I think I'm able to beat a white bear with bare hands.
No kidding.
I practise MMA since 6 years, boxing in parallel since 7 years Also musuclation since 4 years, 1m87 for 86kg
I have an insane speed, reflexes similar to my speed. I just have to wait for him to charge me, dodge his attacks, and throw good punches to his head. I won't stop, and at the smallest mistake he does, the bear is finished.
You'll always have virgins from here thinking that it's impossible. First, nothing is impossible with will, my friends, and 2) that's not with your weak ass bodies that you'll do anything.
Any man with a minimum of training can beat a white bear with a knife anyway. With bare hands, that is not necessarily more complicated, it just requires technical skills.
Maybe you need to put the gloves down and pick up a fucking english book son.
Oliver Hernandez
Obvious bait, but ill tell you that the bear will instantly maul your face & head and then drag your body somewhere where it eats parts of you just for fun
Nolan Walker
trips confirm I can beat a white bear with bare hands
Thank you, user!
Thomas Scott
Now go try and post a video. Haha, good luck with that shit.
Adam Brooks
I believe i you OP, go to a zoo and jump into a polar bear's cage, you can do it!
Joshua Parker
most hilarious thing I've ever heard
Eli Jackson
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Landon Davis
Go to your local zoo. Climb into Polar bear enclosure. Have friends film your glorious "victory".
Ayden Reed
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Elijah Morris
well OP... I think if you get a good punch at it´s nose it will run off. also, you´d have to be very brave or incredibly dumb to do this. If you gotta be dumb you gotta be tough, ya know.
Cooper Nelson
You're gonna be a nice dinner.
The biggest polar bears can weigh over 1000kg. They can run faster than 30 km/h. They are pure bread killing machines. One little nudge from their paws and you are done for.
Wyatt Clark
dewit fam i believe in you
Jace Lee
kekkles
Grayson Sullivan
>pure bread killing machines
Andrew Robinson
I agree, you ahould go and try it also make sure to record it
John Thomas
If you had a spear, maybe a good size rock, I'd believe it. But with no weapon, only your body? Come on, man. You'd have to be SUPER lucky, and not mess up even once.
Chase Howard
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Levi Ross
ferme la
Xavier Kelly
I Believe in you, user-chan
Brandon Campbell
then do it, post video and become famous on youtube
Julian Kelly
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Jaxson Cruz
go to bed user...
it's not even a good copy-pasta.
fucking kids these days
Samuel Green
tu t'es cru marrant ?
Brandon Moore
This fucking guy
Parker Bailey
I can kill a bear also, just give me enough bath salts and cocaine :)
Gabriel Russell
stale pasta faggot
Austin Thompson
I'm really glad I'm seeing this more than once. This is the start of something grand.
Charles Lewis
Do it. We don't want you in our gene pool.
Ryder Baker
Go to Alaska and do it faggot.
>I'm betting on the polar bear.
Nicholas Foster
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Adam Lewis
>practise Ignored
Colton Gray
Well you're just a weak faggot, unless of course you film yourself attempting this feat of strength and get your friend to post the video of a polar bear eating your limp body.
Josiah Ortiz
dumb fucker you can't "dodge" a bear
They don't swipe at you they lunge at you with arms spread wide, they will catch you even if you jump to the side, they are that spread out.
Then they will have you, tackle you to the ground, and maul your head with their mouth while holding you down.
Brayden Turner
see now thats bullshit the adrenaline rush of seeing a massive creature running towards you all agrevated and aimed to chew your face off, will throw you off and you`ll probably flight rather than fight
Liam Wright
yea fighting ppl and bears are exactly the same...the anatomy? the same... I agree record your victory
Evan Green
Thats the reason you're still here asking stupid questions. You should actually do it.
Aaron Foster
Bear skulls have been known to stop bullets, good luck punching it to death
Ayden Anderson
No, no. If user thinks he's got what it takes to fight a bear unarmed, he's clearly onto something beyond our meager comprehension.
Granted, that something might be meth, but still...
Nicholas Hall
MMA is welterweight shit, call us when you grow a set and weigh more than 60 kilos with that jackie chan bruce lee wannabe shite
Blake Hughes
>white bear
White bears are non-violent and do not fight. You must be confused with black bears?
Bentley Nguyen
I know this is stale copypasta but the thought of some idiot trying to punch a bear in the face over and over is hilarious to me
Aiden Garcia
practise is correct
Noah Russell
OP here. Maybe u dont understand bit was trained in MMA for years niggas. I beat a bear to mash with rawfist. Ofcourse i dodge his weak and slow punches then i grab him from behind and bring him down. Then my total deathpunch will finish him and its up to me if i do a fatality or not. Bear stands no chance at all against pure ironmuscles
This... Fighting a polar bear is like fighting a truck coming at you with full speed. The only way to survive is to avoid getting hit.
Aaron Gonzalez
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Gavin Martin
so how big is your PeePee now? is it getting bigger with every post? at this point you could just fuck the bear to death with your massive ego inflated click baity cock
Lucas Peterson
do it and record it
John Ross
Hey yeah, but I'm serious, I can beat a gorilla with MY bare hands
Jace Long
too lazy to post a this is bait picture for this
Benjamin Cook
Can you please just do it, and let it rip your abs off, then your face.
Dylan Hill
Fuck off,if he does that, they're going to kill another innocent, smarter animal who deserves to live more then this nigger, just like the gorilla RIP.
Blake Turner
Op, why don't you try it? I highly recommend it, fly up to the arctic, punch out a polar bear and film it too, make sure to film it
Dominic Phillips
Well we do give you the right to bears arms in t3h constitution
Isaiah Rivera
Go back to plebbit.
Anthony King
this.
Christopher Davis
have you done hand to bear combat training?
Evan Jenkins
Please go ahead and try.
Do everyone a favour.
Josiah Bell
I believe there is a constitutional right to arm bears.
Juan Sanders
you either >play dead and pray or >climb a tree or >die
Joshua Jackson
Not if he goes for the clinch He's gotta dodge inside the first loose swipes, grab him close and give him a good few elbows and knees to the ribs and chin Then back off and let him charge at you again, to make him waste energy. After the /bear is tired he can get in for a knockout punch or drop kick. >or he can grin the bear down
Leo Richardson
AHAHAH MON KHEY ISSOU LA CHANCLA ON A HACKER LE DEEP WEB
Isaiah Lee
Yeah those 'white bears' ain't shit. DO it, record it we all know you can beat it, that stupid white bear.
Christopher Sanchez
>american education
Samuel Thompson
Ok fight me first though
Josiah Foster
new pasta?
Aiden Martinez
I dunno man, a bear with a knife sounds scary
Leo Murphy
I approve of this new delicious pasta.
Adrian Bennett
>Implying a bear would want to eat shit like you
Jaxon Morris
HOLY SHIT
OP ACTUALLY DELIVERED
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN!
Ayden Moore
>a white bear
Try Polar bear.
Henry Hill
la fameux sec et nerveux
Henry Howard
Pastaa
Isaiah Thomas
i believe in op, what chance does dumb white bear stand against human intelligence. coupled with strength and skill...op would demolish bear. they have a lot of blubber anyways. slows them down. they dumb as fuck too they dont know mma or how to brawl. all they do is fuck stupid seals who are even dumber than the white bear.
Cooper Barnes
This is a copypasta. I've seen it before.
Nicholas Perez
>That feeling when bear can't even tell you're punching it as hard as you can, because it weighs around 1000lbs and is built for murder
Christian Williams
Pssh 1000lbs isn't even that heavy, KIDDO!
I can lift that overhead EASY
git gud lol kid
Bears are FAT not strong know the difference you big dumb-dumb.
Benjamin Taylor
>heard
John Scott
Has that bear eaten a human? what's the story?
Kayden Fisher
My father taught me: if it's black fight back (down the throat if possible), if it's brown lay down (back off slowly) and if it's white goodnight (if you see one you're in its domain now, and you gonna die son). But by all means OP test your luck and don't forget to film horizontally.
Jace Torres
Guys you are missing the post, the pic is unrelated. He is talking about a fat white faggot. So about half of you cucks.
Adrian Murphy
you won't be applying an armbar to a polar bear no matter how strong or tall you might be. Also, the bear will take in your tiny punches and kicks like a sponge.
And some of the people that do escape is because the bear was only curious, or actually got intimidated with all the bitch screams and "punches" (more like a fly bothering you). Oh, and polar bears are the only animals who actively hunt humans. they don't fuck around when they attack. If your are available and he wants you for lunch; you will become his lunch.
>when it comes to bears >if it's black, fight back >if it's brown, lay down > if it's white, good night that is some true wisdom right there user posts manly truth in a dumb thread looks like a flower in a pile of shit
Benjamin Harris
Are Polar bears the strongest bears?
Brandon Lopez
Stale pasta >ITT faggots taking the bait.
Aaron Baker
They're the biggest, with Kodiaks being the a close second.
Wyatt Smith
>beat a white bear with bare hands.
prove it or shut up.
livestream for the win
Nolan Davis
I think you should do it op. Take the first plane to Tromsø and visit me. from here there goes a direkt flight to longerbyen svalbard. Thats the polarbear capital of norway. I totaly belive in you winning op
Noah Price
>>and throw good punches to his head
do you realise that that beast's head is the size of a regular human male torso? good luck with those punches...