You have 10 SECONDS to prove you're WHITE

You have 10 SECONDS to prove you're WHITE.

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I voted

I have a job.

i cant dance and i enjoy the music of U2, Bon Jovi and CCR

I laughed at the fact that the black guy's callsign in Top Gun is sundown

im a weeb

I've met my father.

I know who my father is.

I'm not racist I promise

*Dab*

i despise interracial shit

I didn't consume an ice cream pie whole.

I don't have a criminal record.

I have a 3 inch dick.

I can speak proper English.

I listen to black metal, not black people music

I own a bicycle that I bought at a bicycle shop.

I fap to interracial cuck porn

I have a QFC Advantage Card on my car key chain

I'm a good father.

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thanks for the warning officer

I don't speak like a retard

I own a RetroDuo.

Colgate is too spicy for me

y'all

I don't smoke methols

I do not run when I see the police.

ive actually struggled against being arrested and havent been shot.

I like Starbucks

I watch The Cleveland Show.

The smile thing

I dindu nuffin!!!

I don't smell like shit

all i have aren't be stolen

I can swim.

I don't have to prove myself to a filthy nigger like you

be jelly, non master race peasant

I'm at work

Um...I like stealing bikes while in the act of committing other acts of petty thugery.

I can speak normaly

I have a job.

I don't like KFC!!!!

You fucking idiot niggers can't even read this

I'm black.

my dick is small and i watch a black bull fuck my wife everyday

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beck

Who taught you to read?

niggers

I have a job

I use Sup Forums

white privilege doesnt exist

I often walk in front of police and don't get shot

I legally bought my gun at a store

I'm a good father, I know my father, I have a job, no criminal record, I don't steal.

Oh and I can say "thanks for the warning officer".

I find black cock delicious

Nigger confirmed!!!!

I have a Job
I speak English
Police ignore me
I am not on welfare
I know who my Father is
My Father is not in Jail
I don't steal shit
I am Married
I have a son I love and Support
I think White Girls that have a monkey BF are forever tainted disgusting no good diseased whores

confirmed white

I know who my father is.

I steal culture from the black man because I have no identity or culture.

Oops, I lied. I'm an uppity nigger.

I'm a huge metalhead, and a registered Libertarian.

i jerk off everyday. it's concerning.

I do not own timbs and have never used the 100 emoji

Supremacy confirmed!!!!

This is me overdosed on heroin, some bitch shot me up with narcan.

Niggers smoke crack not snort dope.

I don't steal

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I'm Jewish.

I'm currently rocking my daughter to sleep

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White girls don't have to be paid to fuck me.

I don't care what's happening in US politics, and I live here.

I was a delegate for bernie sanders.

DNA testing

I had both parents growing up

I'm super cringy

Top kek m7

I was raised by my both of my lawfully (and in the eyes of the Jebus) wed parents and my father was gainfully employed the entire time, sometimes with two jobs at once.

I'm so white I glow in the dark. I rule hide and seek in the snow. I have so little rhythm radios stop playing in my presence.

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Nigger

Thank God they sell narcan without a prescription now. That shits a godsend.

Seriously though quit using you fucking idiot. Not all of you survive, and I'm tired of carting dead bodies around.

I pay taxes to keep lower IQ ethnicities from going extinct.

I have a good credit score.

I listen to Waylon Jennings

I dont like tacos.

What bitches fail to understand that's like almost 100% everything that makes up our reality. it's a muscle!!!! Bet I would be at 11 inches if over the years I could take my time. but no. as a race we're socially castrated from ourselves so don't say it's great to be white. it ain't great yet There ain't no fucking wall

Don't share the site so it gets fixed by snapchat! [website]

I can read and write.

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Ibogaine. Fucking tell EVERY junky you meet about it. That shit saved my life. 2 years off dope and I don't even remember what it feels like.

I own property and don't have illegitimate children

Im invested in the cracker barrel chains

almost makes me wanna stop smoking weed..

I have met my health insurance deductible

I'm half French Canadian and half Jewish. My name's not Drake. I'm whiter than Rick Moranis

fuck off to Sup Forums you dick sucking faggot

I am intentionally in possession of literature. Also, I look both ways before telling a funny joke.

I'm not into anal.

i am highly depressed

Are you telling me that a black woman would let me... Ok you've convinced me to try.