Could I beat this dude's ass if I had to? He's always talking shit

Could I beat this dude's ass if I had to? He's always talking shit.

Him: short hair, 6'0" 180
Me: long hair, 5'9" 170

Why not just shoot him?

Because jail

It depends if you know how to punch. You guys are pretty evenly matched. Good luck.

Why beat him when you can make sweet love to him.

Right. Because assault isn't a crime.

Self defense isnt

Steal car, run him over, torch car.

Just stab him

Thanks

So shoot him. What's the problem?

shoot him, in self defense

Im rootin for ya, Skwisgaar Skwigelf

Sure, if you know how to fight.

You are a bit more sturdy than he is, so maybe you should go for a ground and pound strategy instead of trading punches.

Nice pasta faggot

you'll be fine, hit him from behind with a hammer

lol

1) Kick every so often
2) Before the fight, yell, "FOR THE MOTHERLAND"
3) ???
4) Shoot him

I'd say...and I have done a couple MMA fights
As long as you start swinging first you will be okay no matter what
I have found for those that are less trained-hockey style fighting works pretty well...the whole grab the shit with the off hand and start throwing blows with the other.
You can usually go from that position to pulling the guy down and stomping on him
I'd suggest just go threw the motions with a friend first to get comfortable with it

seems more like you want to hook up with him

Shirt*

Next time he talks shit, stand there and let him make first contact. Then knock him out. You can do it user!

ThNks

Also OP.
Of you don't want it to seem like your starting a fight
You
A) talks slight shit to him , such as "damn you're a little guy, I know some bitches who would love to be that skinny"
B) the minute he does anything to defend himself or stand up for himself ...I mean even like "whatever" ...you act like this guy just insulted your mother . You can say shit like "what the fuck! Who the fuck do you think you are! You little bitch" while youre walking up to him
3. (Very important) when you get to him, you gotta start throwing blows

You're short and stout take him to the ground and knock his ass out

or alternatively walk right up to him and slap him in his bitch face and tell him he better fight you.

How have you not been shot?

...

walk up to him tell him to square the fuck up and just start feeding him the left and fuckin right

Good advice

Living in SLC (especially the east side ) people rarely pull guns, mostly if people want to deal with you-you get jumped

Weird, I visited some,friends in salt lake city last year and it was so much nicer and friendlier than where I'm from. People would just fucking shoot you in Everett, or you would get stabbed by a junky with a handful of dirty needles.

Dont want to do that...it gives him a chance to start fighting...like restarting the round over, he will want to minimize the chances of losing as much as he can, which means you don't want to give dude a chance to square up - don't cheap shot him , but surprise him ....
This is why the hockey way is so great...he can't get away and reset as long as your holding onto him while you're rain blows on him...plus you're probably not gonna miss because he can't move to much

Place your foot on the upper onside of his knee and step into it hard. If you have to fall with him, put your forearm under his chin and try to fall on it. Grab the tops of his ears and pull down, use severed ears as masturbatory aid. Take Viagra, wrap dick in aluminum foil, take pants off during fight and attempt to poke him with raging aluminum boner.

Please stop posting this thread faggot

God damn, got that Norwegian metal look. Hot.

you both looks like weak faggots

Underrated post

Oh my god, you see it too

Thanks