The future is looking bleak. I have $10,000 to my name. What can I do with it?

The future is looking bleak. I have $10,000 to my name. What can I do with it?

I have about $200 to my name. I'm 32 and live with my parents. Fuck off.

This nigga can't be serious

You can buy a high quality rope.

I have about $500k to my name. I'm a wizard with no friends and I hate myself. Life is shit regardless of how much money you have.

its also shit no matter how many girls you bang. i've been fucking girls left right and centre for the past few weeks and i was certain it would make me happy. i feel emptier than ever.

Donate it to the ACLU

Know what you should do? Give bitcoin to me, I'll make videos of the crazy fun adventures I'll have with your money, you'll be so pleased to bring me this pleasure

Thanks user, hadn't laughed in a while

Sounds like I made the right decision to not get a hooker then. I've considered it periodically, but came to the conclusion that it would probably just make me feel worse.

is that kida like getting cucked but with money? cash cucked?

But bitcoin and hope for the best. If it fails then just take it as a sign and an hero.

10 grand can buy you a new life backpacking; bartering your skills (even if they arent great) for places to stay and food to eat.

Great way to see the world.

Buy a cheapish motorcycle, some gear, a tent and sleeping bag, and go.

I have 1/10 of that to my name. Do you have a lot of expenses?

Have you yet to move out? Or are you back in your parents place because reasons? How the fuck does this happen?

send me 1k my girlfriends eldest son just dies and want to throw a party

I wasn't bragging. It's just all of my savings.

I don't know, man. With that kind of money you could take a year long vacation and still come back wealthy.

I've thought about backpacking, but I have no skills. I work shitty retail jobs and make a little money online gaming.

No. My rent is $600 a month. I just moved out my parent's three months ago. I'm 23.

Not OP, but I want this so bad. How much do you think is absolutely necessary to become a real backpacker?

>No. My rent is $600 a month. I just moved out my parent's three months ago. I'm 23.

Well, good for you. What exactly seems to be the issue?

sent it to me through paypal. My life is non-existent if you think yours is bleak.

You have $10K? That's nearly enough to live on for a year, depending on your housing situation. What's the problem?

If I were a wizard with $500k and no friends, I'd blow $5k on the best night ever with three escorts.

Then go backpacking in Southeast Asia. Take dance classes. Learn languages.

*sigh* I only have $500 to my name.