How come i cant job?

how come i cant job?

Is this really your resume cus thats shit

Because your resume is shit
Please don't tell me that's your real thing

Lul my nigga

maybe because your area is shit like mine

lol

This is joke right? Very funny.

b-b-b-but he is an excellent communicator

Why do people put their fucking hobbies on their resume?

Goddamn.

Also, I'm fairly certain OP is trolling badly.

shit resume, i m civil engineer too.
Dont you have interests in a special field and so on? Be more specific in the skills area + hobbys dont mean shit.

because you're a queer debate club member faggot

Why the fuck are you putting hobbies?

I would call you in for a interview just to laugh at whatever the fuck that is.
Excell ant communicator. Lol

Is that resume bait?
ISHYGDDT

Just what I'd expect from a shitty civil engineer

This is premium bait saved for future use

"GPA is low..."

Don't be stupid, dude, you need to sell yourself, not explain to them how inept you are. Also, you're supposed to tailor your resume for the job you seek, not copy paste some bullshit like a pleb.

Anyway, nobody cares what your GPA was, and 2.5 is barely competent. Putting your GPA on your resume is for high class, high paying, high competition jobs where the very best get the job. You're not even a qualifier.

They care if you can do whatever it is you are applying to do. So focus on that.

Da, everybody laugh at funny joke, xa xa xa.

You're a Snowflake who spent all of college drinking and protesting stupid things. You're a useless punk, and college was a total waste of money. You need vocational training as a pet groomer, and stay there. You never get called for interviews, do you? Of course not. I'd pass around your resume in the office so everyone can get a laugh.

>GPA low
Why try to sell something that's bad? Don't mention it. Only talk about what you're good at.
You're saying you're a good communicator, but you list ONE sentence about yourself.
Are you selfgoing and a work great with a team? A valuble teammember? SELL YOURSELF.

>Learned to feed animals
It's alright, but make it better.
"Learned how to interact with different types of animals, planning their food and cleaning their cages"
>WORKD AT HUSKY
It's an alright describtion, but again. Flash it up.
"Made quality inspections of wells throughout the city, so they where to up our standards. Repaired/reported they faulty once accordingly"

>Microsoft Office
It's a name. What makes you good at it? Just name a few examples.

>Writing skills, excellent communicator
It's not showing. Not in a million miles. Step it up.

>Hobbies
Leave gaming to the last, have family and friends in the top. Priorites.¨

Try again and post.
Good luck

This is good advice, except for the hobbies. I would not even consider putting that in. I mean seriously, does anyone think an employer gives a shit about a pokemon collection?

>88
nice.

As for hobbies.

I agree with you, consider not putting it on.
It's a risky move, at times. All depends on the interviewer. Some are more interested in OP as a person, aswell as a employee.
It can make the resumé have a personal touch, or it can make a sure gateway into Autism.

And we all know what door OP is knocking on.

Say you're an activist for womens rights. It's your only chance.

You forgot to add your turn ons and turn offs

Careful, OP might actually do it.

Because image related.
too much retardness in your resume to even bother.

Have a durhh dai OP

My resume straight out of highschool looked better than this, wtf OP?

...

because you squeaked by on a 2.5
>computers
>gaming
>only had 2 jobs unrelated to your field

you didn't indicate your level of autism

wut about ur power lvl m8?

>past employment
>petsmart (date started/ date ended)
>>>Position at the store
>●customer service
>~assisted customers in finding products they were looking for or suggested items they might like as an alternative or need based on what they're looking for.
>●keep track of stock
>~kept track of items being sold, replenished shelves, and removed out of date or defective items.
>●light janitorial duties
>~cleaned the displays and maintained cleanliness of store property
>●cashier
>~handled sales and returns
>●sucking dick
>~needed smack

Learn to English, motherfucker.

It's GPA, not GPa.

Damn, dog.

50/50 OP turns up stoned to work after his first few weeks,

Me too b8 this good shouldn't be available outside a tackle shop

Your a good Sup Forumstard your advice is solid but descriptions need to be more eloquently worded and hobbies especially gaming need to not exist on a resume

higher GPA than me and dope degree

welcome

>troll

No one graduates from a university with such a shit resume.

I show up stoned the first day. So it looks like it's just Normal. Especially the morning shift

And drunk

Brilliant

I used to go to the bar for lunch with a few employees

not this because you could get a DUI on the way to work plus drinking before work is generally a dumb idea

weed though whatever if youre in like sales or some associated profession

I worked at a kitchen so weed was very nice. It made me more productive. But getting drunk for lunch didn't work out as well. I'd have to leave the kitchen to use the restroom a lot so I didn't drink for lunch too often.

you're a white male in America and you fell for the college troll

I just sleep in my car outside of work