Walk into your bedroom

>Walk into your bedroom
>See this on your bed
>What do?

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i dont like women who shave their cunts

That's my cat's spot, you can masturbate in here if you want just not there. If you want some water or something I'll be on the computer here.

also if you can keep it quiet that'd be great

Leave.

Yess

>push her off bed
>go to sleep

How the fuck can i see cartoon with my bare eyes?

Tell her to GTFO and then masturbate

>do a 360
>walk away

Enter pussy licking mode

>I am no animu
>upwakes
Fuck

fart loudly

Ask for source. While fugging.

Gaaahh! Your eyes take up most of your face!

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The character is from the Cocotama anime

Swear to stop doing shrooms... proceed to fuck regardless of the fact that it's probably my dog irl

>Reply to OP, tell him he's a faggot
>Close laptop
>Sleep im fuken tired

That's not shaven.

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Thanks fampai. Ponytail lolis make me diamonds. Too bad it's from a shit show.

how old is she? to be fair this is anime, she could be 36 for all I know

Theoretically 10, but she looks physically older than the show's main character, who's also 10.

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>implying shes old enough to have to shave

Here they are with some other random slut. The main character is on the right.

>You don't have to tell me what happened, but you have to eat all the eggs.

I've both heard and seen my daughter masturbate countless times. It's not titillating; masturbation is a perfectly normal way for anyone to satisfy their sexual urges. Before you grab your pitchforks, my wife and I don't touch our kids sexually, we don't show them porn, and we don't make them watch us have sex.

Your great grandparents probably thought any sort of masturbation was evil, and today you'd laugh at them for being so pointlessly reserved. Same deal. In most homes, family members hide their bodies and their sexuality from one another because to not do so would make them feel rude and/or embarrassed. Well, in our family no one is obligated to show or hide either of those things.

Can I come over for a visit?

Sure, but you'd never guess from a visit that we're any different from another family. You're not family, so we'd conform to societal norms around you.

What if I whipped it out and started masturbating?

user asking the real questions

Uh, we'd all be offended and I'd tell you to get the fuck out of my house. We aren't sex-crazy, we just don't need to hide our sexuality from each other because we're family. You're not part of the family, so exposing your sexuality would be as rude to us as it would be to anyone else.

Okay, but what if I kept going anyways?

pedo

I'd call the cops. I'm not sure how this is confusing.

But I'd be finished before the cops had time to arrive.

>cops arrive
>enter home
>see user jerking it, explain situation
>cops whip theirs out and fap right alongside user

You can't win m8 cops r fukt

Then I guess you'd get to enjoy the sound of us laughing at you, followed by the feeling of being hit in the balls with a bat, followed by your arrest.

Nah, this dude's got the right idea:

i'd be like WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A CARTOON IN MY FUCKING ROOM AND WONDER IF IM CRAZY WTF? fuck you anime fags and your gay imagineray shit fags

>berrytongueinshithole