Guess I'm not a normie

Guess I'm not a normie

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I did

what do i win?

Nothing from us but envy

totally average. even had fun in HS, but I don't hold it as the best time of my life, as my parents pulled a Batman on me senior year.

they both died when you were 17?

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I didn't know if my friends would come to my funeral either

fck this fcking shit.

I'm married, have good income etc. You're missing most of the essential normie stuff.

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I didn't make this, also, you want to be a normie?

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Being a normie sound fucking great.

Who willingly chooses to be a social reject and outcast of society.

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GET OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

t-boned by semi - driver was on meth
cons:
ded
guardian ad litum almost made me go into group home until I sued for emancipation

pros:
got a pass on all schoolwork
punched way above my weight in sympathy fucks
fair $$$, plus Uni scholarship free ride anywhere from truck company
free house
shitbird driver died w/i year out of getting out of prison from liver failure

wouldn't advise it - not a fun get rich quick scheme, loved my parents

Whats the objective agian ? been several years since i saw these.

a 'bingo' is when you have all of them crossed off in a line and it means you're a normalfag. If you don't, then congratulations you're one of us

holy shit, how havent you suicided yet?

I'm amazed you lasted this long.

Am I supposed to get a bingo or what?

Here is mine guys.

Gonna kill myself tonight.

did try once, but i wasent allowed to die for unkown reasons.

only if you want to be a normie
no man it's not all over, these are very specific and don't really mean much

Even the afterlife rejected you.

I hope you find meaning soon user.

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don't let this deceive you. I am a giant fucking loser and was only somewhat cool in high school

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>don't let this deceive you. I am a giant fucking loser and was only somewhat cool in high school
shut the fuck up normalfag

mine looks average.

I did play on a sports team, but it was little league so it didn't count.

I went to a house party once, but I stood in the corner and eventually had girls come over and ask me if I was a virgin until I left so I don't think that counts either

and still no bingo

The autism is strong in this one

well shit

the job was only for 2 weeks..

what is a prom ?

also i guess iam just not good at relationships

well i should ad that i atleast dont use fagbook
am i Sup Forums enough ?

i mean.. im pretty happy overall

meh

>am i Sup Forums enough ?
lol I don't know.

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There you go

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Am I a normy OP?

you cunts dont belong here

no you are fat

Well. Reading some of yours, I feel a little better.

Blackout!

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Does alcohol count in the recreational drugs bit?

I think it's something more than that like weed

Guess I'm a normalfag, but I'm far from normal

You guys are fucking losers...

Thank the heavens!

is there a version for fags? That don't involve grills so much?

yeah. you're a fat faggot

You're just a gayfag not normalfag

Fat faggot that's had more actual pussy than you've ever dreamed about neckbeard

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Holy shit a lot of you faggot still live in your mom's basement. I'm not sure whether you're all just pathetic or all are 15 years old.

welp

i still live in my bedroom lel

How did I do Sup Forums?

I'm 25 and we dont have a basement. I just live in my bedroom.

>25 years on this earth
>has not moved out of parents house

I've never had a job so moving out isn't possible.

in most countries this is pretty common, kids only move out once they find a wife

>25 years on this earth
>has not had a fucking job

Nigger what the fuck are you doing with your life like holy shit how can you not have had a single job yet. Work at a restaurant. Work at a grocery store. Fuck dude. Get with it. Working sucks but being a NEET makes you a piece of shit.

>Not renting out parents basement apartment and saving a lot of money
>Not living on your own and getting invited upstairs for homecooked meals
>Help is 30 seconds away if you need it
It's great for now but I will move out eventually. Just I pay less rent than my friends who live together.
>Tfw half your friends moved out then back in with their parents

went to prom, but no drugs? not even on grad night?

just from past experience balancing being jock/freak, was shocked how many so called straight arrows were coming out being closet tokers. would have explained much, would have clinched a nearly 99% likability for me.

context: most drank, but was in a school where you'd be suspended if you were caught smoking... even before or after going home from school, not even on campus.

at least it gave me a head's up what capricious assholes my future boss's can be. pic related

almost lost.
there was a birthday party when i was like 6, at mcdonalds, but it was actually on the day between my 10 yr old sister's birthday and mine (a week apart) and everyone there was one of my sister's friends.

I was saved by the fact that I completely disregard celebrating orbital cycle completions (b-days and new year) and make no more effort to be around other people on those days than any other day of the year.

living the life. seriously.

please tell me you have a sex partner you can crash at. otherwise, damn, son.

Nah man not even tried weed once. Yeah it's surprising how many nerds and other straight edges did shit in secret. Never drank til I was 18 too. Legal is 19. Alcohol and the occasional cigar is about all the vice I have.

You kinda make it sound gud

welp, guess ill let myself out.

Not a normie gg