Sup Forums I'm fucked. I need $100k in 14 days. What do

Sup Forums I'm fucked. I need $100k in 14 days. What do.

Gamble

So you need like $7 a day?

Dumbass.

What for

Rob a bunch of stores


Why do you need $100k?

Why do you need it?

suck all the cock you need to

7x365= 2555

> inb4 op robs a bank

Suck 100,000 cocks for $1 each

lets say you are normal and would probably pick up a quarter, but would have to consider if its worth it to expend the effort to pick up a dime

i once read that if you compared a dime to the amount of $$ the average person is worth (like, the % that a single dime is of an average persons net worth), if bills gates was walking over this same %, he would have to consider if it was worth it to bend over and pick up $110,000.

I could help but I need that picture of a hairless rat on some guys lap that makes it look like its his dick.

Its for a film I'm working on. Our investor bailed out and now we are $100k short. We start filming in 14 days.

Watch the first season on breaking bad

Rob some ghetto niggers. Those faggots usually have bling more expensive than their house.

1000 100 dollar blowjobs.

.....x39 years 1 month and 21 days

LOL they bailed for a reason dumbest

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This. Just look for Instagram posers in your area let them trip up and film their house number. Easy score

email multiple companies explaining why they should invest in your company?
Maybe start a kicktarter (even those are kind of gay)

bail on it yourself. its unlikely youll get any new investors in such a short time. short of anything illegal, which is your only recourse at this point, you may as bail and start from scratch again

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Find your investor and put a tire iron to his balls.

that's $7142 a day;
$297 per hour.

let's say you can suck four cocks per hour. you're gonna need to charge $74 each, and get no sleep for two weeks. also you will probably drown in semen.

have fun with that.

Better get on the Dark Web and take on a Hitman gig. Good luck
-N0hb0dy-

here you are user

The solution is simple: Don't film. The world will continue.

First world problems.

Switch to gay porn, then use the profits to fund the real movie

put $3,000 down on your favorite number in roulette

You don't need shit. You want. Two completely different things.

Kek

I'll give you 100$ to let me be in it

Dont do it.....its a snuff film

Spoken like a true idiot trump supporter.

Art is important and should always be funded.

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Find some nigger drug-dealers and rob them.