>mr reeves I'm a huge fan, can I get your autogra-
>LOOK DUDE, CAN I JUST EAT MY DAMN PIZZA IN PEACE
jeez
>mr reeves I'm a huge fan, can I get your autogra-
>LOOK DUDE, CAN I JUST EAT MY DAMN PIZZA IN PEACE
jeez
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Who are you quoting?
>eating a pizza with a fork
It was JUST FREE PIZZA!
is he considered asian by american standards?
nothing like a good old 'za
what's with all the fucking pizza threads lately
>LOOK DUDE, CAN I JUST SUCK THIS FEMININE PENIS IN PEACE?
what did he mean by this?
Seriously though, you don't come between a man and his meal.
>Eating with your hands like a fucking animal
>It's free pizza time, goyims! Fresh from the oven, just like my grandpa!
How did Raimi get away with this?
He's a fuckin cool guy.
I loved him.
it's pizza!
Welcome to Brazil, senpai
Nah, he's too mixed to really be anything other than probably just "white".
rate my local joint
Hey reddit
We've always liked pizza. Cheese Pizza in particular.
He came to my local shithole for his friend's exotic wedding, bought a brand new harley to ride up to the wedding which was like 200km away from the hotel and stopped to buy a map at a gas station.
Paid like 100 dollars for it and told the girl working the register to keep the change also took a few pics with the people there.
He would probably share his pizza with his fans.
>american """"""""""pizza"""""""""""
link
>Not making it yourself
pleb
KEANU eats PIZZA while you follow him like a BETA desperate for an AUTOGRAPH
THAT LOOKS DELICIOUS
to what
WTFIHATEKEANUNOW
Pretty good looking 'za
looks like a 3rd degree burn victim
to OP's video.
>bananas
what the actual fuck is wrong with you
>pineabble, beanuts, and bananas
how fucking high high are you, right now?
>mushrooms
Kill yourself you fucking scum
it's a fan picture with a fake caption by op
retard
>yurocuck threads
mmmmmmmmmmmm
>Thanks for buying me lunch, user
>pepperoni and sausage
Toss on a fucking vegetable or two. Onions and Peppers are fantastic on pizza, particularly with sausage.
why did this make me laugh
that fucking jewelry...
is Arnie a member of the infamous Hand of Death cult?
shouldnt fuck with keanu
>Thanks for buying me lunch, user.
You got this idea from my dimension.
>implying white people aren't descendants of ancient Asians
That cheese doesn't have a goldenbrown crust yet you dabbler.
>What's your problem with this perfectly fine 'za?
>beanuts
sounds like benis
>that's the joke
not as good as mine.
For the glory of Satan
What was going through his mind in this photo?
Nah. the real Keanu be like
>sure, faggot. Wanna slice of this heavy ass pizza and talk about bikes and shit?
i like it.
Ugh. That jewelry is gaudy as hell.
Me? I'd serve go' za'
Fuck off. If I wanted a salad I'd order one.
fyi, Keanu posed for that pic.
Post pizza kinó lads
>goyims
The singular is goy, the plural is goyim, you fucking goy.
Isn't he dating a tranny right biw?
Nahh this guy is always down to share meals with fans, one time he bought me a donut
Scorch?
Yeah. The one from that Wacowski Netflix show.
what the fuck
tasty looking 'er 'za
Canadian-Hawaiian-Lebanese-Chinese-British-Portugese-American
this guy has more heritage than Steven Seagal.
is this magma?
Kek
>cooking with satan
Are those Terminator skulls?
>targets not going down after he shoots them
What the fuck, he missed EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM, is this a joke webm or something?
ROOM 214
MUST BE SEEN
how do i catch a pokemon? i dont get it
Is that Will Sasso's head?
Notice he when he hit the targets with the shotgun and they didn't fall over? THat means that the rifle and pistol wouldn't knock 'em over either, you faggot.
...
I-Is that just a bowl of sauce
...
There is no pizza.
anyone got a link to this episode?
If Ferrari cant make Neo happy then what can?
>that random ass piece of pineapple thrown on there
worst pizza i've ever seen
plus it doesn't even look like they cooked it long enough
What kind of toppings do you guys like on your 'za?
Personally, I like some 'ronis and 'peños.
looks more like a plate of sauce
...
Is this the birth of an epic new meme?
>birth
This is an old, played out, and forced meme that the redditors of Sup Forums just love.
are you retarded mate?
he hits them all, they are just cardboard held up by sticks, they aren't designed to fall over, you just shoot till the cardboard is too fucked up then replace the cardboard.
learn2useeyes
nvm, got it ;)
tbqh familia I love me a well made plain 'za. But if push comes to shove I'll throw on a couple 'ronis and a little saseege.
Go back to Sup Forums you fucking idiot, you've been playing too much cowadooty.
If he hit one of those big tires could the ricochet kill him or is the rubber not that strong
>If he hit one of those big tires could the ricochet kill him or is the rubber not that strong
rubber is the strongest metal nown to mans
>Eats pizza with a fork and knife
Anybody else like a bit of 'chup on their pizza?
I like ranch on my 'za.
is that pineapple you fucking third world monkey
It's a /ck/ thing. Lurk moar newfag.
More of a 'anch guy myself