"I counted the floors to this building from the street"

"I counted the floors to this building from the street"

"There's one missing..."

What did he mean by this?

Americans dont have a 13th floor in their buildings

reference to the book

They don't just build an unused flood, they skip the number in the elevator.

Are you retarded?

no, trust me they do
source: my uncle's an architecht

Do you really think they waste all those ameridollars just for some superstition

>build an unused floor

nah they just make the 12th floor extra big so it takes up the space allocated for the 13th floor

NCFOM shares the universe with Being John Malkovich.
Really makes you think huh..

He has OCD

I always thought it was some joke about him forgetting to count the ground floor

Are Europeans naturally stupid?

There would be an extra floor to make up for the missing 13th.

And that guy said that we don't just have an unused floor, we skip it in the elevator. Learn to read.

>being so superstitious that you skip certain floor number all over your country
>thinking labeling the floor as another number somehow make it not 13th
>calling others stupid

>A society that is scared of the number 13 calls other stupid.

All yuropoors must hang

>They say they don't have a 13th floor because it's unlucky
>but you guys on the 14th floor, you know
>if you jump out of the window on the 14th floor, you will hit the ground quicker

>Not giving the number thirteen the fear and respect it deserves.

Rip mitch

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I counted the posts in this thread from the OP to the adspace.

There's one missing...

Too based for this world

you dumb fucks, it means the room he's in is on a "hidden" floor. thus, when sugar goes to kill the guy later in the movie, he shouts "how did you get in here?"

Most Chinese buildings don't have a 4th floor, as the number 4 in Chinese sounds the same as the word for death

Mitch Hedberg sucks, hasn't put out any good material in like a decade.

Which is also dumb because in China, every floor is the death floor

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Literally Sup Forums-tier photoshop

Damn, that Stranger Things chick is getting down in that pic.

Kek

He counted the amount of floors, then referenced the floor numbers he saw in the building getting up to the guy's office. For fuck's sake it's not rocket science.