Why do girls love horses?

Why do girls love horses?

Would you date a horse enthusiast?

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because they have fantasies

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Thats only for men

Dated a couple. They were wierd but good lays, then when you try to break up, get fucking ready.

>dated a couple
What were you stable hand?
Did you jerk off the horse cock for their weekly horse cum milkshakes?

Freud said girls are attracted to horses because horses are symbols for muscular cocks

Do you stand around the stables flirting with everyone coming in or going out?

Freud was wrong about many things

Freud also said guys want to fuck their mother, personally I just he was just retarded and projected a lot.

Are you one of the jumping obstacles the horse had to jump over because that's the only thing you're good at?

Agreed
Horses are muscle dicks.

but not ur mum.

Ew dude. Fucken sick

Found the horse lovers

Because horses are cool and yes I would.

>Why do girls love horses?
Hmm, I wonder why girls would be interested in an activity that consists of repeatedly bouncing their crotch up and down on the back of an animal.
Its a total mystery

But not wrong. Horses are dicks, they kick people who don't know how to deal with them.

in my experience, horse girls are always either batshit insane, or extremely high strung and princessy

Makes me think of saddle club in a new light

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>animals should be nice to me because ???

Or both

only control-freaks love horses.

lmao this thread made me remember when i was the only guy in a class of all female, in school, and they would talk about horses. This is the period of my life where the majority of resentment towards the female gender comes from

>Because I am Shiva - Destroyer of Worlds!!!

wew lad

Horses are the cars of ancient man
It means you have power and status
Women attracted to the beast are attracted to powerful, fertile men

Or either

I know this thread is all about "girls love horsedickinassvigina" .. but let me try something new ;
Guys like cars and dirtbikes bc they move fast.
Some girls like to move fast aswell, they just also happens to enjoy they caretaking aspect of tending to a creature.
might be wrong tho.

Not that user, get some lvls in beastmaster you fucking scrub.
>-Lord of the waterfowl

That's fucking sick and wrong, you fucked up freak. They like horsiebenisinbutt

Girls would fuck anything that isn't most men. Animals, other women, inanimate objects..

Following that logic it would be woman that buy expensive cars, not men.

or just nigger dicks

horses dont move fast in comparison to anything else they could be doing they just like something driving up into their vagina

Ok my bad. Girls just wonna rim something that tastes of rotten and degraded hay

horses can do 40 mph without much trouble

Some guys fuck their car
For all you know the phenomena us common but underreported

horse people are weird.

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Freud was also a jew, so into the trash it goes

I'm okay with either of those.

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>buy
Youre missing the point and thinking like a man does
She doesnt want A car. She wants HIS car.
She wants what she doesnt have to work for.

Right, either way they have biggggg ol anuses

Women like horses because horses manes are like luxurious womens hair yet are big powerful animals but safe enough to interact with.

They want to be horses, also.

In the middle of a breakup of one now. Do not repeat my mistake.

>ITT op secretly wants everyone to post horsecocks

manes really are fabulous as fuck though

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theres another level to this

By using your resources, she doesnt use hers, she is still capable of swapping you out. The intention of being in a relationship with you is to diminish YOUR ability to swap her out. I had some retarded ass female expecting me to learn her number just cause i lived with her a few days, like im not allowed to just have it in my phone

That's what it is, the female wants to see you diminish your ability to court other females, and once you do, she is no longer attracted to you so she eliminates you

There's no healthy relationship that goes both ways when it comes to male female

Islam is necessary because it automatically sets the female as less valuable than the man, which she is.

nobody takes freud seriously. he's a mascot for pseudo-psychology

Because horses used to be a mens only sport...

Now Men have largely left the horses for automobiles.

Women want to one-up men by taking on the animals. Women are nurturing and enjoy animal husbandry.

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>Women are nurturing and enjoy animal husbandry.

Or they just like to touch horse dick?

I dont know any female who is associated with horses who actually has a connection with the male gender, its like a cat thing. So i would rule out your claim that women are doing it to spite men. You and I both know women will never start getting real careers "to spite men" You will always be a nurse, psychiatrist and teacher and in the evenings youll go handle your horses dick under the premise it has to be washed

Big Mac!!

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why did i read this together?! why!?!?!

>Or they just like to touch horse dick?

Nah. Horse dick is pretty gross mang. YOu have to clean their sheath or it gets infected after awhile.

Most girls like horses because they like commanding a powerful animal that pretends to listen to them so long as they feed it.

It's basically a pseudo-husband.

how the fuck can we compete with this?

But with more anal

I find it hard to believe horse dicks usually get infected unless a human washes them. That just doesn't make sense evolutionary wise. Horses used not to be domesticated.

Girls like horses because they know that guys who have horses are fucking rich.

With horse anthusiasm, they have more chance to get a rich man.

Not if I come back in another life. My missus had a horse from when she was little till we emigrated. Fucking expensive. Stables, feed, events, new shoes every 6 weeks, can't go anywhere unless someone agrees to look after it.
I'm sure it's fun, but no. Not having that again.

That's what i just thought of it's a female's hitlerian fantasy of having control of something that could easily kill her

We just solved what it is

women enjoy the feeling of taming a large strong animal and making it like them

>they are like a big fat muscle
>shiny fur, mane that needs combing
>riding stimulates clit and verginna constantly
>huge horse dicks

any more questions?

Always have strong thighs though, they can ride you like seabiscuit.

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we don't.

Horses didn't evolve to sleep in stall filled with their shit.

Agreed, horse people are cat people but with more money.

If one can not beat them. join them.

LMFAO!

it's a side effect of neutering, which doesn't occur in the wild obviously

or maybe they heard you had to clean horse dicks.

it's not all bad.

I think we all know why.....

Why you would neuter a horse is beyond me.

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Married one. Horseback riding is fun.

It's all ways good to have some variance in one's life.

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>you mad white boi?

It's called gelding. Nearly all male horses are if they aren't used for breeding.

can you really tell the difference blackie?

I fap to horses/dogs fucking girls occasionally. Is that weird?

>2017
>Not owning a mare

>Is that weird?
Yes.
But not here.

Girls that ride horses can ride a dick. My friend is a horse rider. Too bad she has a boyfriend

Because they secretly want to get fucked by a horse.

there's nothing wrong with watching a woman breed with a superior equine penis

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Except it's not possible for a woman to get pregnant by dog/horse. She can't even get STDs from it.

>dayum nigga
>Shenayqua grew a tail

>She can't even get STDs from it.
I wouldn't be too sure of that.
Remember that aids incident?

what's the problem, pregnancy is the worst STD of all

OP = Faggot
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nigga what