Ask an italian guy anything

ask an italian guy anything

ey do you pepperoni jajajajaja?

Can I have a bite of that pie?

HERE YOU GO ONE A PEPPERONIIIIII

in italian you don't laugh ajajaja tho

Can you show us the Italian Sausage?

why are people on this site gay tho

Chris O'Toole is an undercover cop working for Bernie Sanders

Explain this

Strongarm tactics from the Negro College Fund.

sei Italiano per davvero or are you just one of those Italo-Americans that can't speak the lingo

do u like cheese pizza

no idea i'm sorry
whataver you say my dude
vero come il fontanone
yes

why do i want to kill myslef?

Di dov'è sei?

i'm afraid i don't know the answer my friend, you should seek psychological help, depression can be a serious issue but you shouldn't think it's all on you, things can go better sometimes, or at least you can pretend they are
torino

Sei tifoso di Torino? Se sei juventino è meglio non rispondere

tifo fiorentina

Eyyy, scusssi linguini misa mastacholi bibala enpatso?

Vabbè io sono inglese ma abito a Napoli. Mi dispiace per la coppa l'Italia un paio di giorni fa.

that's not italian i'm sorry

parli bene per un inglese di solito quelli delle parti tue parlano broken af lmao

vabbe il napoli so delle merde che ci vuoi fare

Tu se bancasta? Me costa don salami? Entra natini?! VABE NE GUSTANA!

Bippity boppity boopity?

Qualcuno mi spiega che cazzo è la teosofia in modo chiaro?

Napoli e la città più bella d'Italia. Per abitare qui ci vuole le palle.

Perchoni pepperoni me chode ni hypno tode?

avete rotto il cazzo con la stirua di "chi ha la città più grossa" porco dio

Obligatory.

diocane

Dio merda siamo tutti italiani eh......mortacci vostra

you're trying really hard tho
BABEBPP BOPBA PBABEBIBPO ABBPPP????
boh
per abitare qui ci vogliono le palle*
almost perfect tho, you just sound really plain
xD
>0
non so se sei sarcastico o se stai facendo finta di essere italiano tipo OY VEY

Avete rotto le palle con queste 'porco dio dio cane' stupidaggine. Onestamente da uno abbastanza neutral voglio dire che sembra ridicolo

Can I slide you the hard salami?

How does it make you feel knowing that me as a British person can make a much better pizza than you even though your blood is marinara

Rest in pepperoni

Are you a short, harry man that is easily angered and spends a lot of your time at your mother's?

Muh chicken and pineapple

I'll take plain dude. ive been learning for 18 months

that's false
i'm a 20 yo stoner who lives with a friend
noooo

Polpetto?

Hey man french fag here, I was in italy 2 years ago with some friends we went to Viareggio then Florence then road trip onto croatia.

Cinque terre we did it all very nice love your country. The italian were okay very friendly even if it was hard to speak with them not many speak english.

My parents also lived 2 years in Ravenna not really nice there, mainly oil shit and industry. They lost their cat in the neighborhood and I shit you not every grandma and grandpa told their son and grandson to look for the cat. They found it in like 30min with 20 people searching.

Did you save the princess yet?