Show me your faces, Sup Forums. Try not to use a potato for a camera. They don't work well

Show me your faces, Sup Forums. Try not to use a potato for a camera. They don't work well.

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You look like you offer cheap BJs in the bathroom of a really shitty bar

You sound like you project your fantasies onto Sup Forums.

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Why is your head upsidedown?

You look like you're ready to kick those damned grey-skins out of Windhelm.

Trips of truth

According to 's shitty photoshop, a tragic porn accident lol

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>m'lady

Skyrim is for the Nords!

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I thought I actually took a decent picture

I like it. the seat belt strap really accents the k-mart polo

Only poking fun.
Just the angle, man. A bit too low. If it were a tad higher it'd make a difference.

"Oh look, your father is home!"

You thought wrong.

God I wish. I wouldn't have paid $30 at Kmart

genetic pollution/10
white trash/10

Alright, alright, I trimmed be beard, ffs.

The picture is fine, it's your style/look that gives off that vibe

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>gorilla chest
grow it out to cover that shit back up.

you look like a proper evil cunt

How old is that beard

Sweet look bro, too bad about the out of control body hair though

found the smooth chested power bottom

Disappointed.
Preferred Skyrim create a character.

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Future trap?

Are you flying?

found the fucking missing link.

no wonder you're a virgin.

Wtf is that haircut faggot kys

CAN DO

white power?

The only power.

literally a faggot/10

Why are people hating on OP?
Lot of chicks love grizzly guys, and plenty of twinks too, depending which team you swing for. OP looks manly and decent.

oh no I'm fine. This has made my entire drive home great

Only two kinds of people have no chest hair. Women and boys. And I am neither.

Your skin is so fucking smooth what the fuck
Tell me your secrets, you plastic bastard

Are your pubes orange too?

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Is that the face when the dick enters your rectum?

Hey, you're the same faggot threatening people a week ago, do you make these threads to boost your ego or something?

I shaved off my beard once since I got married. Literally could not get laid until it grew back. Glad it only took a week and a half to get back to respectable.

i am not op

Am i diong it, right?

... I threatened someone?

Was I scary?

Mostly do this when I'm bored af.

Try not to use a potato for a head

Hey Brandon

Irish/German/Scottish lineage. Got blessed with super clear skin.

Wrong

Grey and white, actually.

Zach, Dan, Richard, or Levi?

It's not wrong to be named Brandon.

Also people who have been burned with boiling water by their parents for punishment

Ya goddamn right.

my name's not Brandon

Awkward. But hey, hair grows through my burn scars, so, maybe?

Are you a twitch streamer?

Nope.

Only around mine, try hotter burns next time

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Nah, I'm good. Burns suck, and hurt like fuck.

Fuck I've got Ukrainian instead of German. I'm fucked.

Wtf man. Brandon is good name, why are you doing this?

There's always extensive cranial tattooing. All you Baltic bastards look scary with skulls tats.

ayy

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because my name's not Brandon

I'm OP. My name is Brandon. In Irish Gaelic, it means Light from the Beacon Hill.

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Fine, have it your own way ...jesus

Eh. Rather not get something tattooed on my face or head.

my name has a Hebrew origin. it means strong/constancy

I get it, hence my shiny af head.

Seriously, shit gets reflective.

My name isn't Jesus either

Just get your braces off? You look like you excessively try to show your teeth.

He doesn't look Mexican, he's probably not Jesus either.

fuck color photos i hate them

Nice dubs faggots

> goes to [website]
>wins at life

I've still got a full head of hair and all, still young.

Shitty photoshop or not it's hilarious

I'm not really sure what you're implying

oh no. The Bots are learning how to shitpost

Post dick

I went bald at 25. Used to have long af viking hair. My fifth kid did it to me.

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>Terminator salvation was all started by an Australian

Like your lungs black and white too, fagsucker?

I don't know why I take part in these threads.

find a flaw

I went bald at 25 also, totally sucks but what can you do?

WAIT
FIFTH
AT 25
You don't fuck around man.