Ask a guy who just took a shit on his hand anything

Ask a guy who just took a shit on his hand anything

jerk off with it

did you just take a shit on your hand?

Why? Also would you eat it? Or is it too late?

Write "Sup Forums's bitch" on your body with the shit. You went this far, OP, so take it to another level. Make this an epic thread.

What's on your hand?

Rub your nose in it while saying "bad dog."

Why does your shit look like that?

dude...

I was shoving shit into my ass but could not reach the toilet in time

What does it smell like?

op what are your thoughts on global warming

human excrement

>peanutbutter or almond butter

...

I already flushed it down. Would not eat it.

How are you typing

Are you white?

It smells like shit

What the fuck is wrong with your bowels?

why did you take a photo, instead of instantly washing it off like a normal person?

It is a conspiracy

...I knew it!

...

Choke on it.

Because Sup Forums

Why haven't you killed yourself yet

pee pee
with my hands
no
I must descend even further

My shit is bigger

>when you get fucked in the ass by black dick too much and and your shit comes out molded to the shape of it

Well, there you go Sup Forums, that's the demographic that disbelieves global warming: they're the kinda people who also accidentally shit in their own hand.

Her shit is bigger

how did you write on the paper if you hand was full of shit?
also the other hand was holding the camera so explain