Hey user, why don't you have a gf?

Hey user, why don't you have a gf?

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i'd have to leave the house for that

I kept one in the freezer for a bit but dumped her so I'd have more room for pizza

I have one. It's not that great

Because I'm an ephebophile.

>ywn have a sexy 15 year old with big tits and a fertile womb for a girlfriend.

hands just work fine. why change something that works

Don't like people. And I'm on the fatter sides of things. Could fix that but naw.

because I already have one

why does your makeup look like shit?

>multi colored hair

STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM THE BULL DYKE, FEMINIST, SOCIOPATH!

Because my wife would kill the absolute fuck out of me.

cause im a complete antisocial and scared from my last relationship.

I do, and she is the best damn hiking buddy ever!

can confirm

at least i had lots of fun when i was that age

cause I prefer to spend my money on myself than a parasite.

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don't know how to approach them
mainly, i don't try

best to approach silently from the back

I don't have a gf because women incessantly bitch about the same thing until they forget what they were whining about. I wanted to help my ex solve the problems she was dwelling on but all I was met with was hostility or silence.

I won't just sit there and let someone go over the same problem without trying to help find a solution.

I fuck escorts. They fuck off without crying and I don't need to worry about 4500 lbs of blood soaking tampons overflowing out of every cupboard or cabinet in my bathrooms.

Because I'm an overweight introverted nerd.

I'm jobless and I'm not in school.
Living parasitically off my parents.

Can't find a job, can barely move without being out of breath.
Every day I look in the mirror and hate who I see, I just fucking hate myself.

Getting a girl is something I simply can't do, no one loves me, not even my family.

i had one before. i have few desires to have one again.

In the spring, go for a walk for a few hours a day. Bring some cash to get yourself home and some water to drink on the way.

>implying Hitler wasn't desirable as fuck

Is this bait?

you can change things, you know? just do drugs

I'm a sad faggot with no confidence or self esteem and can't talk or hold a conversation with a girl

Bc I'm too particular ;). This gringo is waiting for the perfect latina lover.

I don't have great social skills when it comes to dating/relationships. Every girlfriend I've had it was just for sex/companionship, no real connection. I feel like I am broken and probably will never fall in love. Now I settle for masturbating and the rare hookup.

Well you're both pretty ugly, and look like you'd be into anime and MLP, so congrats.

the magic word for you is: rohypnol

i already like him more than you

fucking cunt

Because I have a wife..

...

I'm married. Don't have the time for a side piece at the momemt. maybe next fall.

Because I'm not spontaneous or outgoing

yfw

That shouldn't stop you.

Dubs I get reincarnated when I die
ROLLING

To busy with Sup Forums

Dubs.
Do
Confirm

I would get a girl friend.
But I'm currently assetless
And girls like this only get posted on Sup Forums
(sadface.

Because I want a boyfriend.

Ugh, that place sells chickens' feet.

I call faggot

>projecting

kek

also im socially inept. I would like to date one of the girls in my chem/russian history class

guys don't worry too much, the hottest girls always appear when you least expect them

also, at least you aren't this guy:

I do. She's being a cunt right now and I'm in the office jerking off while she sleeps.

Safer and easier to have random hookups and whores. A full time side piece is a pain in the ass.

I recently got out of a chain of long lasting toxic relationships. I fall in love quickly and get blind, currently there's a girl completely falling for me, but this time i'm trying to find out what i need before i dig myself into a hole again.

I'm the forever alone type.
Good looking, kind, considerate, good job, small group of great friends.
Just so desperate to be loved no one wants to. Even my last fuck buddy called it 'cause I got too intense.
Fuck the 21st Tinder century. I just want to be loved :'(

Touché.
Honestly, it just gave me an excuse to use that picture.

creepy

Just cuck.

I saved it.

I once fucked a girl working a VS. She was amazed that I was buying the exact same lingerie in 2 different sizes.

Have you ever considered maybe you aren't that good looking, or noticeably kind, that you are just a completely average, boring, uninteresting Sup Forums user?

I have the last laugh nigger, I have my hand. Jill and me will be together forever.

You're probably aromantic.

Well I am so....

Oh definitely. But don't they say about confidence "fake it till you make it?"

And honestly, I'm not a model but I'm not a troll. It's the average, boring uninteresting, desperate part that fails to land me the love.

Plus I think it's because I'm looking to settle down. I just need to chill out more I think. Eh.

You asked me this question a decade ago.

It should be...

Hey user, why don't you have a wife?

>deep inside, user could feel the pain of never being in love. thats why they feed the need to troll

Because I don't want to.
I like to keep my freedom.

don't wanna share my shit with her and feel obligated to feed her every day

Because I'm fucked up and wouldn't want anyone else to have to deal with my shit. Wouldn't be fair to them.

I'm ugly, poorfag, college drop out, 27 years old. No job no money no honey. will neck myself.

Because I've never attempted nor really cared to try and get one.
Besides muh anime gurls will always be perfect ;^)

Because its a spend of time

Me and my girl broke up about a month ago, going to take a break so neither of us think it is about seeing other people. I miss her but, at least its no ones fault specifically we both fucked up.

I have an issue with rushing things and girls change their mind when they find out that I'm looking for something more than just a fuck. Feelsbadman.jpeg

No job no money no future
All I have is my Sup Forumsros

I moved out of my home town for a job and I am in my early 30's. Only people I know are my co-workers and they are all old men. (work in the skilled trades). Only option is to go to bars and that's not really my scene. I also lost my hair. (male pattern baldness) so shit sucks.

because I'm gay

Why have one when I can fuck two girls that hate each other

cuz apparently you want me still

Don't want one.

youtube.com/watch?v=59r1KFPmT9U

I've sailed through this journey alone so far. I have no choice but to walk it blind. I'm ok though, I'm walking the same path as everyone else that leads to the end...

Use [website] before it gets patched fellow Sup Forumsros!
Share pics that you got here

I do... Not sure it's the one I want though.

which one is the boy and which one is the girl

>This guy thinks that any of us will fall for this

Lesbian couple.

That's a very good question

because all my fuck buddy dont want a relationship

don't trust bitches

Faggot

Not all women are like that, the one I am in love with is actively going about fixing the problems in her life, it'll suck for me in the end because I know she'll leave me soon and we both still love each other. Love and relationships still kinda suck but not all women are retards.
Also she was even more perfect because she doesn't get a period because of her birth control, shit was cash until it failed and caused a miscarriage

not conventionally attractive enough for girls in this area

>408 fag reporting

CONS:
>have to drive her places
>spend money to take her out
>potentially has to live with me
>listen to her complain
>"omg, i like dont like this one bitch at work"
>no peace and quiet

PROS:
>potentially good sex if you roll the right rng

Good job user, im the same way but i cant ever think about myself or my happiness in a relationship, and when I do I feel like I'm being selfish

A whole nation loved him, which is why WWII happened. This picture really doesn't say much.
You could have done so much better with a simple /thread, user. You have disappointed me.

I'm hard to approach. I look like this big bulky guy, kind of like Ice Cube I guess. I'm also really boring because I really never tried talking to people. I'm only 19, so I guess i still have time to become normal.