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Will I have sex with a girl this February?
Asking for clarification
is she really the one
Should I try it with Sam?
Should I try it with Sam?
Will I get a girlfriend in real life this February? I'm so lonely.
So...I should try to wait for Jade again?
Asking again for clarification please
Will I ever win the lottery?
I swear to God 8 ball. Should I just try and wait for Jade again?
Will I die this year?
Really?
So I will get a girlfriend this February?
Is meme magic real?
Do I give a crap about this?
So meme magic is not real?
Huh. The answer on this is pretty consistent. I don't know if God's telling me something, or if I'm just hitting coincidence time and again. Alright, I'll hold my breath a little more but I'm not waiting long. God, if you're reading this, do me a favor and speed up the process man. Two years is too long.
So did Trump win due to Meme Magic?
Will I be financially free?
Should I get that job as a mechanic?
will i reach muh strength and body goals.
smash ?Soon?
yes or no plz
plz yes or no quit with maybes
WE??????????SMASH?
Will i be able to help build the Wall?
Do I tell her?
does she want to fug
Alright, broski, i'm just gonna ask this once. I've debated a million times yes or no. All I want to know is the truth. So, yes, or no? Look, I just want to know, thanks.
Is OP a faggot?
Bro! Just a simple Y/N. Come on my man, I love you.
aww shit
Should I work as a mechanic?
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Do i have good luck?
Is this fucking serious?
will i have sex soon
WIll i smash that one emo chick i find lowly attractive?
it already told you it can't predict now, calm down
will my penis grow by at least an inch withing 3 months?
japs did it
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should i buy the shoes
Yeah, no shit. It already stated it.
What bugs me is how fucking accurate is has been with many shits. So it might be good that I don't know.
Will I ever gain confidence to live the life I want?
Will me and a pretty girl fall in love and spend sexy and romantic times with each other within this year?
will i ever fuck my gf
Will she fuck him?
Will my depression be gone soon?
Well...Will I ALWAYS be depressed? Will it end within the next five years?
Am I going to lose my job?
Will I get more nudes of her?
Will I achieve my dreams?
Will mark be there tomorrow?
do i have aids?
Do I have aids?
will he die soon ?
Will Cheetoface Fuck get impeached soon?
Am i going to die a virgin
will i get the job?
plz tell me digits
Kill myself?
Is she the one for me?
Will I finish all my work this weekend?
Will I get to finish both my coursework and co-op work this weekend?
Will I get to finish my toning regime before mid summer?
Will I get to have friends with benefits sometime soon?
Will I win the lottery tomorrow?
Will I ever be happy?
Will I ever get a full time job
Am I gay
Yes faggot, now suck this cock!
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will my dick ever grow
Will Trump survive his first term
Will Trump survive his first term?
Will I fuck my wife's sister?
Does she exist?
reroll
Is my itch normal?
Does valerie like me?
Is OP a faggot?
Is OP a faggot?!
Will we be together again?
Am I going to move my ass and get my shit together before the next monday?
Should I fuck this tinder hoe?
Will I receive all the superpowers I want by the end of this year?
I like you, Magic 8-ball. Making my future sound exciting.
Is my abusive ex more miserable than me?
Oh...
Will a long distance thing work with her?
Seriously, though, will I encounter a genie who can grant me at least one wish exactly how I want it granted any time up to the end of this December?
Alright 8Ball, will I get my shitty life together in 2k17?
Should I practice tonight and do it for real tomorrow?
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Will I pass the gal exam?
Will my waifu come to life on my next birthday?