Musical hypotheticals

would you rather marry kurt cobain, or watch thomas the train?

Depends. Are we talking Ringo Starr- George Carlin era Thomas?

>era
Aren't they just narrated differently in different countries?

you get to choose which thomas the train you get to watch or which era cobain you get to marry

Can I watch Thomas with Kurt?

only if you don't marry him

Layne Thomas the Train Staley?

If I marry him does he still kill himself?

would you rather listen to the strokes or drink 7 diet cokes?

I choose that one. I'm not gay. I do think getting super autistic with Kurt for a binge watching day of Thomas could be cathartic though.

No, he kills you and writes a great album in prison.

that's on you now isn't it? unless you marry him after he's already dead

I think I'll go with Thomas

It would be extremely painful.

would you rather listen to radiohead or get head?

would you rather listen to styx or never eat trix?

Would you rather never eat Trix, or have sex with a ratchet girl from the hick part of town while her brother's in the next room playing his guitar really badly to an 8-track copy of Cheap Trick?

Depends, is she disease ridden and hows her ass?

she can't afford testing, but it's pretty great

What song is her brother playing and can be hear us?

I've never seen Thomas the train, so marry kurt

I'd definitely shoot the shit with Kurt and maybe we'd even go beat Dave Grohl up for shits and giggles.

>thomas the train
>train
>not saying tank engine

Am I still allowed to listen to Radiohead after I get head or am I never allowed to listen again? Also, how good is the head?

would you rather your dad was ringo starr or could never drive a car

pennis also dicke and balls

Would you rather do the chlorine gargle or get fucked?

would you rather be killed by jeff magum or or be unbearably handsome?

do i get a free shotty watching thomas the train?

ERROR 404 DID NOT FUCKING THINK SO

>you will never watch thomas the train with kurt feels bad

would you rather be unbearably handsome or hand some hard earned big bux over to subject mac demarco to a second-rate lap dance

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