What film should I watch with someone I want to fuck?

What film should I watch with someone I want to fuck?

porn

Or the notebook. heard it was good for that

No porn

The Thing

The bee movie

Pulp fiction worked for me

Zebraman

actually horror works the best, watch Switch since it just came out

Literally anything. If it's consensual sex you're after.

If it's non consensual then I recommend a movie called Réalité

The constant screaming and moaning throughout most of the movie is perfect

nothing is conclusive .... it all just seems to lead nowhere. it all seems so empty. death is final.

if cannibal holocaust doesn't get the job done, you're out of luck.

...

120 days of sodom

yeah.....

>the notebook
This is confirmed true. If this girl is on the fence about fucking and you need a movie to help you out, pretty much any ultra chick movie will work fine. Fifty Shades of Grey, Titanic, Notebook, etc. Depending on age, maturity, and emotional range, shit like Twilight or The Hunger Games works as well.

Thx for all the (more or less) useful answers

this

18

2 girls one cup all day long

40 year old virgin.
The irony will be strong

Top Kek user

Take her out and see The Space Between Us

braindead

Room in Rome.

weekend at bernies...
really

hard candy

Freddy got fingered

I know who posted this, how ya been

ok so im confused.

you want to have sex with a woman.....

so

your going to watch a movie with her instead.....

ok i dont get it.

usually when me and a girl wanna fuck we just go at it a few times with nothing else in the way but prehaps taking off some clothing.

your doing it wrong m8.

you bring her into the room, then u basically rape the fuck out of her for a good while.

thats how you have sex.

all you need is like a bed and not be bothered, preferably.

its always odd when ppl walk in on you fucking a ho.

Shrek 2, no joke. Works with 9 out of 10 women.

You type like you're secretly gay.

A Serbian Film

not bad, hows your good self

maby id fuck a hot guy or trans.

but you know what, i think your just a butthurt little virgin.

hows it feel to know i probably fucked a few ho's around 1000 times, sometimes 3-4 times a day. 2 of em became strippers.

so you can go on now and drink some bleach like a good little faggot.

or just continue that mcdonalds job for a few more years until you build up the courage.

You got really defensive there. It's OK if you like dick, man.

Unphased. Try again

Dude , if shes really into fuckin and so are you , then the film doesnt fucking matter trust me.
Real life new fags

actually im just talking shit and your trying to feign off your denial with calling me defensive. thats fucking sad, have some dignity you iq 90 trash.

actually you just got raped and really should think about killing yourself, man to man, im not even kidding, stop being such a pussy.

who would miss you or care, probably not the world.

Eh. Kind of want to kill myself, but otherwise good

should do it.

I should know better by now, but I've shown this film to like 6 women at this point. I keep getting excited that maybe they'll think it's amazing, too. Only one has finished the film.

welp, thats usually how it goes with denial & lack of dignity, too lazy to change so you'd rather hide from it.

>you iq 90 trash
Gotta love irony.
I can tell you're really straining yourself to come up with those long winded responses. Maybe you should take a break?

Haha, he thought you were me. Sad!

A Serbian Film (released in 2010)

Correct. What else?

Star wars. And then in the middle of the movies you ask her if she "want to grab your light saber"

all i want to do is just peel her booty shorts to the side and inhale the fuck out of that stank.. god damn

Does your mom know you're skipping classes?

Zack and Miri Make a Prono
Magic Mike
Don Jon

kek

im not skiping class im with ur mom lul

Blue is the Warmest Color

Oh, tell her I said hi

Daisy's destruction :)

cant go wrong with that one

irreversibel

She cant respond her mouth is full

requiem for a dream

kuso

Something really scary or unnerving (horror/suspense films) she'll be clinging to you like chewing gum to the bottom of a bus seat, the closer you are the more she'll want the D