2017

>2017
>not getting drunk by forcing wine into ass with honey bottle

Why are you so shit at getting drunk Sup Forums?

AMA...

Wat

No way this is a thing

>digestive system formed from brutally efficient evolutionary process
>"i know a better way"
>what is rectal cancer?

Alcohol is disinfectant. Basically anti-cancer

Wat

actually it is ( or was) a thing double dubs... its a matter of historical record that aztecs would have religious ceremonies that lasted days and when the participants could no longer drink alcohol, their buddies would start pumping it up their ass for them...

My god what a utopia

Because I'm old enough to drink and I like the taste of alcohol.
> underage and can't stand taste of alcohol.
come back when you grow a pair op.

have fun killing your gut flora, which, you know, controls your digestion, hormones, so many things we aren't even sure of yet..

Cancer isn't foreign cells. Cancer is corrupted cells and alcohol can cause said corruptions, especially in a place so sensitive.

Don't do it with hard liquor though, or you'll destroy your natural bacteria

>wine
>not vodka

Y'all are pussies

>not injecting alchohol into the bloodstream
your not even close to where i`m, OP

You can't just kill it like that. There are worse ways of decimating your gut flora like taking antibiotics.

Time stamp or it didn't happen, faggot.

Vodka then?

Do it, I dare you

Why waste something as delicious as wine on your ass? I mean, enjoying your drink is half the fun of drinking alcohol.

no, not even close to where you're.

>vodka
>not rubbing alcohol
you might as well went full gopnik on this motherfucker

Difficult angle but yeah

The point of plugging is that it takes muuuuuch less to get wayyyy fucked up. Bioavailability of the ass is like 100% vs 20% in the stomach.

Excellent butt listen...Write a smiley face on you ass

Does getting drunk really worth dying for?

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how to avoid timestamp 101

Alright then

Exactly.
I tried this with beer and found out soon after that it can kill you.
My ass is fucked up now.

Op here...

Time stamp on knob incoming

How so? I was about to try this

Australian east coast time.

Also it's hard to write on a dick

colon absorbs stuff. absorbs any alcohol that goes in there. makes you drunk but you dont notice it. very easy to get alcohol poisoning.
coffee enema is another thing that exists.

do you shove antibiotics up your ass?

Can you write my name ?

> Dalbert

Op is gonna die from poisoning.

Too many letters.

Also your name is shit I don't want it on my dick.

Just don't do it man.
I've even taken eye shots, those aren't worth it at all either.

How about me?
>> keiro

How about me ?

> David

Because I drink alcohol like a pleb. And not jamming the bottle in my ass.

Really? You have a faggots name

Pour it in your pee hole

Bump

Well, think about it like this. Your stomach has an acid pool that could take most of the digestion shit you throw at it. It handles alcohol well because it is designed to stop you from getting too affected from whatever substance you put into yourself. Your colon, however, only designed to take 'shit', literally. There is absolutely no defence to whatever intoxicants that goes in there, because it shouldn't go there in the first place, this explains why you could get drunk easily by this method.

David wins...

It's not Dave faggot it's David

Doesn't matter, it will still go to the small intestine and kill lots of bacteria. Your body can simply take much more than you could imagine.

OP here. Completely maggot. Thank cunts.

ballpoint? ouch.