Hi /b.. i have a cat problem

hi /b.. i have a cat problem..
where i live we have a parking place near grass/muddy areas. the problem is, i just bought a little better car then i had before and now a fucking cat always gets her dirty feet all ower my car.

the cat is shy so i cant grab her and toss her away at some random place far away..so how should i deal with this problem?

Why is the cat outside? Adopt the cat. Provide pillows and blankets. Provide food and water and cat toys. Buy some cat brushes. Keep the cat indoors where it's nice and dry. Be nice to the cat.

Cover your car.

i think betting rid of it would ber cheaper/ easier

1. i hate the car
2. its ugly
3. im alergic to cats

Kill yourself.

Your car is shit.

You are worthless.

Embrace the void and free yourself from pain and disappointment.

i meant the cat :/

How hard is it to drape a few old sheets over a car?
Do you drive a semi truck?

stfu animal rights activist..

Put some food with poison. Fuck that mitten

Call Michael Galaxy

dont have any old ones..

what kind? ..it would probably smell something is wrong... low dose of rat poison maybe, so it gets bad memories from jumping on cars?

A few years ago we had some bad snow
Retarded cat decided to crawl into engine space after a 2 hour drive it was dead the smell of hot pussy and smouldering hair made me gag
Scraping it out was the worstest

Not knowing that aspirin kills cats and no smell to the mix with food
About 4 should do the trick

yeah...something simmilar happened to my neightbor once.. tho the cat somehow survived, her back legs were broken...but shoe survived lol..

It's fucking retarded
I understand the warmth of the engine will attract them but arnt cats supposed to be intelligent ?

nice, thx, tho i will only use a smal dosage and hope it will keep her away..

Checked my man

> such warmth :)

HOLY SHIIT dub tripps...never seen one before :O
gues the gods have spoken

You see Ivan my catmoflage engine no see
Kek

Iv got the solution for you Op
no need to thank me either.

Buy a shotgun . and blow your own head off you worthless peice of shit.