Mr reeves I'm a huge fan, can I get your autogra-

>mr reeves I'm a huge fan, can I get your autogra-

>LOOK DUDE, CAN I JUST EAT MY DAMN PIZZA IN PEACE

jeez

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Who are you quoting?

>eating a pizza with a fork

It was JUST FREE PIZZA!

is he considered asian by american standards?

nothing like a good old 'za

what's with all the fucking pizza threads lately

>LOOK DUDE, CAN I JUST SUCK THIS FEMININE PENIS IN PEACE?

what did he mean by this?

Seriously though, you don't come between a man and his meal.

>Eating with your hands like a fucking animal

>It's free pizza time, goyims! Fresh from the oven, just like my grandpa!

How did Raimi get away with this?

He's a fuckin cool guy.

I loved him.

it's pizza!

Welcome to Brazil, senpai

Nah, he's too mixed to really be anything other than probably just "white".

rate my local joint

Hey reddit

We've always liked pizza. Cheese Pizza in particular.

He came to my local shithole for his friend's exotic wedding, bought a brand new harley to ride up to the wedding which was like 200km away from the hotel and stopped to buy a map at a gas station.
Paid like 100 dollars for it and told the girl working the register to keep the change also took a few pics with the people there.

He would probably share his pizza with his fans.

>american """"""""""pizza"""""""""""

link

>Not making it yourself

pleb

KEANU eats PIZZA while you follow him like a BETA desperate for an AUTOGRAPH

THAT LOOKS DELICIOUS

to what

WTFIHATEKEANUNOW

Pretty good looking 'za

looks like a 3rd degree burn victim

to OP's video.

>bananas

what the actual fuck is wrong with you

>pineabble, beanuts, and bananas

how fucking high high are you, right now?

>mushrooms

Kill yourself you fucking scum

it's a fan picture with a fake caption by op

retard

>yurocuck threads

mmmmmmmmmmmm

>Thanks for buying me lunch, user

>pepperoni and sausage

Toss on a fucking vegetable or two. Onions and Peppers are fantastic on pizza, particularly with sausage.

why did this make me laugh

that fucking jewelry...
is Arnie a member of the infamous Hand of Death cult?

shouldnt fuck with keanu

>Thanks for buying me lunch, user.

You got this idea from my dimension.

>implying white people aren't descendants of ancient Asians

That cheese doesn't have a goldenbrown crust yet you dabbler.

>What's your problem with this perfectly fine 'za?

>beanuts

sounds like benis

>that's the joke

not as good as mine.

For the glory of Satan


What was going through his mind in this photo?

Nah. the real Keanu be like
>sure, faggot. Wanna slice of this heavy ass pizza and talk about bikes and shit?

i like it.

Ugh. That jewelry is gaudy as hell.

Me? I'd serve go' za'

Fuck off. If I wanted a salad I'd order one.

fyi, Keanu posed for that pic.

Post pizza kinó lads

>goyims
The singular is goy, the plural is goyim, you fucking goy.

Isn't he dating a tranny right biw?

Nahh this guy is always down to share meals with fans, one time he bought me a donut

Scorch?

Yeah. The one from that Wacowski Netflix show.

what the fuck

tasty looking 'er 'za

Canadian-Hawaiian-Lebanese-Chinese-British-Portugese-American

this guy has more heritage than Steven Seagal.

is this magma?

Kek

>cooking with satan

Are those Terminator skulls?

>targets not going down after he shoots them

What the fuck, he missed EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM, is this a joke webm or something?

ROOM 214
MUST BE SEEN

how do i catch a pokemon? i dont get it

Is that Will Sasso's head?

Notice he when he hit the targets with the shotgun and they didn't fall over? THat means that the rifle and pistol wouldn't knock 'em over either, you faggot.

...

I-Is that just a bowl of sauce

...

There is no pizza.

anyone got a link to this episode?

If Ferrari cant make Neo happy then what can?

>that random ass piece of pineapple thrown on there
worst pizza i've ever seen
plus it doesn't even look like they cooked it long enough

What kind of toppings do you guys like on your 'za?

Personally, I like some 'ronis and 'peños.

looks more like a plate of sauce

...

Is this the birth of an epic new meme?

>birth
This is an old, played out, and forced meme that the redditors of Sup Forums just love.

are you retarded mate?

he hits them all, they are just cardboard held up by sticks, they aren't designed to fall over, you just shoot till the cardboard is too fucked up then replace the cardboard.

learn2useeyes

nvm, got it ;)

tbqh familia I love me a well made plain 'za. But if push comes to shove I'll throw on a couple 'ronis and a little saseege.

Go back to Sup Forums you fucking idiot, you've been playing too much cowadooty.

If he hit one of those big tires could the ricochet kill him or is the rubber not that strong

>If he hit one of those big tires could the ricochet kill him or is the rubber not that strong

rubber is the strongest metal nown to mans

>Eats pizza with a fork and knife

Anybody else like a bit of 'chup on their pizza?

youtube.com/watch?v=Il3wdMB77hc

I like ranch on my 'za.

is that pineapple you fucking third world monkey

It's a /ck/ thing. Lurk moar newfag.

More of a 'anch guy myself