What would Trump say?
What would Trump say?
Austin Green
Matthew White
Do you wanna build a wall?
Josiah Long
YOU'RE FIRED.
Landon James
"I'm ending net neutrality, because all my followers from Sup Forums are suckers."
Michael Diaz
OP should come up with his own shit. Low energy. What a fag OP is.
Jaxson Rodriguez
...
Nicholas Wilson
fgt
Angel Lewis
The
Eli Sullivan
nigger tongue my anus
Levi Thomas
Trump: We should mine less locations.
Pence: Mine fewer.
Trump: Shhh, don't call me that in public yet.
Hudson Foster
I've never said anything about the blacks. But if you want me to start: there are more bad than good. SHAMEFUL.
Caleb Wright
wew
Mason Walker
...
Nolan Johnson
...
Jose Adams
kek.
Christopher Kelly
Funny and original
Landon Walker
Haha
David Cruz
SEND NUDES
Wyatt Jones
Kek
Xavier Morgan
...
Matthew Cruz
...
Nathan Foster
...
Jaxon Martinez
WRONG
Ian Bell
i h8 u
Ryder Reed
no
Logan Rodriguez
you shit
Austin Long
...
Eli Jones
kek
Isaac Green
dubs speak the truth
Josiah Johnson
MODS
Zachary Sullivan
I'd like to congratulate you on making a Führer joke while at the same time getting assigned the ending digits '88', which might be alphanumerically interpreted as 'HH' pointing to the Hitler salute 'Heil Hitler'.
Alexander Baker
kek
Benjamin Lewis
Together we will rebuild America and make it safe for the American people
Andrew Evans
lmao
check'd
Justin Myers
REMINDER THAT PRESIDENT TRUMP IS ONLY THE HARBINGER OF GOD-EMPEROR PENCE'S ASCENSION
Ethan Phillips
PRESIPENCE
PRESIPENCE
PRESIPENCE
Landon Smith
...
Luke Scott
...
Blake Collins
Believe me I'm not small peen that's fake news
Connor Gonzalez
>be trump
>at moscow ritz carlton
>presidential suite
>melania is in manhattan
>you're bored of watching tv
>try to fap but can't get it up
>call room service for a case of champagne
>also have them send four pubescent prostitutes
>they make you lay on the bed fully clothed
>they're drinking champagne from the bottle
>ridiculing how badly your suit fits
>they climb onto the bed
>jumping like it's a trampoline
>dancing to shitty russian dubstep
>one of them steps on your crotch
>dick twitches
>they're each on their second bottle now
>you tell them obama slept in this very bed
>they talk about how much they hate him
>dick twitches again
>they want to defile the bed so it will be destroyed
>urine starts to flow
>they're pissing all over you
>it's soaking through your suit
>so warm
>a stream hits your face
>dick is titanium
>they notice your tiny bulge and mock it
>one of them has to shit
>squats over your lap and lets loose
>it's runny but there are big chunks
>smells fucking horrible
>you grab a chunk and taste it
>dick is diamonds
>beg them to let you fap
>they make you use the shit as lube
>furiously rubbing micropenis
>they take turns pissing in your face
>unintelligible moans emanate from your mouth
>OOOOAAAAHHHHHHAAAAHHHHHHH
>they're laughing at you
>OOOOOOAAAAAAAHHHHAAAAAAH
>HAOOOOOHAOOOOOOHAAAHGHHH
>they laugh even harder
>OOOOB-BAAHM-MMMAAAAAAH!!!!!
>cum buckets
>Putin got it on tape
>he faps to it every night
>rigs the american election
>blackmails you into being president
Dominic Nguyen
i hope my mother dies in her sleep
Camden Jenkins
Fuck off
Juan Wood
>not knowing we made that up
Wew fucking lad
Henry Stewart
Duck u
Carson Fisher
wew
Cooper Foster
>believing Sup Forumsack revisionist history
Jonathan Rodriguez
>not using Russian propaganda strategies
Bentley Powell
...
Jaxson Jenkins
...
Carson Russell
Fuck.
Juan Morris
China
Connor Murphy
He would probably say that