I need poems for the bathroom wall, the shittier, the better

I need poems for the bathroom wall, the shittier, the better

Find something else to do you idiot.

Existence s meaningless. Nothing comes after death.

here i sit dropping a dirty deuce
i sincerely pray op hangs by a noose

Whoopdy di, Whoopdy do
Niggers are evil
and so are the jews

kill all the niggers

Here I sit
All broken hearted
I came to shit
But only farted

Here I sit, broken hearted
Had to shit, but only farted

fucking hivemind.

some come to sit and think
some come to shit and stink
me i come to scratch my balls
and read the writing on the walls

(This one was up at my work for about 4 years, i spent a lot of time in that stall ripping blow)

Walk in
See this
Wat do?

If they put a kitchen in the corner this would make a good Waffle House

Here i sit same as ever
took a dump pulled the lever
the water clogged then the water flowed
look out world its a motherload

> pic related

Here I sit in a cloud of vapor
Some Asshole stole all the toilet paper
My work is calling I must not linger
Watch out ass here comes my finger!

My favorite thing to do is put a bunch of crazy hardcore physics problems that slowly turn into a chaotic mess.

sorry, it was actually

some come to shit and stink
others come to sit and think
me i come to scratch my balls
and read the writing on the walls

>T'was a titular revolution
>not in spite or fear
>Men made by men
>better every year.
>Don't be a bitter butler for what was
>be happy Hitler happened
>A solution final, for a just cause.

ahahaha thats good

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
My cum was on the seat
Now it's on your ass too

Draw the unclit
[:] [|] [()] [.0]
also make a loss
{ | } |=| | | |____

leave the two gentlemen to their business and take a shit like how I planned to.

...

Here I sit, I am elated.
came to shit, ejaculated.

chop off his dick or foreskin with my handy pocket knife

yo. This can become something great. If anons do this all over the world, share poems on bathroom stall walls, this could be big.

First thing in my mind, too. Probably because every fucking rest stop I hit as a kid had this scrawled onto the walls

Poop he push
Poop he pull
Poop he push
Poop he flush