PAN

PAN

NICE AND HOT

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IT'S FUCKING RAW

>half a bottle of olive oil

LAMB

IN

SKITTLES

IN

NOW

DUMP THIS WHOLE BOTTLE OF OLIVE OIL IN THERE.

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there's like 2 inches of crust

That negligent hair style is how you get hair in your food, son.

PIZZA

OUT

>crust is huge
>undercooked, still doughy
>greasy as shit
>crust is soggy

When will this meme die?

Brb trying this now.

>grodon.png
what did he mean by this?

i can't see this picture without laughing now.

Thanks Sup Forums shitposters

I mean, it's not like I wouldn't eat this...

PLONKER

youtube.com/watch?v=ZIesCd4I4hU

BANG

UP THE BUTT

>mfw gordon calls people stupid fat idiotic cows and throws boiling water in their face

RUSTIC
U
S
T
I
C

Is /ck/s invasion of Sup Forums a success?
It seems like it

Explain this meme?
This pizza honestly doesn't look like high end cuisine, though is somewhat eatable.

Its not like Sup Forums has anything better to do

WTF? Is he wearing a Hannibal Lector human skin mask?

Ameriburgerlarditard detected

disgusting

It is pretty fucking greasy though.
If you hold up a slice of 'za it shouldn't all fall off into a wet puddle

not until we start arguing about IPAs and what we should buy when we go to Mcds

>Explain this meme?
Which one? The actual "Gordon pizza meme" or the "'that's a nice 'za" meme?

GIVE YOUR MEAT A GOOD OL' RUB

Was this filmed somewhere in bongland?

That looks fine. The only bad pizza I've ever eaten is that one pretzel pizza from little caesars.

...

Mexico I think

>that looks fine
look below

This image makes my stomach want to cum in my mouth.

hello wildcats

but where else would you see it apart from forced meme threads on Sup Forums? It's not like you'll see it on the subway and randomly burst into laughter.

bottom picture looks like a moebius panel, lel

That is a nasty ass-looking pizza.

he used up half the stuff he had prepped and it look like total garbage. a gallon of shit is going to spill from that container once anyone tries to move it.

i'd eat that if i was drunk

Why doesn't he just use a paper towel to degrease it?

As long ass there's a hole in my butt, big boy, then those crisps came out of a fucking deep fryer.
WHERE'S MY MASHED!?

>american nachos
>it's chips with a bunch of veggies sprinkled around it

Post some ja/ck/s.

He probably microwaves all his food at home

I'm drunk right now and it looks pretty damn good

ASS

LUBED UP

this thread needs more jakatak69 webms

This one makes me sad

DID SOMEONE SAY JACK

what the fuck am i watching, is this some sort of ancient ritual for some unknown elder god?

Damn these look like they'd be perfect to sneak into the theater

No, but this is though

why do people hate doritos? my country just got them in the foreign isle and they're pretty good

What was in pot? What the fuck is this, i can't even?

tfw this thread takes off and /ck/ is flooded with alt right cuckposters making it as worthless and unusable as Sup Forums

>"real mayonnaise"

It's fucking white!

Doritos are tasty but they're associated with neckbeards due to their EXTREEEEEME marketing.

Especially good with the right dip.

baka desu senpai

>dabbing bleach onto something you're about to eat

wew lad

Not this fat piece of shit, never again.

Post your unusual recipes.

I forgot his name, thanks anons. His shit is top tier food cringe

pan frying steak gives you some great results

WATER NICE AND BOILING
OLIVE OIL IN
THEN THE PASTA

where does Sup Forums stand on this?

this is satire right...RIGUHT?

>tfw dip strawberries in tomato sauce
DAMAGED

Is this Jack stuff satire?

Make sure to use the right tools when you do.

What... what the fuck is that? How would you eat that shit? It's like eight pieces of edibles and ten kinds of toppings. It's more liquid than solid. What the fuck?

is that butter?

No. Sadly no.

YOU SEND THAT PISSING OVER

ayy, agree that pizza is shit. Literally had like fucking cheez whiz or something instead of actual cheese.

gordon was right you autistic manchild who feels need to post this every thread

...

Kills me every time, I wish 80gumdrops wasn't ded

I AM THE MUFFIN MAN, THE MUFFIN MAN, THE MUFFIN MAN

zozzle

Hmm this looks pretty good, what was his problem

how can one man be so incompetent

...

my fucking sides hahahahaha

He's old. It'll happen to you too.

is he frying that in water?

Noooo, I was saving that one.
It's the best.

Here's a runner up.

super greasy
raw dough in the crust
also that was their """thin""" crust

stop it hahahaha

Post the "rare" burger.

lol, haha quit it bro

omfg
i really hope this is some kind of cooking comedy show

I dunno, looks good to me

How do you like your burgers, Sup Forums?

>That insanely thick undercooked base
>Ridiculous amount of cheese swamping the centre with fat
>Americans think this is a pizza
>They're actually defending it because they don't know any different

Does he actually eat that fucking RAAWW chicken?

this one always gets me

cream cheese, my sisters uses cream cheese topped with salsa all the time

Which video is this from?

Dewey, what did I tell you about raw meat?