Have you ever been assaulted Sup Forums?
>Be me
>Sit at my local pub
>Talk shit whit a bunch of friends
>suddenly a random meth head smashes my head with a pint.
>face bleeding like ur moms vag
>request to know what just happened.
>people holding me down and telling me not to blink
>the ambulance arrives
>they glue my face back together
>insist to take me to hospital for stitches and concussion check up
>'no'
>go back to the pub
>wake up to the mother of all hangovers
>>request to know what just happened.
kek
I cant tell if you insisted to go to the hospital and the shitty EMTs refused to take you, or if the EMTs insisted you go to the hospital and you refused. It is an important difference in the story
>Be meth
>Sitting in a pub enjoying my high
>some fucking brony keeps looking at me
>send him to Valhalla
The EMTs wanted me to go to the hospital and I wanted to go back to the pub
thats disappointing
how so?
the only time i've come close to someone engaging me physically was cut short when i bellowed "do not fucking touch me" and they shrunk back like a jew that just learned about a hidden fee
shame, I've never been in a fight and really want to as of late
>be me
>live in shitty ghetto
>niggers everywhere
>get in a fight every week
from which match is that pic from?
Fin-Can what year? etc?
More source?
i was hoping you needed medical attention and the EMTs didn't give a shit and took you back to the pub. now thats a good story.
do you carry a fake decoy wallet in your back pocket and stuff your real wallet in your crotch?
OP here. I've been in plenty of fights when I was a kid, sucerpunching someone is no fight. It's a suckerpunch.
If you wanna fight, just bump sholders with someone and meet at the back.
Pro tip: don't suck a dick
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I was assaulted last week.
>Be me
>Be in grocery store
>Old lady walks up beside me
>Grabs my arm to get my attention
>Asks me to pass her a jar of pickles from the top shelf
>Pass her the pickles
>Decide not to press charges
That's a good way to get the shit beaten out of you, I just carry a gun. It's the best way to avoid getting robbed.
I think it's Finland-Canada in some WC. The guy on the ice looks like Mark Scheifele and the lunatic standing over him is clearly Jere Karalahti.
Harsh.
>Was at a new year's party in a shitty hood
>Going inside for another beer.
>Almost bump into some guy coming out at the sliding glass door>
>Dude says "Don't ever touch me"
>Slowly poked him in the chest
>Fucker punched me.
He assaulted my ass.
>See red, punch him in the face and get him down on the ground.
>About to pummel the fucker, then I see I was gonna get jumped, so I dismount and leave.
>Faggot was the place's owner's brother.
Fucking fags think they're tough.
Op here, I did make a crime report and I will someday get compensation. Right now my glasses are broken and I really feel like killing the sack of shit.
Do it faggot.
Pub, pint, 'mom'. You deserved it.
Pretty sure that one is on you. People with any sort of reading comprehension skills shouldn't have any trouble.
From what I've heard of him, I don't even have to bother. The kid is all out of friends and there are people looking for their money.
Agreed. Only niggers and faggots sucker punch people. Ask your friends which one it was that hat hit you