>be me 3 years ago >work in the meat department at a major grocery store >close the department by myself 5 nights a week >every couple nights I pick a sexy looking cut of beef and cut a slit into it >just the sound of the knife cutting through the sexy moist beef gets me diamonds >I fuck the meat slab until I blow my load inside, fuckin creampie style m8 >feelsgoodman.jpg >finish closing up shop once I'm done rinsing my filthy cow blood covered cock off in the eye wash station >mfw I don't like using the regular sink for this task >before I leave I wrap up my victim of the evening and place it on the store shelves, pre-wrapped, front and center >when I get to work the next day it's always gone >mfw I did this literally hundreds of times >mfw no one ever complained or suspected anything >mfw hundreds, possibly thousands of people have unknowingly eaten my cum >mfw I feel no remorse
David Morgan
what the fuck
Camden Cox
where?
Andrew Price
>your local Walmart
Nolan Adams
I stepped on a cat once. It spent a few minutes struggling to breathe then I watched it die. It was an accident, but it kind of turned me on.
Fuck my life
Hunter Diaz
boi
Logan Baker
One time I farted at a funeral. I thought it would be silent
I was in a crowd of people and luckily couldn't be identified as the culprit
I was so thrilled by getting away with it that I farted loudly two more times before the funeral was over
Jaxon Ward
i fucked my gramma who is in coma
Daniel James
What the fuck nigger
Isaac Gray
bumpo
Oliver Evans
I got succ of dicc from boo
Hunter Jenkins
you sound like my kind of man. i'd like to have a meat orgy with you.
Ayden James
I live in Trump tower. Come on over
Camden White
You need a real man. I fuck cows
Adrian Hill
You make being vegan sound like a good idea.
Alexander Perez
Tell us your secret faglord
Ian Howard
I am actually vegan. I only deal with the shitty no meat lifestyle so I can brag on the internet and be superior to all the meat-eaters.
Jonathan Reyes
my secret is that I can guess the last digit of my post number . . . 4
Logan Williams
OH SHIT NIGGER HE HAS RISEN
Xavier Robinson
hhhnnnnnngggggg
Anthony Stewart
The funny part is, even though it only work 1-in-10 times, it is completely worth looking like a fool 9-in-10 times.
Isaac Walker
That's quite a secret you got there m8
But will it blend?
Blake Phillips
nice
Colton Brown
it actually works 10/10 times. that's my secret . . . Not 7
Easton Miller
AMAZING! Can you only predict it, or can you effect is as well?
Jaxon Walker
I steal money from my mom's purse. I'm 27
Ayden Rogers
...
Camden Wood
I can only predict. And I cannot use my God given powers too often or I become weak. . . . Not 2
Owen Gutierrez
i securtly smurf on cs go
Jaxson Edwards
cunt
Grayson Reyes
I spit in my neighbor's glass of water and he drank it.
Nolan Ramirez
check'd
Luke Lewis
I don't know why but that made me kek hard
Lucas Miller
...
Christopher Moore
Whatever helps you sleep at night
Ethan Wood
I played an extra in a high budget porn movie. Didn't get to fuck though :/
John Jackson
I would let my roommate's dog lick my cock while I sniffed her panties.
Lincoln Gray
absolute madman
Jackson Evans
I have more empathy and sympathy than it may initially seem to some people.
James Butler
kek'd/5
Easton Baker
i dont
Oliver Morgan
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood
Ian Richardson
Truly amazing.
Luke Young
My Babysitter jerked me off when I was 12.
Daniel Anderson
GF likes to suck my dog when we fuck, or when she takes care of me.
Logan Parker
Like I said, whatever helps you sleep at night
Henry Garcia
I've been jerking off in my step sisters used panties for over a decade
Hudson Sanders
Is it because you have so much or so little?
Jace Jones
dude. gross.
Matthew Smith
Yet you over looked this user
Ethan Barnes
Me and my gf fucked while her kid was asleep in the crib right next to us
Jackson Hill
Mine shall be a seven
Cameron Evans
> goes to [website] >wins at life
Robert Parker
depends
Parker Stewart
You can't hope to share my powers. . . . Not 9
Easton Ward
Ive failed 5
Jayden Morgan
just did
Asher Watson
FALSE PROPHET
Henry Nguyen
my moms friend tried to fonger me in the back of my moms car
Jason Brown
I'm aware of that; care to elaborate?
Jack Foster
I have a gambling addiction no one knows about
Josiah Bennett
fonger >fonger >>>fonger
Parker Smith
Thread
Easton Wright
But 5 has not failed you, son. He will always be there for you in your darkest hours.
Ayden Jenkins
GTFO DEMON
Adam Ortiz
Yes, this is a thread. Good job Billy
Jason Edwards
sometimes i bump threads
Hudson Bell
I like SSBBWs and have almost no sexual attraction to thin girls. My (relatively) thin girlfriend of a few months has gained some weight and it turns me on. She hates it and i try to encourage her to workout but i know she'll keep gaining.
Ryan Davis
Too late, I'm going to bed.
Christopher Fisher
Your fetish is bad and you should feel bad
Hudson Carter
Bump
Lincoln Flores
retard
Jack Fisher
i can guess the last 2
Henry Collins
I secretly want to be gang raped by black men.
I'm totally not gay though
Benjamin Rogers
She knows
Nolan Myers
You're shit. . . . Not 1
Gavin Hill
I have clinical depression and have never told anyone but professionals I paid to listen Good life, money, family etc but most days can't wait to get to bed and be unconscious for a bit If I wasn't naturally driven and competitive to a fault this shit would have beat me a long time ago. Onset when I was about 17 now 30. Own a business, married, have friends and hobbies but pretty much every aspect of my life is lived through a faked smile and demeanor. Haven't had kids yet but wife wants them. Maybe that will quell this emptiness and sadness that's with me always
Jaxson Torres
False prophet
Mason Jones
Well there goes my will to live. See ya fags
Kevin Collins
>few minutes struggling to breathe >stepped >accident
Carter Sanders
Don't be sad because it's over
Be happy because it happened.
Also, 7
Andrew Myers
I am really bad at guessing the last number of my post... uh. 6?
Austin Smith
Trips works too
Luis Robinson
O shit m8
Dubs
James Scott
...
Joshua Bell
shit. i got it right. not this thime. 7
also checked
Gavin Cruz
I'm hard now just thinking about it
Wyatt Bennett
I had a relationship with my AP History teacher in Junior Year of highschool, and it ended so badly that I lost all taste for relationships. Haven't even tried dating since, and that was four years ago.
Jaxon Watson
lol slut
Ethan White
Raped my 13 year old cousin while she was asleep. She was staying at our house because her parents had found out that her older brother had been raping her, and they wanted to get her out of the house while they dealt with him.
She had anxiety, night terrors, panic attacks, so she needed some pretty strong sedatives to stay asleep for more than an hour or two. One day I was home alone with her for the night, and I checked to make sure she was out cold, and went to town. Did it two more times in the weeks following till her mom moved in with use because their whole fucking family had kind of imploded.
I sincerely wish I hadn't done it, but I don't really feel remorse for it. I just think it was a foolish, pointlessly risky decision.
Landon Hernandez
>I would let my roommate's dog lick my cock while I sniffed her panties. >my roommate's dog lick my cock while I sniffed her panties. >while I sniffed her panties. >dog >sniffed her panties >dog >panties >dog >PANTIES
Connor Hall
That'll just make it worse. Sounds like you're setting up to live the life of a 20th century protagonist tho, so maybe that'll appeal to you. Your head will be in an oven in no time. Just make sure to write deep but angsty poetry, Plath
Brody Ward
FUCKING DUBS RIGHT NOW NIGGERS
Jaxon Sanders
I fucking kekd hard
Robert Sanders
My friends and I accidently killed a hobo once. He was old, and creepy, and wouldn't leave us alone, so we threw him a beating, but the fucker stopped breathing. We just fucking ran, never came back.
Nathan Peterson
Nice. Fuck hobos
Nathaniel Garcia
I think he meant the roomates panties. Not sure tbh.
Julian Long
Nah he definitely meant dog panties
Dylan Foster
Why would anyone notice? They're literally eating flesh and blood.
Hudson Mitchell
When I was in college and friend and I set up a local cam network for the dorm (coed dorm) on which people would masturbate and watch other people masturbate. There was always someone on, and you rarely saw faces, so it was surprisingly popular, because people were turned on by the idea that they've probably masturbated with any random person they passed in the dorm halls. The way the interface was built, up to 24 people at a time could connect to the network and cam through it, so on any given day you'd open it up and see 2-24 different feeds of people masturbating.
The dark part is that I used to sell access to the feed to outside sources, so they could discreetly view it.