Be me

>be me
>7th grade
>must've been a decade ago, but I remember it like yesterday
>in school there was this one tard kid that was there
>name was William
>had this ugly-sounding wheeze when he breathed
>we called that fucker Will the Wheezer
>he was a little off, but this shit would be hilarious
>first time I met him I was in recess
>tried to avoid him
>he pushed to talk to me
>"Hey Woyet, yu no wut a weenus is?"
Yeah, that's the skin on your elbow right?
>"Yeh, and TAKE DIS!"
>immediately begins to take his fuckin' wenis
>puts it in my wagina
>yells at the top of his lungs, wheezing on my face
>"WEENUS RAPE! WEENUS RAPE!"
Dude get the fuck off me.
>doesn't, wheezes still
>now he's on top of me
>we're in the middle of the fuckin' recess and I'm under some tard
>so fucking embarrassed
>eventually one of the staff gets him
>kids laugh
>"SEE YU LATUH WOYUT"
>don't reply, don't talk to anyone that day
>I feel violated
>the kids there don't laugh for long though, he strikes again

~Lonesome Wyatt

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>about a month later
>lost a couple of friends due to embarrassing incident
>see someone who looks familiar
>it's William
>"HEY WOYITT!"
>ignore
>high-school chad looks at him
>"Hey William."
>this has got to happen
>"HEY CHAAD!"
>"Yu no wut wenis is?"
>holy fuck it's happening
>this Chad bullied me all year long
>"Yeah."
>"THEN A-TAYK DIS!"
>charges into him with the mightiest of retard-strength
>takes his arm and opens it wide
>puts his elbow in his "wagina"
>screeches "WEENUS WAPE, WENIS RAYP"
>lasted like a minute before Chad kicked him off
>staff held tard down
>"BUH BY CHADD!"
>he said this as he wheezed like he was gonna die
>I couldn't hold in my laughter
>nor could everyone else watching
>this was in the cafeteria
>all hell broke loose soon after
>he was known as the Wenis Rapist
>I began to find out how to initiate this shit later on
Nigguh, give me some (You)'s so I know this thread isn't worthless.

keep going.

kek OP i need more

(You)
(You)
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(UwU)

>days after this
>become somewhat friends with Will the Wagina Rapist/asshole
>but I'd make deals with him
>I'd give him a quarter/shit I got from the cafeteria in exchange for "wenis rape"
>this plan is gonna work good
Get Chad again, and I'll give you TWO quarters.
>agrees happily
>goes up to Chad
>Chad nearly lost his Chad status
>this time it'll be devastated
>takes his elbow
>"HAYCHAAD, YUNO WUT WENIS IS RITE?"
>Chad doesn't even respond, walks backwards
>kek he already knows
>staff are practically racing towards him
>but it's too late
>he lunges at Chad and places his wenis
>"WENIS RAYP WEENUS WAPE!"
>as Chad's sore wagina is violated
>tard begins to wheeze on him
>Chad is pissed
>tard's getting pulled off by staff
>Chad knees him in the stomach
>acts like it was an accident
>tard does not like this
>I make him a bad guy in the tard's eyes
>we devise a plan for the next time we see him

continue

Go on...

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still waiting...

>Chad is no longer Chad
>just a popular normie
>but I want more
>so does Will the Wagina Rapist
>get idea as I entered our school's shitty restroom
>tell Will something
Y'know Will, all this shit can be pretty convenient for our cause.
>had to explain what convenient meant for ten minutes after that
>nearly wenis raped me
>oh well, it's a quarter/revenge that he wanted so he'll do it anyways
>recess
>can't find Will
>ask staff
>it's happening, he's in the bathroom
>thought maybe he'd wipe some piss/shit on Chad
>he comes out fucking covered in shit, like Jesus
>he's in his boxers
>"HAYCHAAD, YUNO-"
>Chad runs
>tard runs after him
>tard swiftness activated
>naked Will runs with his elbow pointed at Chad
>Chad's begging with the breath that he can save
>I'm just laughin'
>they're playing cat and mouse in the playground
>staff too grossed out to get to him
>"CHAAD I GUN FIND YU!"
>Chad's out of breath
>I subtly point to him so Will finds him
>"OH TANKS WOYIT"
>fuck he said it out loud
>oh well
>hunts Chad the fuck down
>Chad's under the swing so tard could tackle him easy
>his shitty body is smothering him
Cont'd

dont even care if fake anymore this story is gold, i want the finale.

Someone needs to screen cap this kek

>nearly wenis raped me
Kek, is your wagina on the inside of your elbow? Or where

have a (You)

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>ah shit one of these try hard staff guys comes up
>but there's still time
>he takes his shitty elbow
>forces it into Chad's wagina
>the screeches begin
>I've never heard him yell this loud before
>"WEEENUS RAAAAYP! WEEENIS RAYP!"
>"YU LIEK WENIS RAYP CHAAD?"
>Chad is too weak to defend himself
>it's all so good
>staff guy gets to him, drags him away with plastic gloves he's using to avoid shit hands
>he passes me
>Will just glares at me with no remorse
>I hear that familiar sound
>"Weenus wape, Wyit."
>he's dragged and wheezes away
>he got suspended for a week
The finale is not here yet.
Yes, and he found the wenis/wagina thing pretty funny, it got old to me fast though.

You don't think weenus is funny?

wagina in the inside of the elbow

>a week later I see him
>he wants to stay low
>but being the dick that I am, I convince him that everyone hates him
>they kind of did, though
>he must've wenis raped three people every week
>some cases were very mild
>others were Chad-tier
>we were approaching the end of the school year
>apparently there was this little party that was planned by our principle
>Will was getting watched like a hawk by staff
>only place of privacy he had was in the bathroom; this is where the shit habit comes in
>there was only one phrase that foretold imminent wenis rape
>"YUNO WUT A WENIS IS?"
>tried not to bring it up until we were around other folks
>he's fuckin' wenis raped me hard that one time
>luckily he didn't have shit on his elbow
>Chad was done
>I wanted him to take out the staff
>that one asshole staff guy I mentioned before; he was responsible for his imprisonment
>he could no longer be free and happy, raping all the waginas he wants to, with his crusty stretched out wenis
>he had to find a way
>I pointed out the bathroom technique
>"NEKST WEEK AT PARTAY I NO WUT TO DOO WOYIT!"
>I didn't care what his plan was, I knew he'd fuck shit up.
>week later, party is here
>the finale begins

Gud job OP 9/10

dubs of destiny, let the tale continue

dis gon be gud

Trying to figure out what a wagina is

>before he heads into the bathroom, I make sure he eats some of the burritos and shit that they had
>about five minutes of eating and he's already in the bathroom
>wheezing his way through shitting
>staff asshole guards bathroom door
>there was an assembly about bathroom hygiene after what he did
>probably thought he learned his lesson
>boy was he fuckin' wrong
>BAM Will came bustin' through, staff guy nearly fell
>this time Will was completely fuckin naked
>he had a shit nugget in his hand
>"YUNO-"
>"STAFF MAN YUNO WUT WENIS IS?"
>staff guy is trying to get him off
>chaos ensues
>students are screaming
>Will's dick is flopping around
>Chad has PTSD
>principle has the balls to do something
>"WEENUS RAYP WEENY WAPE!"
>he's done with the staff member
>principle looks fuckin' pissed
>heading straight for Will
>Will hasn't used the shit nugget yet
>he throws the damn thing and it hits the principle straight in his face
>he gets his elbow out, prepared
>presses it onto the principle's wagina
>and I thought I never heard anything louder from him
>"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENUUUUUUUUUUS RAAAAYP! WEEEEEEEEEEEEENIIIISSS WAAAAPE!"
>wheezing and coughing in his ear
>principle is crying
>staff guy is in a fetal position
>only one light in the room remains
>Will does something insane
>he shoves his finger up his ass
>he points it at the principle
>they fight back and forth
>principle doesn't want it to go in his mouth
>retard strength says otherwise
>three minutes in and I'm watching from a far away table
>"Ahhh, shit!"
>operation is successful
>one of the other staff people came to take me and the other students out of there
>never heard from Will again
>principle and the staff guy were terrified lnog after that

gg

What a brave soldier. We will all carry Will the Wenis Raper in our hearts tonight

wagina is inside of elbow

Screencap?

Forgot to mention, the last thing he said to me when he was tackling the principle was, "BUH BYE WYIETT!" I'll miss that bastard, I really will. May he rest in pepperonis

One of you guys has got to do it.

fucking lel

Screencap

this is fucking gold

Sweet man.

Top fucking kek

Put me in the screencap pls

I wanna be in the screencap too pls

I wanna be in the screencap too

PLEASE PLEASE CAP ME TOO

i wanna be in the screen cap too!

Hot.
~ OP

so he would touch their elbow with his elbow?


why would this make someone lose friends/chad status?

He'd put his elbow in the opposite side of their elbow. And because it'd humiliate them in front of everyone at the school and make you look beta.

Me too thanks

how does touching his elbow to the inside of your elbow make you look beta?

what the fuck

>not understanding weeenus rape

Faggot

this is the fucking stupidest thread I've ever been in.

It's wenis rape you fucking nigger.
I'll wenis-rape your wagina bitch

You Beta fuck

Epic thread huh?

Someone plis, screencap thist, I'm on my shitty phone ans can't doit myself