"Hey user, play some Jay Z for us!"

>"Hey user, play some Jay Z for us!"
>"Oh right, he uses Spotify... awkward..."

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>Spotify
>Not normie

>2017
>Listening to Jay-Z

both of these desu

>"Nah don't worry I bought his albums before that Tidal bullshit even started!"

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Hol' up, I'll put on some Slint. You girls will like this.

You guys ever heard of Today is the Day?

Actually, don't answer. Wait. You guys are gonna get a kick out of this. Just trust me.

white girls would listen to shit like the nae nae song at a party dumbo

>listening to Jay Z at all
his only viable album is Reasonable Doubt and thats only because mafioso aged decently and the 90s are en vogue again

lmao this post is some serious out of touch autism.

its more like

>oh user keeps his music FILES on his phone?..uhhhh?

yeah that sounds like an attractive normie girl alright

you're projecting your own autism

Why would you want to interact with people that listen to Jay Z

Sasquach king kong godzilla monster
everybody knows im a motherfucking monster

*throws smokebomb*
heh, later stupid bitches

They wouldn't be listening to Jay Z you retard. They'd be playing Swalla or The Chainsmokers. And you wouldn't be there, you'd be in your room masturbating and shitposting.

>I MISS YOU
Remind me why girls can't relate to Slint?

most girls fucking hate loud or dissonant sounds in music. they will immediately check out when they hear it. the lyrics, vocals or anything else won't even matter

Reasonable Doubt > American Gangster > The Blueprint > The Black Album > Vol. 3 > Vol. 2 > The Blueprint 3 > The Blueprint 2 > The Dynasty > Vol. 1 > Magna Carta Holy Grail > Kingdom Come

Cake, cake cake cake cake cake
500 million, I got a pound cake
Niggas is frontin', that's upside-down cake
Get 'em a red nose, they clown cakes
They shoulda never let you 'round cake
Look at my neck, I got a carrot cake
Now here's the icing on the cake
Cake, cake cake cake cake

this hit a little too close to home

"Don't worry, I found this band I think you guys would love. They're called Swans. Just gimme a second here and I'll get up Soundtracks for the Blind."

watch the throne is on spotify you pale no ass having bint
>plays niggas in paris

now what, OP?

its not that they have an actual opinion but more that they associate unfamiliar things in music with not fitting in/social failure
attractive people dont actually have a real interest in music its all just posturing

Watch The Throne got removed as well, lol

How out of touch are you that spotify to you is not normie. Maybe Tidal or amazon music would get you wierd looks.

You're not impressing anyone by pretending hate popular things

>"lol dude is djing with his spotify daily mix playlist?"

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Why did you format your quotes like this

he doesn't know how to mass reply. it's real bad

Wew

Like anyone under 40 wants to hear (((Jay-Z)))

Tidal isn't a popular thing.

I'm not pretending to hate popular things.

I absolutely do hate popular things. I hate normal music. I hate normal movies. I hate normal books. I hate normal lives.

I hate normal people.

I hate you.

Get the fuck off my board.

oh fuug

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Normies don't listen to Jay Z anymore.

post a chart

>gay z
>popular

>I bought his albums
>Those album arts don’t match the digital releases
Piratefag pls go

>“Sure hon, let’s go somewhere else."

why couldn't just his "enter" this frustrates me more than anything else in your post

>Jay-Z
Disdain for plebs. Jay-Z only ever self-promoted his way to the top rapper lists by throwing his business weight around.

play some jay z? I'm fuckin outta here what am I even doing at this stupid party

>my bad, hold up, I think I have a few Jay-Z tracks somewhere on my hard drive
>oh, just one track, let me play it
>"You know I thug 'em, fuck 'em, love 'em, leave 'em / ‘Cause I don't fucking need 'em!"