Should I fuck a hooker?

Should I fuck a hooker?

I'm a fat and lonely faggot who really needs to get his dick wet!

I'm thinking about banging a hooker, but I need some pointers and dos/don'ts of fucking hookers!

Please help

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Her time is your money. Pay to cum twice since she's a professional and will probably make you cum really fast the first time. Don't trust your dick to back you up; pop a Cialis the morning before you meet her to make sure things go smoothly. You don't have to tip her, but if you're in a hotel maybe order room service- treat her decent. Sort of like a date where you're guaranteed to get laid and guaranteed no pressure to see or speak to her again. It's awesome and should never be illegal.

If youre sketched she might be an undercover, First ask to take naked photographs of her for money since that itself is not illegal. If she agrees then you know you are safe

Never thought of that. Pretty good idea user

Wouldn't it be totally legal if you just said you were an amateur porn producer and wanted to record the whole thing?
>pay hooker
>Set up camera
>fuck porn actress
>get laid while acquiring OC FAP material for later
>tfw

This might be a stupid question, but won't the receptionist at the hotel stop a hooker from getting to my room?

Why? If she knows your room number she can just walk right up. If it's a hotel where you need your key to work the lifts or some internal doors, you'll have to go down and meet her anyway.

No receptionist would risk calling a possible guest a hooker. She just walks right to your room.

>tell your nervous, you will be
>tell her it's your first time with a professional
>take a viagra before, I was soft for the first 10 min the first time I was with a hooker

Yes. You're not trying to have children so you're having sex for pleasure, perfectly natural. First world society is sexually repressed, although not as much as certain other countries, it manifests within the culture. Despite this, you cannot have casual sex with completely random strangers when you don't know what you're doing, not to mention the taboos still associated with it. Your first foray into this realm should be with a professional. Rest assured they have encountered many beta males and in fact, prefer them, thus there is no room for awkwardness (at least none with consequences like rejection) as long as you're hygienic. Once you realize females aren't so intimidating, develop an actual personality and go out and try for some real relationships. Understand above all that sex is just sex and has no intrinsic meaning. Have fun.

If she's a streetwalker wearing a tube top, miniskirt and lucite heels it might look a little suspicious, but if you're hiring a fancy escort she'll just look like your average hot chick ready to go clubbing.
>If you're really paranoid, request that she wear business attire to your meet.
It depends on what sort of girl you are going to hire

If you're going to record it you should also buy a couple of vanilla sky-style masquerade masks so your identities will be protected when you upload the video to MLess later

If you go to the bathroom, make her clap the entire time you're in there so she doesn't steal your shit OP

Or you could moderately get your life together. With today's men being almost 100% cucks, there's barely any competition for pussy. Have a job, be in good shape and then all you have to do is go outside to actually meet prospective females.

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If I'm just in it for me if fuck her for 2-3 mins cut and wait the fuck her another 10 I don't see why id need an hour like they offer

If he's in a hotel there will be a safe he can keep anything he's not already going to give her in there.

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Hookers typically like to be kissed.

Get addicted to coke, you'll lose weight.

Go to Amsterdam, take more coke, fuck loads of hookers(legally), take shrooms, have a life changing psychedelic revalation. Come back and crack on with life.

why not

yes you should

you might have difficulty to get your peepee hard tho

Because it's her job. You don't call dominoes to deliver you a single slice and half a breadstick because you're "sort of hungry."
>Pay for the hour.
>Fuck her for 45min
>ask if she'd hungry and offer to call room service
>She sucks your cock for the final 15 while you're waiting for the steaks to arrive

No because you have to be licensed

Yes you should.

I got a bj from a masseuse once, was pretty chill. I can get laid so I don't feel the stigma of "having to pay for it." It's about convenience, but also fuck other people and their judgements.

Now that backpage is down, use eros guide or something, fins one in your area that seems nice and has good reviews, and get to fucking.

You'll be happy you did, and if you have any shame just don't tell anyone.

Only in the last like 60 years since women started fucking casually have hookers been looked down on by men. The rest of human history it was no bug deal

Depends on your state

Shrooms are illegal in Amsterdam, walnut
Truffles however are not

>Get addicted to coke, you'll lose weight.
>Go to Amsterdam, take more coke, fuck loads of hookers(legally), take shrooms, have a life changing psychedelic revalation. Come back and crack on with life.

This is absolutely guaranteed to work user and there is absolutely zero chance of you becoming yet another addled hobo wandering Amsterdam's famous streets at 4AM offering blow jobs at a nickle a time so you can get your next fix.

>Implying that's bad

>Implying that's bad

It's kinda bad, but then unlike you I'm not a massive faggot who likes BBC up the arse.

>reserving a hotel room that requires user to walk past the reception every time

Just walk the girl to you room using the side or back door. Most hotels have a side door that opens with a quest key

Almost all hotels know that this stuff goes on all the time with out of town guests and won't give a shit as long as she doesn't look like a crack whore.