Dutch Islands

those dutch faggots are annexing the sea again. please somebody do something

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oy vey our secret plan has been revealed

Mad you weren't invited?

How are Dutch people literally perfect?

Centuries of selective breeding

>implying we won't turn it into a military base

It should be called the North Netherlands Sea tbqh

offshore is a meme

indeed
masta race

Why did you guys steal Russia's flag?

:0)

that is probably the only tank you have

fun fact: czar Peter I modelled the modern Russian flag on the Dutch one, after his travels to the shipfactories

that article is fake btw

>military base

Last I heard your """""soldiers""""" were training without bullets

>Dutch do this
>China does the same thing and everyone freaks out

proof
is this a faked too?

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Only China does it in waters that are not their own according to international conventions.

China's islands would be pretty much equivalent to us building islands off the coast of Normandy.

somebody is jealous of our seafaring brethren i see

yep

af.reuters.com/article/idAFTRE61137420100202

only source I can find and not reliable
bestiality is illegal here too

Do you honestly think the jizz of one guy can reach 500 people? He must have balls made of coconuts.

That's """"news"""" is from a few years ago. Lots of foreign deployments (Mali, Afghanistan, Syria, etc.) caused an ammo shortage mainly among reservists.

>cant even find the right color
0/10

Sometime when I see a Russian flag in the dark I mistake it for the Lithuanian and vice versa.

be careful friend, russkies may be annexing you by replacing flags and borderposts

other things make me jealous
not holland

>bestiality is illegal here too
it sure is in the most degenerate country of the planet
north korea is a democratic country

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You know we have the most datacenters in Europe.

>when you remember guernsey and jersey

>Do you honestly think the jizz of one guy can reach 500 people?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simon_Mol
best part
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simon_Mol#Initial_testing_panic

FACT: Guernsey and Jersy were buildt by PREHESTORIC, PRE-CHRISTRIAN MELANIN-RICH DUTCHMEN to inhabit, until evil whitey norman expelled them and stole their culture.

could the raf and royal navy #shutitdown if needed?

well?

>Harpoons being phased out on all RN vessels
>only small anti-ship missiles carried by the Lynx/Wildcat left
>RAF getting BTFO by SM-2s, (possibly) SM-3s and ESSMs

The Fifth Anglo-Dutch War will be a quick but swift victory for us my friend

They're trying to resurrect Doggerland.

reee dutch fuck off

With our 2 new ramp carriers we will conquer the north sea.

there is literally nothing wrong with that

It's just a small island

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*teleports behind you*

nothing personal, Lizzy

hmmmmmmm

Dutch subs a cute

rightful Dutch clay

>A FUCKING RAMP

Then you'll be breaching our territorial waters. I do think Germany, Denmark and Norway will have our back if you'll do that.

gebruik deze miemplaat voortaan

lol no

Not really fair if you combine the ships of 1 class into 1 silhouette desu, and our version is missing training, patrol, dive and hydrographic survey vessels. Also the Belgian Navy is under Dutch command so you could include their frigates, minehunters and other vessels as well.

hmmmmm

shit nigga, everybody is waiting for a chance to beat britain bully. ill be glad for the chance

Type 26 and Type 31 will replace Duke-class at some point in the 2020s. We need many more ships though, bare bones at the moment.

Nice m8 that's a better image.

not even we stoop that low

You're lucky if your carrier ever gets out of dry-dock, it's in there so often.

The British would get support from New Zealand, Australia, Canada and probably the US as well. So I don't think we have anything to fear...

>New Zealand, Australia, Canada

And they have nukes. We know how to produce them, but producing them wouldn't be accepted by the international community.

You know a Dutch/British company produces more than a third of the worlds uranium.

For us making nukes is literally a matter of just assembling it.

>And they have nukes

There's usually one Vanguard-class sub patrolling the north sea at all times with nuclear missiles. They'll be replaced by the Dreadnought-class in 20 years though.

he looks super dutch lol