I had sex last night.
Are you jelly Sup Forums?
I had sex last night
Gabriel Howard
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Benjamin Ross
was it your first time?
spill the beans, OP
Jacob Rodriguez
nope
I'm married with children.
Just wanted everyone to know I had sex. With my waifu.
Jack Adams
Fuck u Cyrus. You are a pussy!
Joshua Green
Got a blowjob last night bro. Cashed in my ben miller card...
Leo Bell
Did you make him kiss your ring and make him say "Im little bitch"?
Kayden Hernandez
I stopped a rape last night.
Jayden Rodriguez
>I'm married with children.
With children? Are you a Muslim? Or just a regular pedo?
Christopher Lewis
Fuck off I got work to do...
Jackson Anderson
fuck off cyrus.
Daniel Miller
I would if I were married TO children
Cooper Lopez
So did I and you were shit. Seriously your crying just made it awkward. You were lucky I gave you a reach around.
Nolan James
I did with two girls, u jelly op?
Dylan Myers
Kek.
Was there a cup involved?
Justin Sullivan
Nope, nor scat
Jayden Cooper
Pic or it didn't happen
OP is a Faggot
Nolan Rogers
Thank God. Scat is fucking nasty
Nicholas Young
>that pic
did you have the safety off?
Elijah Hughes
a little bit, yeah. Still regular sex with waifu, however dull, is better than no sex or fap.
Hudson Miller
always
Jeremiah Edwards
a cock rider
Noah Ramirez
what happened?
couldn't get a hardon?
Hudson Gutierrez
Nah, I stayed home.
Lucas Young
I was under the impression that mammals were unable to become gelatinous. Am I incorrect?
Wyatt Cruz
are you a procrastinator, user?
John Hernandez
no i nailed my ex last night and this morning. Solid 7/10
Jack Gonzalez
Nope, just fairly well advertised in the local papers.
Chase Mitchell
I have sex regularly. Once in a decade.
Leo Russell
get out of my trailer park cyrus
Hunter Peterson
Ya did what your ancestors have been doing sense the dawn of life. Don't be too proud kiddo, join the fuckin club.
Dylan Lopez
"Fuck off. I've got work to do!"