Hey fags, I'm considering buying a thing from bad dragon...

Hey fags, I'm considering buying a thing from bad dragon, but not sure because I'm not sure how it's shipped and if people will know what I'm buying and judge me.

Should I go through with it? Pic related

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It's a brown box, white sticker with address. Tiny ass print if you order ups that says silicone sculpture but you have to be looking for that shit and put 2 and 7000 together to figure dog dicks

Bump this thread and I will post my box if you are that curious

just buy it and enjoy yourself

this, its pretty discreet. companies that sell shit to do with sex in general keep it discreet because it would be bad for business otherwise

Hey op we have 3 they come in black Un marked boxes no one will know pic related out last purchase

bump

it's not fine print at all. not bnig bold letters but definitely noticeable if you see the right label

definitely do it faggot

how's it feel?

bump

Get the good stuff, elypse art or bust

It isn't noticeable unless the person noticing it has also bought a dragon dildo. What are you thinking about getting?

Here you go OP, here is my last purchase

Ordered several with UPS as shipping

brown unmarked box, and even inside the box it's wrapped in brown paper

return address says Jan mulders and an address - no company name

somewhere in tiny print it declares the contents as "silicone sculpture"

if someone is really looking all over they might see the "silicone sculpture", or someone might google "Jan Mulders", but that's only worth worrying about if you're super paranoid.

Trust me you'll be fine. I live with my fucking parents and I get sex toys delivered to the house because it just looks like a generic box.

> OP Pic related
I'm probably going to get a cheaper medium one

Okay, op here, someone gets dubs after this post, and I'll order right now

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do it faggot

>Getting the mlp toy
>Not getting the Griffin
Don't buy toys based on the character.

That one isn't bad, but they make better prostate pokers.

I've got the vixen, I've had it for a minute, bought it before they had the cumtubes. It's decent, I've also recently purchased an unflared large chance, love it!

Which one? Post pic or name and I'll consider

Ehh... I've gotten some bad dragon stuff. imo they'e the best. Good product, better customer service etc. I think their cum lube is the least reactive with my body (no wierd sensitive burning feels), that's why it's my favorite product from them. I got the 9-pack. Also love their social media...

5 star company

Uhh the Griffin. . .it is almost unanimously agreed to be the best butt toy.

If THIS is dubs, I'll buy a bad dragon toy, too.

I like The Equinine. A knot on a horse dick? Hell yeah! Even the small is pretty big.

My bad, I just ctrl+f for it but it's spelled gryphon.
Looks nice, but I'm not sure I can drop >100 on it

What is your budget?

Probably 50-80. Trying not to spend too much on it.

are there fleshlights?

Many.

oh wow, what are they like? figured it was just some weird dildo site

liek this?

What do you want to fuck?

They're animal pussies and buttholes. Apparently very high quality.

got a small tyson in the mail yesterday

i could easily fit more in my ass but god damn does it feel good they way it is

well shit Idk, probably an asshole, but pussy is just as good.

animals? what kind of animals

Dragons, bunnies, horses, sharks, wolf, deer. Few more. Worth a look.

oh damn, how amazing are they? better than your bog standard human fleshlights?

Haven't had one, but I heard they're similar. Apparently easier to clean and usually tighter.

oh fer sure
might give it a gander
was thinking of getting the vulcan tight anus for my first fleshlight

Because of dubs, op will be ordering something.
What should I order??

Dragon butt is nice. I have that.
Heard the anthro mare squeezes just like the real thing.

I'd like to know where an us can buy the dolphin onahole.

what's a good one for my first ever fleshlight, ive accepted the fact i should probably get one seeing as general fapping is boring af and girl pussy is too hard to bother getting

Unless its adam and eve. Ordered lube from them and for the next 4 months i got letter spam from them that had visual aids all over the outside.

Well if it's your first you may want to try a generic or an onahole from JList. BD holes start at $130 and then there's options.

oh ok true true, what do you recommend of those beginner ranges?

i really dig chicks assholes

Yeah, they're pretty discrete. My dickhole of an ex wouldn't have been brave enough to have bought all the ones he did if there was any chance someone would find out he likes it up the ass. He's probably beat me to this post, though, tbh

Well that dolphin onahole is only $25 and it's modeled with the watertight doors of an actual dolphin pussy but they only sell it in dot jp.

sht that looks super tight, but as you say, guess it's impossible for me to get?

>jlist
Overpriced

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or the super head honcho

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How long is the shipping on bad dragon?

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bd is understimulating and super overpriced, i can't suggest them unless the custom parts play in to your fetishes

if you want to fuck a neon green horse pussy then you'll have a tough time finding that anywhere else

Holy shit! I've heard of people waiting six months for dill with special colors and a cum tube. I've only ever bought off their flop or in stock lists. Got it within a couple of weeks.

All your neighbors will know you're a faggot.

if you get one thats already made it's 3-5 days, if you get a custom one it's gonna be a couple weeks before they ship it out and then its 3-5 days. i'm in MA and got mine after 4 days and they're based out of arizone, few places in teh us are farther away

just go with a plain color and you're alright

in all likelihood the special colors are hard to get right so they either make a bunch of flops or take their sweet ass time

part of what makes them expensive is they have relatively low numbers of premade and the premade ones are bery basic-no suction cup or tube