I work at an airport, dubs decides what to do while I'm sitting around waiting

I work at an airport, dubs decides what to do while I'm sitting around waiting

Kill your self.

shout allahu akbar

get back to work faggot, you're in trumps america now.

Shout "I have a gun get down or I'mma fucking shoot one of you"

What airport is that?

conduct a "random search" on a nigger

Guessing you're a fuel wanker. Go find a fresh arrival, touch the brake unit when its on stand and post pics.

Take someone's bag, open it, dump the contents onto the floor, and send.

SUX sioux city iowa

I'm not TSA fag, i work FBO

>Goes [website]
>Enters school's hottest girl's name
>Gets free nudes

Play flappy bird on your phone

cum on a plane

Make sure the Taxiway lights are filled with fluid.

Either that or screw with the shitheads in the tower.

Intercom 'ALL PASSENGERS DEPARTING MUST GO THROUGH SECURITY AGAIN, AS A SAFETY MEASURE

Contact ATIS and flirt with it.

What was the strangest thing that had happened while you were working?

Keep the dream alive boys

Rollin 4 this

Shit ton of snow here

Trow shit on window

Does the snow interfere with your job much?

No, we have assholes come in with literally minimum visibility and have to deal with them, and we shovel/push snow, city guys take care of the runway

Don't let it die

Come on

...

This but throw a suitcase and then run away

Buy a burger and a coke

does this shit actually work or will my computer get aids?

Not that kind of job, i work with personal aircraft,not airliners

Service aircraft

Pulling some now

show your palm

Really? I'm going to get my own dubs twice?