Could use some help with my tinder profile Sup Forums

Could use some help with my tinder profile Sup Forums.

Not getting a lot of matches and was looking for some tips to improve it.

Also the bio is a joke about LSD, so just ignore that

First step: don't look like a dyke.

first off an LSD joke in your bio wont get you anywhere
second your kind of ugly anyways so like your matches wont be that high anyways

Stop wearing the same shirt on all pics. Also fuckoff with the pic with lady friend. Try looking different on different pictures.

You look way too average. Add a hobbies pic aswell.

You look like an Edward Snowden lesbian

Shit well guess I'll go back to flapping over anime

I'm so ugly

>mfw my name is also Ned
>mfw you look like what I feel a Ned would stereotylically look like

Ned goddamnit you better pull some bitches

You look like a nice enough guy but you don't look like a man, put on some muscle at the very least.

remove pictures number 1 and 4. You'll get way more matches

tbh that fourth picture of you looks awful.

Alright guys if you had to choose a pic for me to use what would it be

nigga you better get to the gym and build some muscle. you look like a attractive dude but no bitch wants a nu-male bitch. fucking get some fuckin muscle.

also remove the pic with the other chick.

What type of girl do you want/hope for? What type of girl do you expect you deserve?

Also you say you don't get a lot of matches, so you've got some? Let's see?

Another Ned? Holy shit user I've never met another, I need to put on some muscle

Advice taken, removed pics

The fourth pic gotta go, nice touch with the cliche "long walks on the beach", not sure if girls like it tho

>Attractive

What the fuck is attractive about him? He looks like anerdy bitch.

OP pls dont listen to potatoes here

pretend u are a young louie theroux, at least some hotties are into that these days

tinder is brutal dont expect it to not be

Good idea user. I'll get on it

This is what I've got so far, I've had the app for 3 or 4 days now

HOW?! How the fuck you match with Safiya? Show her pics. She looks tiny af tho

holy fucking shit

those openers

my sides

This looks like my experience with Tinder.
I get a few matches but the bitches just wont fucking talk back

Also does anyone find that their matches just disappear literally right after you get them? You see the thing saying you got the match, then go to check and its gone?

Edward Snowden is a homosexual traitor.

There ya go

Hey I'm here to learn man
Guess just a nice girl? I just wanna chat

maybe take one with better lighting and a better angle. Everyone looks kinda awkward in a face forward selfie with light shining on their face.

You really are ugly. You should hang yourself.

Oh kek, she ain#t as good as in the first pic.

Nigga at most u deserve a 6/10. A nerdy 6/10, so yeah, shit sex life too.

Your smile seems fake as fuck
am I the only one seeing this?

Just delete it. You look like the guy that the girl texts to talk about the guy shes fucking


>omg hes such a jerk, i hate that i love him
>i would treat you like a princess. I would never hurt you
>aww, thanks friend. Anyways hes here bye!

Thats you

Where should the lighting be, behind me?

Nah it's not gotten that bad yet user

She wort message back though, she's still cute

alright.


your openers tells me that:


>you're trying to get girls attention
>you're being careful about getting girls attention
>you are very careful around her domain, you make sure she understands that she is the prize
>you're boring


you might think this sounds crazy. female male dynamic is crazy at the start get used to it


how it should be

>you don't give a shit if you get girls attention, you don't need it
>you're not careful at all, you don't have time to fuck around with being a bitch who caters to every wind
>you are not careful around her domain, you enter it and make it yours.
all that being said don't be full autismo if you don't know how to play this out. god fucking damn those openers we're boring


just fucking imagine you being a girl getting 20 messages a day and 19 of them being a sad little careful being typing such a phrase as "how are you anyway"

like what the fuck

wtff dude stop it

You seem bitter my friend

I'm sad on the inside

Nah you're wrong there mate, I'm really not a beta, I've just come out of a 2 year relationship and I don't act like that

Not OP,

How do you make a killer profile Sup Forums

pls share your knowledge

So what sort of things should I be saying?

This!

you should try contact lenses get a haircut and stop wearing that fucking shirt in every fucking picture it makes you seem like a smelly retard

thanks for the PNG_transparency_demonstration

You should be working from a mindset, not carved openers. Something speedy, exciting and fun. give me 3 openers you can think of now and well discuss them. they cannot in any way be NEEDY or FEMININE

So what the hell are you on here for then

We should go on a cruise together

Name something you hate, go

Show us ur ex

>stop wearing that fucking shirt in every fucking picture it makes you seem like a smelly retard
>Seem like a smelly retard

Holy fucking kek, didn't even realise

I ain't got any pics left of her, blocked her on everything I have

Oh so one, she cheated on your beta ass, and two, she must be ugly if you don't wanna show us badly.

Not OP, but I hate the theater and musicals. What you advise now?

"so what the hell are you on here for then"

makes me think that you've sat there and thought she was pretty for 20 minutes before typing anxiously something fast. i mean some girl will find this cute but its a nono


"we should go on a cruise together"

this is the best one you've done yet, but it's kind of stale


"name something you hate, go"

you don't want to care about what anyone hates
Try this one out,

"Let's build a treehouse and make some babies in it"


you might want to consider just erasing your tinder for now. Tinder should be a by product of you already working on your own physique for some while in my opinion. You don't look very attractive but you have potential to look GOOD. You need to start lifting weight and become more masculine and playful in your approach in life. this is a great opportunity

You kinda look like me if I were a beta bitch that couldn't get any bitches

TopKek. Also impyling you fuck bitches. Top Fucking Kek

Oh yeah she cheated, doesn't make me a beta though, shit happens, she had a great body.


That's good advice user, I deffo think I need to build up some muscle and change my appearance a bit so thanks for the advice guys

PROVE IT

Nah man get your porn elsewhere, she also wouldn't count as legal in some states so

I'm from UK nigga. Ur bullshitting, no way a guy looking like u would get a girl with a great body, fucking bitch.

What makes you think it's all about looks?

Despite what you may think, personality counts for a lot, most girls don't want a good looking guy whose dull as hell, I'm not the best looker but I'm fun

How are you fun? You look like you play minecraft and read books like the hobbit.

Dunno, guess I'm funny and like going out and doing things

I'm no better looking than you, OP, and I can't really give advice but if it helps at all this is my setup. Women generally have no sense of humor and aren't that smart so most of the time I just stop responding. But I get decent matches. I know this is easier said than done but the key is to not give a fuck. Not worry about what they'll think of you, not stress about how they'll respond. Confidence is key. And I understand what it's like to not have confidence but confidence is what lets average goobers like us get our dick wet.

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Grow facial hair

How do you get matches using elfies and shit pics? People say shouldn't put selfies on tinder.

Stop looking beta you faggot

He can't. His body and face is that of a beta pussy bitch.

OP whats your "type"? What sort of girl are you ideally after?

I really don't know. I think the trick is to make it look like you don't really care or put thought into it. Desperation is a big turn off and if you can convince a girl you don't want to fuck her it becomes infinitely easy to fuck her. Women are so weird. Use this as a template. I talked to her like I had no desire to fadoodle her hoo-ha. Then, she let me fadoodle her hoo-ha.

You forgot to censor her name under her messages you silly boy

LMFAO

Damn, beat me to it, KEK.

honestly, idk what it is. How tall are you btw? I'm 6'2 and put it on my bio. I just say where I'm from, my major, my height, and "I'll always do calculus before you". Then bam, matches.

Ehh. I'm just paranoid and a little drunk.

6'2 and a half :^) Hmm, I'm studying Accounting & Finance so what should I say?

What is this garbage

I got no idea broski. You're not bad looking, perhaps get a fuck boy haircut like I did. And maybe stop smiling. It's all trial and error. Maybe mention your major. Notice the not-so-subtle "$oftware Engineering". Even if they don't know what the fuck that means they can assume I'll make money one day.

Fuck if I know, I put zero effort into that shit. I'm not handsome or smart or funny. I'm convinced that normies just want someone that doesn't care about what they think.

Nigga I ain't OP. I'm another user. Oh kek, well I'm in finance so ;)))

Why the fuck you going for boring ass sofiya when you have straight fire with Lucy one click away

Nigga are you even aware youre one text away from grabbing the attention of an 8/10? Throw safiya in the trash and go for the gold, its like you want to die alone

>8/10

U serious nigga? Lucy is just average girl, 7 at best. That pic though, fucking kek all the time.

OP, get contacts. You will not regret it.

Signed 99.7% of women

Does anime causes homosexuality?

7.5 i wont budge.

The pic is great tho. If m2k can get can get a kiss from her,OP should have no problem getting lucy

ug muslim halfbreeds, genocide the brits genetics some more why dont you.

Where in Texas are you from?

Where in Texas are you from