I have inside knowledge of the plot of the upcoming star wars movie "the last jedi"

I have inside knowledge of the plot of the upcoming star wars movie "the last jedi"

Ill answer questions yu guys have, or roll trips to get a full plot summary (including the major spoilers)

Well? What happens?

Does Rey become a Hutt fuck slave?

Please tell me Rey dies, I hated that bitch more than fucking Jar Jar

Regarding what my friend? Trips for full plot.

No unfortunately but i can tell you we havent seen the last of the hutts.

is jar jar binks snoke?

Rey does not die. I am sorry to bring you the bad news. Theres always episode 9 though.

Ur probably full of shit, but im interested.

Does Carrie Fisher's death fuck up the story for Ep. 9?

No jar jar binks is not snoke. Disney isnt retarded enough to bring jar jar back

where do you get ur knowledge. Did you work on set or something

Thefuck they planning to do with leia now that carrie fisher is dead?

How comfy is your moms basement?

How fat are you?

I am not aware of any details concerning episode 9. All her parts in ep.8 were finished though. We might see some reworking of the movie to explain her absence in ep.9, however.

But is there kinky fan service? I need something new to jack off to.

I know multiple people who were someway or another involved with the trilogy.
Thats all im saying about that as i dont wanna get people into trouble

Will ethnic minorities be treated with respect? Will there finally be a Muslim Jedi?

Who is Rey's parents?

This.

I knew it was a longshot. Well, do we find out what sent Emo Solo to the dark side?

How much are the kikes paying you to post this

Does Jar Jar make an appearance at last?

This

well there was mace windu who wasnt muslim tho

Will there finally be a bowl of hard boiled eggs in this one? If not then when?

I get $8 for every succesful posting. Success is defined by more then 10 comments. I profit.

Yes we do. Although its not what you would expect.

>I get $8

from who?

>people believing this
who is the last jedi?

Does Kylo Ren stop being one of the worst star wars characters yet?

Will there finally be a lightsaber that shoots out of someone's ass? If so, what colour?

Well?

Its revealed that a rebellion member has been an agent of the First Empire after the Knights of Ren slaughter Luke and Rey's Jedi in training. As Kylo Ren goes to find his mother and crush the rebellion. The princess is well guarded but they are no match for Kylo Ren, who has fully recovered from killing his father and being shot by Chewbacca. He confronts his mother with Finn at her side. As Leia tells him that he won't leave the rebel base alive for his actions, she is cut off by a blaster shot to the heart and the perpetrator, none other than the former Stormtrooper Finn, pushes her down to join Kylo Ren's side as the rebellion is cut down to only Poe, Rey, and Luke.

Nobody that we have met on screen. However at least 1 of them is closely tied to a well known starwars character.

no

Can you elaborate on what happened?

will it ever end... so tired...

It's a wookie, that's all I can divulge

Brown

ive read rumors chewbacca does full frontal. confirm/deny

When do the Borg show up?

is jar jar last jedi/snoke

That 8s an opinion, but yes, kylo does improve greatly in ep.8

All major plot points will be explained upon trips

wookies have very rarely been jedi
shit tier bait

Please tell me that Luke Cuckwalker dies of Force HIV and rids us of his smarminess!

full plot please

>I need attention, even if its on an anonymous board
sad

that's why this one is the last Jedi dumass

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It's a commentary on multiculturalism, the final Jedi is a giant hairy beast that talks gibberish

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I suppose I'll roll the dice and see what happens...

Rolling for initiave

GET

Rip

Please give us all of the spoilers, trips make it so.

So we do finally get a Muslim Jedi!

Faggot

TRIPS

Trips are mine

tell us about the dinosaur

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get the fuck off Sup Forums

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Have u ever touched mark hamill?

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No i have never even met him. Ive seen him from across a crowded room once though

you get off Sup Forums racist

Is Rey lesbian? Are there any lesbians in ep 8?

Did u get erect?

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Will this be complete crap like the others about SJW topics and influences?

No but there are sexy dancers

Is there going to be a gay Jedi?

at least there's dubs

trips

Does she turn to the dark side and kylo turn to the light?

Roll

mark hamill, before disney wanted him back, was spotted fishing used cigarette butts out of convenience store ashtrays and lighting them. he was that disgusting of a scrub. you can get hepatitis-c that way.

i wouldn't touch him.

I think luke might be gay, but cant confirm

you just inferred that Leia would live through 8, because you said they'd have to explain her absence in 9. Then said she got shot in the heart. Ding ding ding ur full of shit.

this thread is bad and you should feel bad

Come to the rainbow thide!

trips pls

IDGAF

I never said anythong about her getting shot in the heart.
And i also said they will probably re work the script to explain her absence. Which most likely means kill her off... but i cannot confirm that.

Of course he fucking is

Luke dies?

Reveal the plot OP. Kneel before this trips.

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>you get off Sup Forums racist
fuck you nigger

Major plot point and spoilers for trips.

Trips for plot

Lemme guess, you know what happens in Episode 9 as well?

Rolling for trips to see how full of shit OP is

Nope. Already said that

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