Cringe/feels thread

cringe/feels thread

>when you are closer to 30 than 20 and only your parents come to your birthday

>when the sugar hits your system and it hides the internal despair for a minute

>when you will never have a date like this

>only your parents come to your birthday

at least they still love you

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at least you have parents.

>Same fagging hard today

>only one of your parents come to your birthday

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>when you're over thirty and no more birthday parties...

These pics really dont say much towards cringe cause i do this shit every year since i was 15. I dont want my friends around my parents or any of this shit.

I don't even like my birthday in general, i normally just get my wife to watch the kids while i get drunk by myself. Maybe bbq if im not too drunk. So these pics really mean nothing

You sound like nothing means anything to you anymore.

noice

At least you exist

>when the girl you love gets married and you're still single

>haven't said a word to a female in 3 months

Fuck no a shit load of stuff matters greatly, just birthdays are fucking retarded in general. "Hey user look, another year behind you! Omg you're so much closer to death, lets celebrate and spend shit tons of money to do it!"

I just buy $50 bottle of Jack Daniels single barrel select get shit faced hang out with my wife and kids then go to work in the morning. Love it

I think I get it now. Seems much better.

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try being over 30

I feel the same way. I'm 23, haven't had an actual birthday party since i was 13 or so.
It's a dumb celebration and i don't like all the attention anyway.

Idiot OP. parents are the most important. Fucking manchild, make them proud.

>not out being a slut
>"legal", but not feeling obligated to party
>good family life
>cute glasses
>cute smile and apparently fit body too

that's not cringe user, that's wife material

I love it when I can still find an occasion to get drunk by myself and not get bitched at by my wife too.

I do it on my birthdays too but sometimes people just show up, which is fine.

>try being over 30

>tfw you attain wizard status and become immune to all feels

Those are some Brazilian chocolates.

Feliz aniversário

>that feel when your parents actively keep you from having a life

>used to be ultra beta as a kid
>became really popular in high school
>on sports teams, got laid, had tons of friends
>after HS they promised to pay for my education but never do
>meanwhile i help them with their business, do maintenance on the house, run errands
>6 years later, lost all contact with my friends, back to being a beta
>they finally decide its time to send me off to make something with my life
>a week before my first exams they decide they dont want to pay for it anymore
>they kick me out, sell the house to my brother
>sold anything i had of value sothat i can get a roof over my head
>my rent and utilities per month in my 4mx3m ghetto apartment is $200
>been sending my CV out for weeks now
>no one wants to hire a NEET
>cant afford an education
>cant get into trade apprenticeships
>min wage jobs pays less than my rent for 9hrs a day, 6 days a week
>working multiple jobs is heavily frowned upon
>been living off a pack of noodles a day for the last 2 months
>lost 55lbs in that time
>running out of money

everytime i contact my parents to ask wtf why they did this to me?
they say well son what do you want us to do about it, were on vacation now, nothing we can do

i sometimes regret not completely disregarding reality and becoming a wizard. at least being a wizard would have felt like an accomplishment, now i truly haven't accomplished anything

Fucking American parents, garbage culture.

Sorry user, hope something good happens for you.

>when you are 30 and expect a big birthday party

get a job building The Wall

It's never too late

when your table is covered with cocks

oh no not american
im stuck down in the shithole that is south africa
i put the numbers in $ cause why hassle you guys with conversion

if be living like a fucking king if i could work for US min wage

>It's never too late

>noticing the table, but not his shirt

what are student loans and state universities?

>when nobody wants to sit next to grandpa cause he bites

my sweet 16

cant get a load cause im worth less than shit
cant get funding for college of any form of education because im not blessed by having a black skin

there is a cock in the cabinet too, just like my mom's house

actually she got her ass reamed later that night

nigga you got more excuses than reasons to try.

how the fuck is minimum wage not enough for $200 a month? what? lets say minimum wage wer $4/hr which is almost half of what it really is. youd still earn 6 days a week x 9 hours a day x 4 dollars an hour x 4 weeks a month $864 a month what the fuck am i missing

Tits Mcgee here is a fine specimen of Butterface...

again im not american
i live in south africa
there isnt even a legal min wage
youre lucky if you get R100 ($7.5) for 9 hours of work

Hell yea if friends come over i surely will tell them to come inside and get a drink but it damn sure aint a party. Just drinking and listening to music. Its a lot cheaper and more fun

Wrong rim fuck wad. Ream means a large quantity of something typically paper. You got her ass rimmed. Like the outer edges of her little butthole

>all around me are familiar faces...

Oh. That blows. well you should swim to america before trump puts up the wall.

>Going nowhere.... Going nowhere....

My last one was when i was 14 and im 26 now and my parents forced me to have that one and it was just family.

Hell my mom hasnt called me on my birthday in 2 years cause she knows how pointless i think that shit is. And getting gifts suck ass cause you gotta show how interested you are in whatever in it is and i suck at that even if i love what they got me

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shithead hungarians!

these wouldn't be so cringy if the guys were smiling.

This.
I'm gonna be 30 in less than 2 weeks and all I'm planning is a nice meal with my immediate family followed by sitting and drinking alone.
A mate of mine is throwing me a party next weekend though...

rekt

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thfuk is in those wine glasses?

>box of sweets on top of plate

Cuntdestroyer/10

Dam dude thats what i made when i was 14

Seriously so fucking close to 5 fucking 5s!

Meh dubs are good too

this dude fucks his brother

Fake a suicide attempt. Make them feel guilty.

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Jello and whipped cream?

I.. don't see the problem here. I've had almost 30 birthdays too and that describes my last 20 ones. I hate birthdays. And I hate people.

t. not american
It literally is as bad as he says. I got laid off and had to waste so much time just to get the benefits I paid into for taxes and then when I did get my money, I had to waste time with paperwork about applying for jobs instead of actually applying for jobs. Unless you're a minority, you're expected to have everything already.

my man sitting over here like kylo ren

At least you had a chance to exist

>anons are complaining about people not coming to birthday parties

At least you guys have fucking birthday parties. My parents dont even love me enough to throw them anymore. the last time i had one i was six. Im 19.

I always feel bad for that dude when i see this picture

>Fake a suicide attempt
thats actually rather funny
iv tried to off myself almost yearly from the age of 8

it has always failed due to, high tolerance, discovery or just pure dumb luck
iv given up on the easy ticket out
without a gin, it just doesnt work

>gin
i meant gun
i got tons of gin though

>Hello darkness my old friend..

thats normal you dingus. Shit I stopped having bday parties when I was like 13.

>At least you had a chance to exist

and we spend it signposting and crying like manbabies.

>30 than 20
>birthday
how old are you? 10?

i'm sorry user, things can only get better

here's a real feels
>about to turn 25
>gf breaks up with you 5 days before
>no friends
>she texts you day before "you don't still want to hang out on your birthday do you? i feel bad but we're not together anymore."
>"no... it's okay..."
>spend birthday alone playing etrian odyssey

>bored hole
Kek

not him but how the fuck is 10 closer to 30 than 20? or is there some joke I'm not getting?

I'm 20 and i no longer celebrate birthdays. Last time i had friend or that i was out was with 16.

Y'all are a bunch of faggots if you are still celebrating birthdays after 21. Get a job you pansies

Who the fuck cares about birthdays when they are 20-30 years old.

i haven't celebrated my birthday since 15.
last memorable birthday was 21st, worked graveyard shift and went to sleep.

Why, it's a nigger

There's nothing wrong with celebrating birthdays, if you're doing it in an age appropriate manner.
I'm a normie by Sup Forums standards, so on our birthdays my friends and I go out to bars and get shitfaced. It's not so much a birthday party as it is an excuse to get drunk and listen to some live music. But there are lots of free drinks for the "birthday boy" and generally a festive mood.

Fuck off cunt youre not impressing anyone

Yes, I agree to that.

>kenyér

Fuck mate poor guy fuck you its a feels thread rather than cringe

Saw this the other day

>cringe/feels thread

This one always get me for some reason...

Don't worry its obviously your parents fault.

Parents are biologically programmed to love you, even if you are a murderer. Their biology is just fucked up

>when you're closer to 40 than 30 and you have to do a 16 hour shift on your birthday.