I just walked in on my girlfriend fucking a close friend of mine on our bed. She just smirked and then stared at me while she continued to ride him.
I'm in my living room now, listening to them fuck. She's never been this loud before. My hands are shaking and I don't know what to do.
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pics or it didnt happen
nice story bro...
This
Fucking cheat right back. See what she does.
even if its true, which is not bc u obviously dont have a gf.
record them and send it to everybody. Seems like the right thing to do. She is bitch material, not gf material.
murder them and then kill yourself
its the only way
Put those shaking hands to work OP and jack off.
You could stop writing your self-hating fictional fantasies on the 4skin, for a start
Bait. Pasta. Pics are fake and old.
Grab her at the throat, insert dick into mouth.
Btw. Nor happening.
this is pasta
Cheat also, murder suicide, or throw her ass out. If you answer anything else you need to crush your nuts into powder with a ball peen hammer.
best fap of your life...
If you don't go in there, murder them both, and rape the bodies you're officially a cuck.
Old pasta is old
Kill them both and then kill yourself you cuck
You've gotta kill her and him tbh.
> get out your ukulele and sing
> rainbow connection
> you know you wanna
> do it
> DO IT
go tag team that bitch, bitch nigga
What the fuck are you doing
Rip her off the dude and tell her shes coming home with you.
fake and gay
your hands are shaking but still had the effort to find a gif ? foh
Pull your girlfriend off the dude and then fuck him, maintain eye contact with her at all times. Assert your dominance
All these newfags
Cuck faggot
Record them Fucking.
Stop filming.
Commence murder of best friend.
Hit woman on back of the head as hard as you can.
Rape woman.
Use film as evidence she was being raped by friend and you killed him in a psychotic break.
Woman gets treated like a victim and you get off scott free, plus your first official kill! This is a great opportunity for you, OP!
>shes coming home with you
No, you tell them both to kill themselves.
sauce for that gif? need that video
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It's probably carbs overload from the stale pasta.
Switch to fresh content and you'll be golden
This pasta isnt even that old yet.
ITT: Everyone is spending their first weekend here
Get plastic surgery to look like your friend and fuck his dad so good he turns gay for him. Usually resorting to cause a dadgay identity crisis is immoral, but he fucked your bitch so it don't fucking matter. Loot and scoot his house when his dad fucks him.
nice pasta
Who is she
Leave both of them OP.
Go stay a real friend, and just be with them for as long as you need
You deserve better.
kill them both, post pics on Sup Forums and then become an hero
Destroy her shit.
Really just fuck something up that she cares about. I mean non replaceable shit. Photos of her from high school. Keepsakes from dead relatives.
Then sue her for emotional damage, even if you lose she will still have to go through hell in the legal system.
DDOS her IP after you two move away on the regular.
Hire a rapist.
Frame her for a crime.
Kill her parents
Get her new boyfriend kidnapped
Punch her in the clit
Poison her water supply if you have a tap.
Poop on her floor
Jesus OP, its like you've never done this before.
Obviously you walk back in with your camera, take a bunch of pictures, and then prepare to haul ass out of there while you send them to everyone
pull her off him knock him out and fucked her like a dog and assert you dominance
Kill them both. See if she is still smirking.
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Stale af tbqh fam
Get in there and fuck her like a man instead of being a useless cuck
Consider that a divorce find some new f****** friends.
Could have fucking been more creative with a greentext cuck-tale. 0/10
throw her out mate, or be cucked for life
Go into the kitchen. Get the biggest knife you have.
Do what must be done.
Go & piss on them,post results.
Down the road, not cross the road
dubs confirm
YES do it!
take a pic and post it you faggot
>Go in room with them
>Strip naked
>Mount current cuck
>Drill until satisfied
>Cum Buckets
>Assert your dominance
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Give her some love (by love I mean sex).
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They would DNA scan the semen on both the guy and OP.
>"hmm, why is OP's semen inside of this bitch when this guy was the one fuckin her?"
this
I only stopped by this thread to see how many bites you got from this pasta
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Fuck one of her friends. It's only fair and you get to have fun. After that never talk to your ex again and carry on with life. It's the logical thing to do
Go back in, jack off into her face and pack your bags. Tell her it was nice, write when you get work
and spray paint "88" on walls
I dunno. I'd be beating the hell out of the guy so bad I doubt I'd be able to fap for a month because I'd fuck my hands up so bad. After that I'd quietly wait for the police. I'd give her until I got out on bail to gtfo. Or I'd find my own place, but if she tried to keep my stuff I'd probably end up in prison.
>go into room
>strip naked
>put dick up friends ass
>rape until completion
>???
>profit
Is this pasta still used?
Wtf the very first reply should have been PASTA
Same thing happened to me. Just fap to it. It's really the only thing that will make it feel any better
Copy pasta
Well, since you just replied to it..
Are there really so many newfags that this shit doesn't get called for so long?
If you didn't know this was a pasta, you're not welcome here.
I fucking despair.
walk in, unzip pants, bust nut on friend's face
Go in there and licks his balls and rim his ass while they fuck. And if you don't, how can you call yourself a close friend?
It wouldn't become copypasta if enough people didn't enjoy partaking, would it?
Like it or not, this is /b, so if you don't like it or want to change it, you're the faggot that does not belong here.
this
cuck
She's in YOUR living room cheating with someone else? Call the cops on the guy who is intruding in YOUR home.
Shotgun her
stop pretending you cuck
we have this thread daily
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Is there a website where I can copy all these pastas?
kill yourself faggot
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Just google it, but here's one to get you started
copypastas.com
Who'd 'a guessed
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