What has France ever done for the world...

what has France ever done for the world, what benefit has any frenchman ever brought to the global community let alone for their own society. Tell me the greatest thing france has ever invented. What contribution to humanity has France ever been involved in ?

france makes a great battlefield for stronger, better countries

Bilel, I...

>greatest thing france has ever invented
Savoir vivre.

The Napoleonic Code is the only thing I can think of. Forcibly spreading it all over Europe.

France has effected every modern war, a lot of small arms technology has come out of France like smokeless gunpowder. Keep in mind France is literally a former nuclear triad country.

America loves France's contributions to our freedom!

historically many. but you already know it.

in the modern world, almost nothing. maybe pure normies who play games would love ubisoft and rich chinks/celeb wannabes would love your brands like LV

fuck off, go live there and get rejected by those pompous fags and then tell me how much you want to suck a yellow french dick

nothing but the exportation of a juridic legitimation of a bureaucratic system alienating individuals' souls and nuclear chaos, France has done nothing but make humanity's future darker, this is the goal of each frenchman's actions.

Someone is butthurt.

fake american go home

>Fake
Is this projecting or something?

projection*

le correcting grammar meme never fails :))))

Respect the country that gives you shelter, Ahmad.

Robespierre was based desu

on a tout niqué pendant des centaines d'années, maintenant on est devenu un pays de fragiles vendu à une élite de merde qui nous chie à la gueule

La france n'est plus la france

Probably leader in chemistry innovations behind maybe UK and Germany. You invented pasteurization. Contributed the most to nuclear innovations. Great mathematicians like Lagrange and Descartes. Greatest philosophers of the "Siècle des Lumières". The French revolution kicked off all of the absolute monarchies in Europe, without it the continent would still be Saudi Arabia tier. Your language grew to be one of the 6 UN official languages and one of its 2 working languages.

The French Revolution gave the world many meme ideas of liberty.

You mean the oldest country in the west?

Metric system

fucking nothing

holy shit just shut up this is so cringy

french food is ok i guess

They turned like half of Africa into Frenchmen.

>Probably leader in chemistry innovations behind maybe UK and Germany.
No, this is Sweden
>You invented pasteurization.
another wrong meme that will last for centuries...
>Contributed the most to nuclear innovations.
Actually no, it all comes from USA and URSS, our nukes were a bit shitty compared to theirs, inform yourself before looking like an idiot. We did way fewer tests and many were useless
>Great mathematicians like Lagrange and Descartes.
Literally just these guys lmao
Also it's from another time
>Greatest philosophers of the "Siècle des Lumières".
UK started this.
>The French revolution kicked off all of the absolute monarchies in Europe, without it the continent would still be Saudi Arabia tier.
Only kicked OUR royalty but ok
>Your language grew to be one of the 6 UN official languages and one of its 2 working languages.
it's rarely used btw if you get some info you'll know. Even in France big firms use english

i guess you're just a retarded quebecois WE WUZer
you guys are memes

What's wrong? Dislike the contributions of your own country?

no this is just wrong
Like you may have just read somewhere about that smokeless french gun in WW1 but really that's about it

stop being a ouiboo faggot you fucking nigger
i bet you're some black dude from louisiana trying to hang on """his heritage"""
whenever you try to be nice to us or just be absolute assholes (just like always) you always end up being insulting stupid morons

I own a lot of guns, and use both black powder and smokeless powder. France has been an important developer of small arms, regardless of how you feel about it. Belgium of course has been very important too, but there's a lot of shared history across that boarder.

I'm not black, nor French.

Don't be so sensitive.

Gothic art
Oboe, or hautbois
bagpipes [3][4] including the Biniou, the bodega, the Boha, the Bousine, the Cabrette, the Chabrette, the Cornemuse du Centre, the loure, the Musette bechonnet, the Musette bressane and the Musette de cour.
First mechanical metronome
Rococo
Clavecin électrique
The Roulette
Many gambling games and card games :Basset, Biribi and Tarot (see Tarot of Marseilles and French tarot)Quinze and, maybe, PiquetFaro (from the Basset), Brelan, Bouillotte, Commerce, Trente et Quarante, Belote and maybe Blackjack.[11]

Photography :
Photolithography
Daguerreotype

Collotype process
The Praxinoscope
The Cabaret
The Chronophotography
The Cinema
First motion picture camera and first projector
first commercial
Georges Méliès : first filmmaker to use the stop trick, or substitution, multiple exposures, time-lapse photography, dissolves, and hand-painted color in his films.
first science fiction film
Developments of the modern Piano

Ondes Martenot
Gemmail
Clavioline

DivX

Discovery of natural rubber/latex
Oxygen
Hydrogen
Argand lamp
The first extensive list of elements (see periodic table) by Antoine Lavoisier in 1787.
Leblanc process
Beryllium
Chromium
Appertization or Canning
Polyvinyl chloride
Photovoltaic effect
Pasteurization
Gallium
Production of Liquid oxygen
Artificial silk
Chamberland filter,
Fluorine
Aluminium electrolysis
Europium
Viscose
Chemical Bleach

Berthelot's reagent
Polonium
Radium
Boron carbide
Actinium
Grignard reaction
Verneuil process
Laminated glass
Moissanite
Neon lighting
Francium

Cartesian Coordinate System
The calculator)
Probability theory
Vernier scale
Spirit level
Roberval Balance
Réaumur scale
Pitot tube
The conservation of mass
Modern hydrometer
Metric
Laplace's equation, Laplace operator, Laplace transform, Laplace distribution, Laplace's demon, Laplace expansion, Young–Laplace equation, Laplace number, Laplace limit, Laplace invariant, Laplace principle, proof that every equation of an even degree must have at least one real quadratic factor, solution of the linear partial differential equation of the second order and general proof of the Lagrange reversion theorem by Pierre-Simon Laplace in the late eighteenth and the early nineteenth century.[67]

Polariscope
Arithmometer
Dynamometer
Electrometer
Foucault pendulum
Ocean thermal energy conversion
Radioactivity
Theorical foundations and mathematical framework of Special relativity
Integral imaging
Darrieus wind turbine
Optical pumping
The multiwire proportional chamber


Ligature of arteries
Blood transfusion
Modern dentistry
Modern Cataract surgery
Osmosis
obstetrical mannequin,
Stethoscope

Quinine
Codeine
Aspirin
Hypodermic needle
Blind experiment
Plasmodium
Incubator
Rabies vaccine
Antibiotics
Mantoux
Tuberculosis vaccine
Antipsychotics
Discovery of the cause of Down syndrome
First bone marrow transplant
Insulin pump
Discovery of human immunodeficiency virus ).
Deep brain stimulation
Mifepristone,
Hand transplantation
Telesurgery
Face transplant

Taxi
Steamboat
Automobile
Hot Air Balloon

Parachute
Compressed air vehicle
Airplane :

Injector
Internal combustion engine
Submarine
Bicycle
Gunpowder powered ornithopter
First manned balloon mail
First outboard motorboat
Inflatable tyres for cars
Scooter[143] (1902) and Moped.
V8 engine
Modern automobile Drum brake
Helicopter
Seaplane
Ramjet
Catalytic converter
Concorde
HDI diesel engine

Bliaut
French hood
Attifet
Jacquard loom
Denim Textile (French town of Nîmes, from which 'denim' de Nîmes gets its name)
The Sewing machine
Modern bra
Little black dress
Polo shirt by Lacoste
Bikini
classic modern pencil skirt
A-line
Modern Raincoat

Steam digester
Cafetiere : Percolation
Canning
Absorption refrigerator
Margarine
Clementine
Food processor
Crêpe[178]
Coq au vin[179]

Baguette

Champagne[180] and other French wines.
350 to 400 distinct types of French cheese : List of French cheeses
Baguette[181]
Cassoulet[182]
Foie gras[181]
Escargot
Frog legs
Ratatouille[181]
Camembert
Motte-and-bailey
The Pot-de-fer
Culverin
Flintlock
Corvette,
Bayonet
Modern military uniform
Floating battery
Mass conscription
Corps
Carabine à tige
Minié rifle
First naval periscope
Canne de combat and Savate.
Chassepot

Most of this list is wrong, you know that, right ?

Smokeless gunpowder
First Air force
Sonar
Tanks
Optical Telegraph
Modern pencil
Paper machine
Fresnel lens
modern understanding of Egyptian hieroglyphs
Braille
Pencil sharpener
Baudot code
Coherer
Belinograph
Bic Cristal
Computer-aided manufacturing
Earliest commercial, non-kit personal computer
Datagrams and CYCLADES
Smart Card
Minitel
Camera phone
Several Programming languages (non-exhaustive list) :
Prolog

The Olympic Rings
Jeu de paume, precursor of tennis, in the 12th century.
The first autonomous diving suit,
First documented cycling race
FIFA World Cup
UEFA Euro Cup
Summer Olympic Games by Pierre de Coubertin.
International Olympic Committee by Pierre de Coubertin
world's first competitive motor race from Paris to Rouen.
Pétanque
Triathlon
first Scuba Set
Parkour
Flyboard
Kitesurf
Wingsuit
Detent escapement
Carcel burneR
Dry cell battery
Binoculars
Artificial Cement
Hairdryer
Modern Dry cleaning in
Reinforced concrete
Loppers
Guillotine
Hydraulic Shock absorber
Letterbox
Modern Safe
Photolithography
Power transformer[
Flax spinning frame
Waste container
Ball bearing
Coronagraph
Criminology
The stapler

we didnt really need the wall

the metric system and america

>self hating Western European

NOTHING TO SEE HERE FOLKS, MOVE ALONG NO RUBBER NECKING

The greatest invention of all
The one that make muslims mad as hell because they don't have one

quadruples de la douleur