Kids, I'm going to Mcdonalds. What do you guys want?

Kids, I'm going to Mcdonalds. What do you guys want?

Fries, pie, large coffee

A whopper.

Diabeats

Nugs and fries

I want to fuck the bunny

This

mcflurry

Get me a Grand Mac, motherfucker.

can you ask if local cougars want to fuck in my area?

The new large bigmac since it's coming in 3 different sizes now. So basically the original.

can you bring me an m&m mcflurry

get me two of those dollar chicken burgers
you know, the spicy ones

fuck, now I want to go to macdonalds

So it's a big mac before they shrunk the bun?

They do

teddies pls

Twenty twenty piece nugget meals, a large coke, some ranch, and a hot wheels toy

Large Coke, large fry, five Mcdoubles, and three apple pies, please. Thank you daddy.

I will steal your toy and I will play with it.

Welcome, son

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large...

I got you

AS MUCH FUCKING COCAINE AS YOU CAN CARRY

>sticks toy in but crack
Here ya go user

win

20 piece nugger, a small drink, 2 Ranch sauces and 2 sweet and sour sauces. We all know you need at least 1 sauce for 5 nuggers.

>0
Its fake

ass burger

hue hue hue

turd fries

hue hue hue hue

Bone apple tea

Big Mac with quarter pounder patties

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I'll take a Big N' Tasty

Okay dude first off,
1) A REAL Navy Seal wouldn't go around bragging about his accomplishments and possibly reveal his identity.
2) The United States isn't a totalitarian regime so if you were to attack citizens randomly, then you'd be going to jail
and
3) What is a Navy Seal doing on Sup Forums anyways?
You're probably a NEWFAG who cannot get fucking laid.

Kek

guess who the only people who call others newfags are?
i'll give you three hints.

I'll have a mcgangbang please OP

Edgelords like you

Not diabetes. So I'm fine.

How about some e. coli? Open wide!