ITT we try to put things in the time capsule which, once closed, own't open for another 1,000 years

ITT we try to put things in the time capsule which, once closed, own't open for another 1,000 years.

Only dubs make it into the capsule.

A bowl of soggy noodles

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Hillary Clinton's mummified corpse.

i put chlorine gas into it.

All Muslims in the world. By the time it is opened, we will have a plan to exterminate them.

Expanding foam

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My piss bottles

a childĀ“s corpse

The patriarchy.

Rerolling for the entire tumblr community

A bowl of eggs

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I think you'd have trouble fitting just one into the capsule.

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Mansplaining.

my dick

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My dubs

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>one off from trips twice in a row
>im fucking done

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The Lone Wanderer

A shitton of coke

A leopard seal

a bomb that will explose in 1 year

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Mustard Gas.

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Sasha Grey

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Rolling to put this pic in the time capsule

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10 copies of Metal Gear Solid: HD Collection

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Herpes

all of the jews

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Ore wa ochinchin ga daisuki nandayo

The plague

these dubs

My lorry

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a bunch of blu-ray loli hentai in a box.
that would delay the destruction of the planet

100% full of dragon dildos, nothing else, if dubs all previous and any future dubs are irrelevant

A smaller time capsule

A dead nigger

Put Viktor in there and bury it deep down

Uh Oh

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capception

dem niggas

A Xenomorph egg

Capdeadniggerception

my castrated balls

This lada

250 chicken eggs

Sup Forums

3 jews

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We're gonna need a bigger capsule.

OP

myself

a single chicken mcnugget

Dag nabbit

this set of lego

and into that we putting a Matrjoschka

Silly putty

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Donald Trump?

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So far in the capsule...

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A documentary about the chans

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A 4-pack of dim sims from the South Melbourne Market.

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the rapiest prison inmate and his lead bitch

These lyrics:
Would you look at all that stuff ... they've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters, trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters, walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires, BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers, picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters, paint removers, window louvers, masking tape and plastic gutters, kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables, hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles, pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication, metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation, air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors, tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors, trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers, tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers, soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers, calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers

Suicidal thoughts

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Reroll for this.

Ninja-Travis to protect the capsule.

A picture of grorious reader.

A Death Note

Praws

One gallon of propane

Here we go

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Pressure sensative land mine.

This gets in aswell!

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yes

A teletubbie man with a shotgun

The entire country of Bangladesh