Let's start a religion with trump as the central figure

Let's start a religion with trump as the central figure

Yes

We should

Well. The Carthaginians worshipped bullshit with human sacrifice.

It already exists, and it's called being Republican.

There already is one. It's called Sup Forums.

No, they worship St. Reagan.

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>Implying Trump isn't anything like L. Ron Hubbard and his supporters are nothing like scientologists

they've already built an idol in China

/thread

fuck.

I think you got that wrong friendo, Trump is just the new pope.

ayy

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Wings are too big.

But we already know he is The God Emperor of Mankind

>be trump
>at moscow ritz carlton
>presidential suite
>melania is in manhattan
>you're bored of watching tv
>try to fap but can't get it up
>call room service for a case of champagne
>also have them send four pubescent prostitutes
>they make you lay on the bed fully clothed
>they're drinking champagne from the bottle
>ridiculing how badly your suit fits
>they climb onto the bed
>jumping like it's a trampoline
>dancing to shitty russian dubstep
>one of them steps on your crotch
>dick twitches
>they're each on their second bottle now
>you tell them obama slept in this very bed
>they talk about how much they hate him
>dick twitches again
>they want to defile the bed so it will be destroyed
>urine starts to flow
>they're pissing all over you
>it's soaking through your suit
>so warm
>a stream hits your face
>dick is titanium
>they notice your tiny bulge and mock it
>one of them has to shit
>squats over your lap and lets loose
>it's runny but there are big chunks
>smells fucking horrible
>you grab a chunk and taste it
>dick is diamonds
>beg them to let you fap
>they make you use the shit as lube
>furiously rubbing micropenis
>they take turns pissing in your face
>unintelligible moans emanate from your mouth
>OOOOAAAAHHHHHHAAAAHHHHHHH
>they're laughing at you
>OOOOOOAAAAAAAHHHHAAAAAAH
>HAOOOOOHAOOOOOOHAAAHGHHH
>they laugh even harder
>OOOOB-BAAHM-MMMAAAAAAH!!!!!
>cum buckets
>Putin got it on tape
>he faps to it every night
>blackmails you into being president

That would be Mike Pence.
Trump is just the harbinger.

>Goes [website]
>Enters school's hottest girl's name
>Gets free nudes

ITT: autism

Aw look who tried being smart. Nice try kiddo.

Obly if we get to kill sandniggers and niggers in the name of the almighty

>Trumptianity

Call it dealianity

Nope, sorry, if you start killing niggers then Trump labels it "carnage" and threatens to "send in the feds."

Trump is such a faggot.

Isn't Trump a Jew?
He loves Israel and is building a wall the same as Israel did.

The Dems have already done that. They just can't stop talking about him all the time.

I hated Trump and voted for Clinton even though she's a symbol of corruption, but in truth I'm enjoying him more and more. He literally embodies everything hilariously pathetic in the most beta normies. Even his appearance, with his spray on tan and his TV show host vocabulary are hilariously emblematic of everything shitty in today's culture. People who look up to him will act equally thin skinned and vapid. It's hilarious because all the most idiotic people in society are showing their true colors, so they'll be that much easier to shut out in 4 to 8 years.

The only drawback is, I'm going to have to cash out all my stocks, because the economy's inevitably going to crash with all this protectionism.

This is bait right? If not, its the cringiest shit I've seen all day.

Lol, keep telling yerself that