You have 30 seconds to prove you're retarded

you have 30 seconds to prove you're retarded

my family and friends can't remember me because we did great things together until a jealous cyborg from the future burned those memories & experiences to nothingness. now i'm in pain a lot and all of my thoughts are slow, aka retarded.

I'm almost 25 and still a virgin, I don't trust women in relationships because they're bitches, and I wish to die a virgin.

HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US

I'm still browsing Sup Forums

im a hs dropout and I play video games all day

kek

It can be 30 and second at a time, you're the retard. Lol

He's been giving head to s Smurf!

omg samefagging

MODS MODS MODS

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>retarded
>not autistic

What is kek spelled backwards?!!!!21?!

I own a MacBook and only use Mac Os

Reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight, no immunities

I voted for Hillary Clinton.

I live in a rural area surrounded by Trump voters. There's no way the retarded isnt starting to rub off on me. Just the other day I was thinking of just grabbing my girlfriend by the pussy. But then she grabbed my dick and blew me so I didn't.

when you type it like Mac Os, it almost reminds me of a cereal. Mac O's.

i don't go to half my classes

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i vape

i don see a poblem

RETARD ALERT

Im on Sup Forums

Thinking Trump voters are retarded. That definitely qualifies as retarded.

/thread

samefag

newfag

Well someone is new to this site

two 44 dubs wow

Unfortunately, Trump cornered both the retard and white trash vote.

quite retarded of you to say

Somert I said?

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you win the retard game

im on Sup Forums

Case in point.

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

I've been here since 2007. This is a problem because I was 15 at the time I started @ Sup Forums

vaccines dont cause cancer

not understanding the thread your posting om is retarded as well. very good user.

this guy did it correctly

Fucking newfags.

been here since i was 14, 2012

The Phantom Menace is the best Star Wars movie, not even close!

I'm well aware that you're retarded; keep retarding retard.

Um
How triforce?!

how thick are you?

anything you say on this thread can and will be used to accuse you of being retarded.

>you idiots. here we're all retards.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

I'm French

retarded

Not as thick as your retarded, powerbottom ass.

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retarded

Nigger said what?

my nama jeff

Can you kill me too please? I'm too much of a pussy to do it myself

retarded

I've been posting on Sup Forums for almost 12 years now, have done nothing with my life because of how much about human nature this website has shown me. I no longer wish to bee around people, it pains me to be around media sheep and the unknowing.

we have winner

i fuck my ass with my elbow BOY

>human nature
>Sup Forums
choose one

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LOL this guy... K dude first off,
1) A REAL Navy Seal wouldn't go around bragging about his accomplishments and possibly reveal his identity.
2) The United States isn't a totalitarian regime so if you were to attack citizens randomly, then you'd be going to jail
and 3) What is a Navy Seal doing on Sup Forums anyways?
You're probably a NEWFAG who cannot get fucking laid. Turn off your phone and go to school, kid.

oh the bait

>couldn't recognize pasta
found the retarded newfag

you goofed

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Where's the copypasta about someone going "oh yes my love that was a smelly fart indeed sniiiifffff" or some shit?

I like MLP