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so i got my period todaty

I like short guys ;_;

I CANT'T.....I JUST CAN'T

>tfw beta guys ask you out to movies
>tfw all you want is to get railed by chad all day
>tfw when that is exactly what you do

Any funny comedies or sad movies you could recommend

>tfw you're overestimating yourself thinking your worthy of anything but autistic retards. But because some normal guy one night humps you, you've given yourself more credit than is due.

I just don't think I really understood this movie

the fargo series clumsily denatured the signature Coen ambiance of the movie

I love Kubrick and Tarantino I'm such a film buff. Does anyone else listen to Tame Impala?

This was so boring...
I ended up just looking at my phone through most of it.

Superior boat movie cruising through.

my husband told me it's about honor or something I asked him what he meant by that and he told me it's something like him being loyal to me and my son

>tfw you've only been gangbanged once
>tfw you've only had 20 sexual partners
jdimsa

Oh, double-dubs! Make a wish, user!

Everyone post your favorite kino! Pic related! The production is A1 terrific!

I wish they would make a movie about these brave women.

Anyone know how I can be featured on this show? My husband really wants to see me in it.

>only one gangbang
>only 20 partners
>slut badge earned

When did your son's father leave? I'm not even sure who is his father to be honest, lol

Honestly, the way you guys view women is detrimental only to you in the end.

I want to sniff his feet

hahah lol i can relate to that :)
Yeah my son was conceived in a foursome I had while my bf was at work.
It worked out really great though, my bf has turned into a great father. Thinking about making another baby ;)

our bull knows a guy who can get me in. I heard the audition is very long and quite a workout.

Gross. Only trashy fat girls like black guys. Plus all those porn actors are like only 5'5" ewwwwwww

This
Don't worry though, I think they'll grow out of it

My husband just posted a video of my latest encounter with our bull on Reddit. Please give him some upvotes!

Looking good hun! Can't wait to see my bull tonight, looking like you had a great time :)

i feel bad for these women, tbqh. If you want kids it's a huge shame to never get the chance.

What are some movies men will never understand?

This is honestly the best thread on Sup Forums right now. I feel so understood. Everything else is just complaining about MRAs and like 15 threads about how great the new Ghostbusters is.

this is reddit
this is memes
this is reddit
this is memes

jesus christ

how fucking awkward must that whole situation be for that black dude to have some beta husband to sit there filming it and jacking it

#BLM

Bull Lives Matter

*queefs*

...

We fight em

They fuck em

Help I'm out of tampons and I don't want to leave my room. Can someone tell me what I can use to stop my flow? I'm thinking a sock filled with used napkins.

Really want a BBC in me now :/

normal Sup Forums isn't really your representation of your average man, so femme-Sup Forums wouldn't be an representation of your average woman either

God, I hate these threads.

90% of the time, I love women, but you guys are really good at making me hate them.

Yet I can't look away.

>delicious

>pepe

>tfw my ex-husband made me sign a prenup so no alimony

JUST

Girl just say he hit you and it's null and void lol

Some 5'8 guy asked me out the other day. Gross! lol. Found a 6 foot foot guy today on tinder who said he's gonna give me a hard fuck :) Wish me luck girls

Where do you gals store your period blood? We just got new furniture and I already filled up on jars. Where am I suppose to store it now?

I've been storing it for 5 years now, because I want to make a period swimming pool

How do I unbake a cake?

MY BOYFRIEND GOT ANGRY AT ME FOR TEXTING HIM AND ASKING WHAT WAS HAPPENING DURING THE MOVIE.

WHAT A JERK!!!!

Do midgets have night vision?

REEEE, SHUT UP NORMALDYKES

Dump him for a guy with more money and a bigger cock. That'll show your bf

>so, I got user to pay for my dinner and movie again and told him I just want to be friends afterwards
lel

>tfw you shove your toes in his mouth and he gets mad

I'm over at this loser's place watching netflix... So bored Lol.
OMG Chad just texted me. I should take some nudes for him so he wants me. Gonna head to the bathroom ;)

i like a guy 8 inches shorter than me, would he ever date me?

Learn to have a laugh or two.

Girl never settle for a manlet

>liking manlets
what are you? a fatty?

that is a good example of female empowerment from male dominance, but i like it better when its mutual

the cake is a lie

I recommend all my girl friends should get bred by a black guy at least once, ESPECIALLY if theyre in a relationship. Gives them a better perspective

i concur. you can find so many handsome black men like my Jamal at BLM protests

Their soooo much better then white guys. OMG I've never had an orgasm before I got fucked by my bf Tyrone. Can't wait to have a cute baby with him

>not being married with a baby by 30

ISHYG(irls)DDT

>it's a "Sup Forums has mommy issues" episode

Girl u don't need to get married in 2016. Just fuck a bunch of guys an get sum gud experiences :)

>it's a Sup Forums boyfriend doesn't take them shopping episode

>got boyfriend tickets to see finding dory
>he took his wife and my son instead

What an asshole????

Girls, girls!. I'm going to a date tomorrow, what i should wear in my date?

Depends, how tall is he?

uh??? baka???

when you text is literally none of his business??

90% of the posts are made by actual women

;^)

DEFINITELY wear tons of make up and pick your most uncomfortable heels

>it's a ''cuckold gets upset'' episode
Getting real tired of this one.

He is very tall, 6.0 feet.

>20 years old
>fucks a different chad every single day

>30 years old
>where are all the good men gone? i want children and a roof over my head. eww anal? i used to do that, but im a born again virgin

Don't feel sorry for them.

>Not going out with him, enjoying the free movie and meal and then have him drop you in Chad's house
Dumb slut

Make sure u let him know ur available for him to fuck than. Wear sumthin revealing.

Ew get out of this thread you creep

>6.0 feet
>tall
Honey, you need to get a real man.

OK girls! Time to rank favorite movies ;)

I got the idea from a boys board (they only list BOOOORING moovies, I mean, hello?

1- Legally Blonde
2- Bridget's Jones Diary Two
3- Bridesmaids
4- Master and Commander
6- The Notebook
7- Ghostbusters (it's SOOOO good)
8- Bride Wars
9- Battleship Potemkin
10- How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

With love, Alex ;)

POST YOURS!!!!

PS: I know, I know, I shouldda put Star Wars The Force Awakens, but my boyfriends watches it ALL THE TIME, I mean, slow down, Hand Solo! xx

a while ago my husband took me to see Fury Road
what a hot heap of a mess of a movie
the music was so loud and annoying
that Tom Hardy is kind of good looking for a white guy though
looks like he could do you like a bull, almost

speaking of bulls, half way through, i pull the old "i got to go to the bathroom" routine
in the lobby i see a big black buck behind the concession stand
i asked him what was the size of his popcorn bucket, if you know what i mean girls
turns out it was american family size xxxx
so, i go behind the counter and help myself to a mouthful of it
normally i'd swallow the hot butter he has on tap, but i had a devious thought
i got an actual small, like my husband, bag of popcorn and had him flavor it up
went back into the theater, another stupid car chase is going on, and give hubby the popcorn
i even got a thank you out of it from him

i know you girls like blog posts, so i thought i'd share

>I have never met a woman

Will this piece of kino ever be topped?

Come on dude, that shit was funny

Wtf he lost at the end? what was even the point of the movie

1. Mean Girls- duh!!!
2. The Notebook
3. Little Mermaid
4. Spice Girls
5. Bridesmaids
6. Titanic
7. Scream
8. Frozen
9. Thirteen
10. Matilda

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

I liked it until I found out Taylor Lautner was short....ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

OH MY GOD I FORGOT HARRY POTTERS FILMS ALL OF THEM~haha~I'm such a nerd

>tfw i gave my boyfriend a footjob last night but couldn't make him cum

i feel like a failure

Sup Forums IS female Sup Forums. It's full of fat bitches, and that's why actress threads get deleted and its taste consists of capeshit, Star Wars, and GoT.

Reminder that white dick was made for tight asian pussy. How can white women even compete?

That literally makes no sense.
Ugh stupid bitch

Really makes you think...

squeeee leave you slant eyed skank

LEAVE

1- The Notebook
2- The Notebook
3- The Notebook
4- The Notebook
5- The Notebook

wow I'd love to watch my bf get his white cock milked by that TAP while I watch and fist my lwp

It's his fault not yours

Go pick up a guy at a BLM rally and just keep the bf to pay your bills

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