Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Taiga claimed.

Claim :o

Here

>ITT

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Sup everyone, DFC is not a meme, it's real.

ceiling

I don't really mind size. All breasts are love~

>Hamakaze claimed

Now to kill Oceiros

I remember him being pretty easy

>Denial

Full chests are best

fucked tearing up broken doll claimed

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>Hello one and all to the newest Waifu Claiming thread! I'm your Hostess with the Mostess, Koto! It looks like my Co-Host has taken a bit of a snooze, so I'll do my best to pick up the slack! Let's get right into the thread!

>tfw beat kyoukopost on mobile
I'm just too fast, aren't I?
With flat chests you're closer to their hearts

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>bigger chest means it holds a bigger heart

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Didn't really have the thread ready, I'm playing WoW.

/shrug

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SPICY MEMES AND WET DREAMS!

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>DFC...
>D4C
>DIRTY DEEDS DONE DIRT CHEAP
>GG FUNNY VALENTINE IS A MEEM

(Nui)
I'm kinda shy when it comes to talking to new people

(Yuuki)
See, I want to build my own computer, but I can't find any good guides for building one.

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Huh?

How could you deny a cute girl with a flat chest? What is wrong with you?

I'm not sure what that face means, but I'll assume you get it.

I don't even understand what you're saying here.

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Hello~

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(Dedede)
I'm a Wario main, Shulk secondary. I'm not that good with Dedede but I'll be damned if he isn't fun to use anyways.

(Koto)
HK/Crabstick subs are sometimes hilarious, other times they make you scratch your head.

>てめ
Turned into "The Fuckman" on one HK sub for an old mech show.

My Sup Forumsrother.

Affordable acts at a reasonable price.

>Yohane isn't flat
>DFC a best
Pick one
This

ceiling is up

What is up WaifuAlertNation? It is your host, fastest ThunderCat in the land, K-k-killer Kotostar!! Let's get riiiiiiight into the thread!

IT JUST WORKS MUFUCKA

YouTube is your best friend. As long as the parts you have are compatible with each other you'll be fine. PCPartpicker is another good site.

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Winery Claimed

Oi she's already been claimed

>lol guyz this hrd gayme guyzzz cuz u no its DARK SOULS xDDDDDDDD
Kys

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Small tits are only superior when the girl has a big ass

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What said

That's filthy acts at a reasonable price

Flat chests just aren't as good

still drinking

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What if she has both :thinking:
Sup Forumsros

>Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price
>Mr. President

My waifu embodies the perfect personality, not the perfect body!

I don't know what that means!

Does it?

I dunno, as long as it's a nice ass with nice thighs and legs, I'm a happy man.

I dislike anything over a B, it just gets too out of hand and saggy.

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you asked what is up

Nah man.
Small tits are always superior.
Especially when they have a cute ass and wide hips.

Hi patches

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That's fine as well

Well at least we can agree on that. All I need is a nice ass

DOUBLE FUCK

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Apparently I became everyone's best friend with one post

nah

But that one looks as straight as a board

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What's your opinion on Squigly then?

eyyyyy
(maybe)

Heya hiya Moko
How are things?

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It just do what it be

because it be what it do

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Forgot image

I hate you so much, but I understand now.

I'm still more of a boobs man myself, but I like the boobs small.

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Claimu
We're right behind you majesty you're a hero to us all!
Repulsive Acts Given At a Very Good Bargain.
Eh, you're nice to talk to though, what kind of things interest you?

me too -_-

Also since we on the topic of Jojo

>speed weed claimed

I'm actually drinking discount captain morgan because it's cheap and spending money is for chumps. Although I am considering buying Resident Evil 7 and livestreaming me playing it while drunk

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Why not both?

more

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Why spend money at all when you can drink distilled piss

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They are ok patches. My friend took me to his house so I guess I'm here but I like to post too

C-D is my preferred range
>Small tits
>Posts washing board
Yay

What is Squigly

I really don't care about boob size, too much of a nigger tbh

I don't know, I like the two combinations for different reasons

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I'll get drunk tomorrow
buying "AAA" shit games is for chumps

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If they look as straight as a board that just makes my dick as straight as a board.
Small tits as in flat.

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and the ugly people losers smell like shit and is a little bitch and is ugly and smell like shit and same thing with the ugly people and the ugly people losers that try to act acttrative but know is ugly