ITT: Sup Forums writes its own bible

ITT: Sup Forums writes its own bible.


First trips will decide the first line of the Bible.

In the beginning, there was a frog

friggin trips? dude, wat?

God is secretly Steve Jobs

In the beginning there was only apples, just apples floating around like little bitches, but then the apples had an orgy and formed kek

Roll

Before 2003, there was nothing; Everything if you count normies. After 2003, there was Sup Forums.

Dammit

you are a nigger

Roll for this

Reroll

Roll

Roll

I want a fucking burger

Donald Trump is a fucktard

In the beginning, the chans were without form

and void.

Do we even.

shit

So goddamn close

Im gonna roll for this

In the beginning there was nothing, but then, there was a fucking frog.
The fucking frog, named Kek, started to mastrubate furiously.

That's how Sup Forums was born.

In the beginning,there was a priest.
He fucked little boys and fucked em hard
Jesus is a faggot and
Your mother is a tard

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>how was 2016 like?
Well, it started with a fucking gorilla

So close it hurts

AND THEN THERE WERE SINGLES

Just checking

This.

ROOL

IN THE BEGINNING, THERE WAS KEK AND CHIN-CHIN. KEK DESTROYED CHIN-CHIN AND USED HIS BLOOD TO MAKE THE STARS, HIS FLESH TO MAKE THE PLANETS, AND HIS ASSHOLE TO MAKE BLACKHOLES.

reply to this or your mother will die in her sleep tonight

>FF
>2017
>pick one

cancer.

in the beginning there was a trap

but we have hypersphere already.

And roll: In the beginning Lord Trump made the world and everything in it, except for the Mexicans, Satan made those.

Fucking cringe

Go Spam that shit on facebook you faggot

At first, there was nothing. A void, a black pit. For years it was all that was there, and then... Moot. A curly haired, pointy chinned, long faced man crawled out of the pit and uttered his first words through chapped lips; "Kek".

In the beginning there was reddit and then some faggot copy cat made Sup Forums

k

Roll

everything you read in this book is a lie

Trips for nudes, trips for ass, trips for snapchat, trips for name now trips for this shit?
What's next? Trips for a bag of dicks?
Fuck your trips faggot.

trips for quads

Trips are hard to get. That's why they're used as a motivation to achieve a certain something.

damn that was close

Roll

Sup Forums is a shit site and Sup Forums was never funny. the bloody freakin end.

Stop tripping !

user :1 "As referring to all women on Sup Forums, Tits or GTFO"

Kill yourself

trips are lie

Pretty much this. Back when I was a newfag in 2015 I thought I joined Sup Forums too late. Turned out it was always like this; a shithole.

Mein Fürher, the jews are on the loose again!

A wise man once said, "They don't think it be like It is but it do..."

/b stands for bedophile

lolwut.

Don't hurt yourself, user. We all love you.

Once upon a time, op was a faggot

Bane?

Hitler did nothing wrong.

Once, kek thought
>What if I'll make the shittiest place that exists?
That's how reddit was born, but it's a material on next story.
Well, It all started in 2003, somewhere in the multiverse...

Kek 1-
"Kek is the creator of all, anons shall show obedience to kek, or be damned to 8 c h a n."

Reddit > Sup Forums

Traps are gay

First there was nothing then along came kim jong il with a bunch of furry traps and they started a pedophile site called Sup Forums. In there all the OPs are faggots.

JOHN CENA!

Landwhales are not sexy.

Roll

reroll

Le meme face

PURGE THE JEWS

Yes they are! You just havent found the right one yet. Keep looking and may allah be with you.

DC > Marvel

Gods humans or aliens, we are all the same, faggot be thy name.

>back when i was a newfag in 2015 newfag detected

AND GOD SAID OP IS A FUCKING FAGGOT

In the beginning, there was only Pepe.

John cenas nigger ass. That's why I fucked yo bitch you fat mother fucker.

I am pedobear,
And faggot be thy name.

damn that was a close get. Almost wasted.

Thou shalt gun down all the jews

roll

Niggers should fuck the jews to death and then hang themselves from a tree.

In the beginning, Kek created OP, and he saw that OP was a faggot, and that it was good.

Nigger

KEK blesses only the circumcised.

Many things came before, but harambe and pepe are what's important to open this bitch with plus new fags.

Damn nigga.

cool, i'm a Libra.

Newfags shall be stoned if they bother oldfags with their silly FAQ questions.

No means yes

In the beginning, Dog said, "tits or GTFO".

Those who devote themselves to the Frog God shall devote their chastity too.

Furries are sentenced to death

White devils aggressively toss the salad.

When niggers and jews came out of hell,
There stood one man in their way,
I greed you sieg heil.

All shall see, that Kek, the Allmighty, the Mememaker, the PresidenFaker, the creator of all what is b, is truly endless in it's wisdom.

Jews are the plague of the earth.

Dicks out for Harambe

Listen up fuckers, got something to tell ya.

when god created the world,he named op "the faggot"

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