9/11 edition
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delete this post mate
Go fuck yourself
stockhausen was right this shit really beautiful
what song is this
>manlets
also looks like he has tits, gyno or something.
>all these yanks who cant take banter
brilliant post mate
>be professional footballer
>wait until contract expires
>retire
>invest
>never work again
Dunno what those mugs are doing playing for 30 years
I bet there are plenty of sheeple in this thread that think 9/11 actually happened.
darude - sandstorm
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anyone here pissed themselves when they weren't drunk or on drugs?
REALLY makes you think
i shoot you in your chest thats a fucking heart attack
still, takes courage to take off your shirt next to the other guy
I've shat myself plenty of times but never, ever pissed myself
If I were a mod I'd give you a month ban. Fuck your shitty queen
screeching
Yeah sometimes for a treat
Nah mate, sorry if it happened to you
does anyone here think the titanic wasn't sunk by an iceberg
maybe it was destroyed on purpose
yes
tbf i was still wearing nappies
honestly this. These days a few years at top level is enough to live off
no. haven't pissed myself on drink or drugs either. bladder of steel mate.
a friend pissed my other friends bed the other night after taking too much ketamine lel. silly bugger.
9/11 was the epitome of post-modern art
did he died?
why post a photo of madrid
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delete this
nah. once had to take a shit outside though (I mean twice)
wiped some soggy shit off my arse with the cuckstitution today
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to get to be a pro baller takes a level of dedication to the sport that consumes your life
once you make it, your life is already football
what are you going to do if you quit when your joy, satisfaction, everything basically comes out of that one thing
just like any other dedicated professional, super rich investor, whatever. The reason they don't stop is because they shaped their life around the thing that they do, and regardless of whether or not money was the incentive at the start, by the time the get to the point where the money is pouring in it has become all but irrelevant to the process.
urinating myself is a MAJOR fear of mine
triggered yanks are a fucking delight
me on the right at 5'8
did you use to do it in bed as a kid?
Honestly cannot believe how pathetic americans are
Yeah but would you rather be hounded by tabloids every day and lose to continentals constantly or buy a piece of polynesia and disappear with your gfs and yachts
seriously how tall is the bloke on the left? 6'5?
600mph, can't comprehend the forces involved
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Got a cheeky litre of vodka from aldi
*manshames both of you*
feel like fucking shit. shagged the best mates ex last weekend and he just found out
I have taken your response into account and added a cheeky thing or two.
rarely
6'2 and the guy on the right is unironically 5'8
I'd guess around 6'6. Assuming the girl is average height (5'5ish) the manlet looks an inch or so taller than her but about a foot shorter than the big fella
*Squeezes your bladder*
triggered paddies oughta be higher
i did it quite a lot as a kid
sometimes even at sleepovers, very embarassing
Why are cagers always genetic abombinations?
lets say you have a genie and you wish for a trillion pounds or some way of having infinite money.
is there actually a way to spend it without people asking questions? obviously you can't have a million billion pounds show up in your bank account. buying a mansion in cash is far too suspicious. how would you do it?
just finished a curry from sainsbury's wish they had some actual spice in these
hes only 6'2 probably shorter in reality
it says so on his modeling site.
>I have taken your response into account and added a cheeky thing or two.
pleased to see ballbusting in the highest tier. i find it really funny when done right
Have multiple bank accounts.
haha runt
buy a nice pc and be a recluse only ordering from tescos and prossies
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/brit/ /fit/, my boyfriend has a foot fetish. I have literally never considered taking care of my feet before. Three weeks ago I put my bare feet on the locker room floor for ONE SECOND and now I have a toenail infection that won't go away. How do I fix this??? Also, general advice for taking care of your feet? How do you make your toenails look nice? How do people get this fucked up fetish in the first place?
launder it
turn into a new el chapo or something
You don't do that you twat, you wish for a winning lottery ticket
Giving yourself infinite money will make you proper greedy and eventually devalue the pound
i wouldnt wish for that.
i'd wish for the power to do literally anything so i could create that trillion with a single thought and then make the world not care about it with another thought.
Get a nail kit, file, ped your feet and dont go barefoot unless its to rub your feet on his willy
look a vagina person
>+5 injury time
fuck offfffff
why yes I too browse /fit/. fuck off you snivelling pig.
Make your own then it's fucking easy
yeah but even euromillions is only about 50 mil. seems like a waste of a wish when you have an infinitely powerful genie
might try rocking a slicked back hairstyle
thoughts? is it too deano?
how short is the manlet then? fucking hell
why not just wish for tons of gold
you can set yourself up comfortably for life on 50 mil though
FUCK OFF BREXITEERS
What can't you buy for 50 million pounds? Anything that you can't buy for that amount of money is completely unnecessary and you're deluding yourself if you think otherwise.
seems practical to have multiple tons of gold appear in front of you
wish for it in assets
A trillion in oil or cocaine is much less arousing of suspicion
Wish for the euromillions jackpot to be £999,999,999
go for it, i do it too though so its a bit autistic
kind of half-expecting the EU to collapse by 2020
nah 2016 was rorke's peak
it's turning around now
fucking runt family are squealing like pigs at the football
resent their happiness honestly
well good night
Just wish for the trillion to pop up in some dodgy tax haven bank account you mongs
MY DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYZ
fucking barca cunts. uefa babies
never watched footie in me life
>fucking runt family are squealing like pigs at the football
>resent their happiness honestly
I dunno I can definitely see myself burning through 50mil
I imagine when you've sampled the highest luxuries in life it would be difficult to talk yourself back down
bit warm under the covers x
>POO ESS GEE
>POO ESS GEE
My first wish will be to expose and dismantle all tax havens
Terrible tragedy, glad it happened tho.
It's the whole reason America isn't being overrun by shitskins like Europe.
Cheers mate.
Fuckin good post
Spearmint > peppermint
oh for fucks sake, i turned it off about 15 minutes ago
>5 minutes
never watching this refball again
wow never watch football but holy fuck
what were the chances of that?
unbelievable