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Will I have sex with a girl this February?

Asking for clarification

is she really the one

Should I try it with Sam?

Should I try it with Sam?

Will I get a girlfriend in real life this February? I'm so lonely.

So...I should try to wait for Jade again?

Asking again for clarification please

Will I ever win the lottery?

I swear to God 8 ball. Should I just try and wait for Jade again?

Will I die this year?

Really?

So I will get a girlfriend this February?

Is meme magic real?

Do I give a crap about this?

So meme magic is not real?

Huh. The answer on this is pretty consistent. I don't know if God's telling me something, or if I'm just hitting coincidence time and again. Alright, I'll hold my breath a little more but I'm not waiting long. God, if you're reading this, do me a favor and speed up the process man. Two years is too long.

So did Trump win due to Meme Magic?

Will I be financially free?

Should I get that job as a mechanic?

will i reach muh strength and body goals.

smash ?Soon?

yes or no plz

plz yes or no quit with maybes

WE??????????SMASH?

Will i be able to help build the Wall?

Do I tell her?

does she want to fug

Alright, broski, i'm just gonna ask this once. I've debated a million times yes or no. All I want to know is the truth. So, yes, or no? Look, I just want to know, thanks.

Is OP a faggot?

Bro! Just a simple Y/N. Come on my man, I love you.

aww shit

Should I work as a mechanic?

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Do i have good luck?

Is this fucking serious?

will i have sex soon

WIll i smash that one emo chick i find lowly attractive?

it already told you it can't predict now, calm down
will my penis grow by at least an inch withing 3 months?

japs did it

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should i buy the shoes

Yeah, no shit. It already stated it.

What bugs me is how fucking accurate is has been with many shits. So it might be good that I don't know.

Will I ever gain confidence to live the life I want?

Will me and a pretty girl fall in love and spend sexy and romantic times with each other within this year?

will i ever fuck my gf

Will she fuck him?

Will my depression be gone soon?

Well...Will I ALWAYS be depressed? Will it end within the next five years?

Am I going to lose my job?

Will I get more nudes of her?

Will I achieve my dreams?

Will mark be there tomorrow?

do i have aids?

Do I have aids?

will he die soon ?

Will Cheetoface Fuck get impeached soon?

Am i going to die a virgin

will i get the job?

plz tell me digits

Kill myself?

Is she the one for me?

Will I finish all my work this weekend?

Will I get to finish both my coursework and co-op work this weekend?

Will I get to finish my toning regime before mid summer?

Will I get to have friends with benefits sometime soon?

Will I win the lottery tomorrow?

Will I ever be happy?

Will I ever get a full time job

Am I gay

Yes faggot, now suck this cock!

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will my dick ever grow

Will Trump survive his first term

Will Trump survive his first term?

Will I fuck my wife's sister?

Does she exist?

reroll

Is my itch normal?

Does valerie like me?

Is OP a faggot?

Is OP a faggot?!

Will we be together again?

Am I going to move my ass and get my shit together before the next monday?

Should I fuck this tinder hoe?

Will I receive all the superpowers I want by the end of this year?

I like you, Magic 8-ball. Making my future sound exciting.

Is my abusive ex more miserable than me?

Oh...

Will a long distance thing work with her?

Seriously, though, will I encounter a genie who can grant me at least one wish exactly how I want it granted any time up to the end of this December?

Alright 8Ball, will I get my shitty life together in 2k17?

Should I practice tonight and do it for real tomorrow?

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Will I pass the gal exam?

Will my waifu come to life on my next birthday?