Freshly baked shotatoes

freshly baked shotatoes

i want to hug a catboy

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Can I sleep in your bed tonight, big brother? I had a bad dream...

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no weird rp stuff

I will destroy you

yiff me babe

You are all gay

Why not? you have to admit is pretty cute

tell that to my boyfriend, faggot.

cause it's weird

Thanks

You keep saying that and I'll be DOWN UNDER you faster than you can blink

you'll only need a one way ticket because i'm going to put you in a fucking coma

meh I could get into it. I'm just usually too sleepy to try :P

Wanna kiss user?

hahahaha my god. you don't need to chloroform me, I'll be there of my own free will

REEEEEEEEEEE

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He's being mean to me. Can I sleep in your bed instead?

>chloroform
>coma
i don't think you get what i was implying

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

keep it in your pants.

ummmm.... you are gunna hit me with a car?

if you're in a coma you can't say no so it's not technically rape

i'll bash you

Yea come on in cutie, its nice and warm. ( im so not rping dont worry other user )

not the same user but I think that qualifies as rape friendo

no it doesn't

Bash me??? No I just wanna cuddle. Dont hurt me

i only cuddle cuties

Yea?
....... and?

you're probably not cute is what i'm implying

Wow, I'm lucky I have so many big brothers...
Can I bring my friend?

I'm cute in spades!
See if you get any cuddles from me then >,>

>nobody to corroborate cuteness

I bet theres room. I do have a big boy bed

You're probably no model yourself

i mean you can ask the drawfag if you want, i'm pretty fucking sexy.

don't user. just don't.

Like what kind of sexy?

absurdly so.

What do ya mean?

Why are your sheets all wet and sticky...?

If you say so guess I have to believe it

I meant not to encourage him to dispute looks.
Too late though now...

Oh... I was... Playing a game! It's really fun and you can play it alone or with other people

nah you can trust the drawfag's word tho

speaking of

>not posting the soft version first

fag
a-a
gay

What kind of game?

Oi leave me out of this.
Your handsomeness is moot because of your spoilt attitude.

the world must know of my sexiness :^)

Oh so you are corroborating him???

Guess thats that :P

and who is backing up your alleged cuteness?

No one but me

exactly

Oh... I dont think I can tell you about it. It's something only older boys can play

I'm not tripping about it dawg

you're the one that wanted cuddles

Yes.
He's handsome, tall, nice cock, nice voice.

BUT

a spoilt useless brat. so meh.

I thought I was a big boy. I haven't wet the bed in almost 2 months...

I was hoping you would just love me :P

love is for faggots

How do you know all this???

I wont tell if you dont

Ignore him user, he's a shit.

because they're a cutie that gets to know this sort of stuff

no u

>.>
reasons.

Getthelube.com

haha. You're right. Do you really want to know?

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You two been fucking

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no u

soon

>Be me about a decade ago
>8 or 9 at the time
>Naked before taking a bath and I attempt this position
>Not sexual, just trying to kiss my dick for the shits I guess
>Tile is cold as shit but I manage to get into the position and barely kiss it
>Somewhere in my retarded mind thinks it would be funny to try to piss in my mouth
>Attempt it but piss all over my face instead
>Spazz out and attempt to get out of the position
>Mom walks in and stares at me
>Helps me get untangled and tells me to get washed
>Dad has a talk with me that night after he gets off of work

Self suck posing always triggers me because I was an autist.

Ok, no more please.

Huh?

Sure! I like it when you tell me secrets big brother.

hahaha how sweet.
but now I've lost who is who.

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Ok come over here and sit on my lap. Your friend can learn too if he wants

i'm the sexy one u dummy

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Boom got it. But I'm not gunna call you that :P

that's sex god reijifag to you, user.

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Okay! What are you gonna teach us?

Oh shit, are you also one of those reji anons who chimes in on the reji/sei conversations all the time??? Cause that used to happen all the time.

Also. wierd deja vu moment...

Sauce?

that happened until seifag died

rip

sorry dude, I dunno.

*obvious boner pokes you in the back* Well its going to be really fun and feel amazing, but first we have to take your pants off.

You been around man. We both need to get lives....

speak for yourself

Anybody have trap shota?

But I don't have any undies under my PJs...

What's a trap?

I do. But dont you think we need better hobbies?

may i have some oats brother

my hobbies are fine thank u very much

loli with penis you silly baltic moran

ancient greece
the white house

That's even better cause for this game we have be naked. *turns you to face me then takes off my PJs. Boner displayed proudly*