New Shota Bread. No rule edition plus

New Shota Bread. No rule edition plus.

I am no longer hung-over and have returned from the store.

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did you pet your cat too user?

i'd like him pet my cat if you know what i'm saying

u wot mate

>I need to go to the grocery store, pet my cat, and call friends before going degenerate.
DID YOU PET THE CAT?

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Of course. Fuzzy little thing is sitting next to my feet waiting to eat now.

Cat has food, I'm making Italian tonight, all is good.

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I was the drunk user drinking with you last night. I am no longer hung over either! Miracles

Nice

>i'd like him
that's what I was referring to, I'm not op

i want him to pet my cat

it's fairly obvious?

Oh, and the concert is a go. Buddies got rid of their kids and wives, so it's a drunken crash party like old times.

I have to say, this is turning out to me a rather cozy weekend.

I was just poking fun

>kids and wives
how old are you user?

do not

Let's hope they never cease.

Cat is named Meowseph. It's biblical.

yeesh

i will end you

>Meowseph
that's really cute user.

what crawled up your bum and died user?
(also check'd)

>checking dubs
how new are you

also what crawled up my butt was a toy earlier thank u very much

>how new are you
Try to be respectful newfag

>up my butt was a toy earlier
Oh, just regular fag I guess :^)

i think you're the newfag here, i'm the regular fag.

Late 20s. Lots of people here get started early on with that life style shit. My one friend has a really cute little one, the other a baby, the third a fucking evil little girl that looks like an angel. Bitch is going to corrupt my one buddys kid.

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Ah, I see.
Interesting.

Heh, sure thing.

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you're a sure thing

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You're weird.

no u tho?

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Ok sure.

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glad we came to an agreement

Yes or no?

>lewd
no

this bother you too?

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kill yourself

>lewd
Yes

getthelube.com/

I thought you were going to sleep?

Yeah, Mama to the cute one is a real bitch though, she hates me for some reason. Fucking city people.

not tired

I'll wait a bit but start posting since no one else seems to be posting much.

Hmm
That sucks, at least you won't have to see her.

>expecting anyone to willingly contribute to a thread with the aus fag in it

i'm the best fag and you know it

Ok then~

You just going to lurk and shitpost I take it?

*worst

ye

if you only you knew what you were missing out on

Eh he's not so bad imo.
I'm just getting sleepy and only staying up to intercept a package.

>shitposting of the same pictures while saying cute > lewd every thread
Not much

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It's too bad actually. She's pretty smart and into the same music and the only one that rivaled my hipster cred, we were friends but after the kid she turned over to Mom Mode right quick. A shame really. Now I have to wait til she's out of town to drink whiskey with my bro.

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>actually caring about the cute vs lewd meme
are you autistic

no u

she'll probably even out then after they grow up some.

No, its just that its a overdone trash meme you do everyday so im not missing out on much

Cute or lewd?

sorry I forgot my words

I'll be busy this evening too just as a heads up so I guess I'll just wait for you to contact me.

the only reason i do it is because you retards still get angry :^)

sure

Let's not bully each other please?

I'd say this image is both.
Also kinda odd looking

Hipster cred? Jesus Christ kys

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The point is im not angry I was just identifying what I am not missing out on because you do it everyday
But nice projection

Doubt it. She seems pretty set in her ways and her fam reinforces it. Too bad. She won't even let the kid shoot the guns for christ sake.

you're the one projecting actually

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>won't even let the kid shoot the guns for christ sake.
>the kid
user, I don't know if they should either?
Are you american?

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What kind of gun owner lets a woman tell him how to teach children

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That was obvious sarcasm. It's pretty obscure, I bet you never heard of it.

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>tfw all these lewdposters are going to hell while i'll be in heaven kicking it with randy savage

Well... I did have to wait til I was 10, but we at least had BB guns to shoot shit with until then. Never hurt no one but snakes and rats..

Obviously, a Yankee, btw.

Damn skippy.

Ah, kinda out of my realm then.
Good luck with all that.

You aren't forgiven just yet.
Time not lewd posting has to outweigh time spent lewd posting.

i only ever lewdposted ironically tho

I have proof that isn't true.

no you don't fuck you you'll never prove anything this is a conspiracy by lewdposters to slander me

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Why? Where the heck are you from again? Some backwater ghetto that bans rifles? Oh my God, not Spain!

Also, lewd or cute?

Lewd.

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Lewd?

too lewd

don't worry, I won't publicly shame you :^)

Haha
I'm currently stateside but wasn't raised around/ been around the "gun culture" most Americans seem super fond of.

both

yeah that's p damn lewd

speaking of shaming people has that faggot said anything yet?

no milk in the house
fml

life is not worth living