Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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chanseven.deviantart.com/gallery/
youtube.com/watch?v=7ApNHR92qwM
azlyrics.com/lyrics/queen/bohemianrhapsody.html
vocaroo.com/
youtube.com/watch?v=kszLwBaC4Sw
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

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Why is Urabe so sexually motivated? She's exactly that girl who likes to act slutty, not that she does, but then freaks out when guys try to approach her.

I understand reservations and boundaries, not wanting to take a relationship too fast. Cornering at high speed is a sure way to have an accident.

But holy shit this girl is lewd.

Been a while since I've posted
How's everyone?

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Dead.

Literally everyone is dead. Literally.

You are fucking gay

It looks like it, it's so dead you started a conversation with me

I don't know OP. I think Syndra doesn't like me cause I tease them too much. Who the fuck is Bunny? I really don't know you that well either.

Wait aren't you C_users?
Bunny and OP are the same, Alice
And Syndra doesn't like anyone except his elitist telegram group

Indeedarino.
Oh, so a filthy heretic.
That makes sense.

It's strange, Syndra has been posting more upbeat and happy pictures compared to the more lethargic and passive images from the past.

Oh okay my bad then, eh we didn't really talk because mostly I am a faggot
And no he just bakes with a random pic

I think he's being reverse edgy

Reverse edgy? What is the opposite of teen angst and cringe?

idk being a normie?

Ohh.... maybe.... yeah....

I bet he does normie shit like post from his phone, uses facebook or instagram or any of those other social media sites unironically, and only pretends to be a faggot.

I bet he even has a 3D girlfriend and is just avatar fagging

Claim

>has an actual wife
>a child
>a house
>a dog
>a well paying, in demand job
>is a person in a position of authority
>college fund for said child

What a fucking faggot.

Well I'm sorry C_users but thread is way to dead atm
I am gonna play some vidya
Have a good day

Bye-bee

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I'm not baking

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There he is.
That motherfucker.
What a tool.

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This artist is really good

chanseven.deviantart.com/gallery/

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Hello, as well as claim

/dedfu/

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Did the filesize limit change again?

youtube.com/watch?v=7ApNHR92qwM

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Whats the new limit?

As far as I can tell it is still 2MB.

I think it's the lack of sleep catching up to me. Nevermind, I thought it said my image was too large.

Comfy thread is comfy

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I should stop watching these high school romance animus. They make me feel incredibly unfulfilled and abnormal.

It's boring

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It happens to us all. That is why there is eroge to fill that void.

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As it turns out, Spears in Dark Souls are pretty hard to use

Stack dex and get a high stability shield. Gg

I have never played Dark Souls, but Spears are great weapons period. Without them, man would never have conquered the world as he has.

I'm going pretty hard into Dex and Faith
Gunna hit stuff with Lightning for some massive damage

They're pretty slow in Dark Souls
Most important, thrusts are kinda shit

>how do spear work?
>don't you slash with it?
>yeah!
>it's just a sword on a stick!

What the fuck.

Pokey sticks are good at 1v1, but not so much when you fight more than one enemy
That's why they aren't the best
Now Halderds on the other hand....

Get winged spear and the dragon crest shield. Both pretty early items and make an easy play through

Halderps are great. I like bardiches because they are more intimidating.

I'm trying to get a Bardiche, there's a pretty good one early on, but it's a rare drop

On the plus side, it's special attack is to just spin around, I'll be a human Bayblade

Spin to Win? Right up my alley.

Evening. How's it going?

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No life niggers

I was going to get a glaive
And I don't use a shield

Only problem is that Spin2win stick is really heavy and needs quite a bit of strength to use

Well, you know what they say about brute force. If it doesn't work, you aren't using enough.

That's why my first build was all about Greatswords
This one is Hybrid Magic/melee

And I might try a full magic playthrough for a real challange

I've never played a DS game, but I would probably go strength my first time, just because I saw my friend play and he tried to play a thief. He didn't get very far. I think to the graveyard with the first set of skeletons.

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>cough
YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT BY THE LOOK IN MY EYES BABY

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Strength is pretty great, especially when you get Gut's sword and slaughter everything

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-squeaks and hides under his blanket to keep warm-

You squeak a lot.
Do you need a bit of greasing?

>Cripple boss so he can't walk
>Still kills me
>MFW

-is not a car- >.

Lot's of things need grease that aren't cars
Like pigs

Now squeal for me

-doesn't like mean things and hides from you-

Oh poor thing, I'm sorry.
I'm not good at troubleshooting living things.

-Hunts you down like the little piggy you are-

o.o

Don't give me that look now.

Claim :o

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Take a load of this unironic Elitist scum.

komine-san
ヮ

am I still banned?

Want to play the rape game?

T. Elitist scum

i miss CC user, the thread changed so much after he left

Yes I'm calling the police

:3

I should probably feel bad for invading and killing people in Farron Swamp, but it's just too much fun

No thank you, that sounds dangerous.
I probably wouldn't like it either.

Woah. Rude.
And pretty unfair coming from that one boatgirl talking to Ten Ten.

You could look for him on Sup Forums, he's not that hard to find.

There were a few characters missing in there :(

That's the spirit, cutie. Don't forget to struggle. It makes it more erotic.

Said no one ever.

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i've had a good run.
but what this has become is impossible to salvage.
it is cancer, there is no denying that it is horrible.
tasteless teens wondering in thinking its always been a hugbox.
using the shit state to further justify their depressing lives.
this will be my final goodbye to this place.
i will not return.
so may we remember what a glorious place the old /waifu/ was.

i was cc-fag/uta-fag.
and i am LEAVING YOU ALL BEHIND TO FACE THE TRUTH.

THATS RIGHT, MY FINAL /WAIFU/ RELATED POST WILL BE A BANG.

/WAIFU/ SINGS BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY.
I WILL EDIT IT IF YOU SING FOR IT.

lyrics:
azlyrics.com/lyrics/queen/bohemianrhapsody.html

quick way to sing it:
vocaroo.com/
any other ways are accepted

-brings you tea-

-will see you soon and sends you off with plenty of bagged tea in your backpack until you return-

youtube.com/watch?v=kszLwBaC4Sw

What kind?