Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Haha no

Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

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Claim :o

I am aware of this yes

Mine

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Well it seems you might just drink too much, i doubt that too be true!
Oh, you plan on getting a snek? what's it like?
Nein.

That's practically nothing. Why can't you buy the snek?

Yeah, definitely not good. Somewhat curious- have you heard anything else lately regarding our friend?

I know.
I really hope it goes away soon

But Nui likes wine.

Can drink me under the fuckin table too. Life fibers op.

Yes, he has contacted Yuno.
Have you heard about that?

>no previous
You literally copy the address of the thread and it turns into the numbers.

youtube.com/watch?v=oMoC5tmo0fE

Hes like the best kind of snek hes a pin stripe boa. Social with people active and cuddly. He moves alot and you can even pet his head.
My family will kick me out of the house if i bring him home.

too far for, now
still have to wait on what the new guy will do
and you can try you know where to look now

Chara is moving to Vienna, Austria in a few months, has her own car too.

Now I need to find out what the car looks like because judging by how low the muscle tone is on her legs it looks like she doesn't walk much.

>She

Yeah, earlier in the week he told me about it, but it seems like not much else was said beyond that. I'm glad that he's still around at least, even if it was just for a brief bit.

Aw damn, that's no fun. But I know how it is when you gotta take family into consideration.

New guy? I guess I do

Don't speak in such foul way.
Dang, that's cute, i didn't think a snek could be cuddly.

office

Oh him

I miss my own place...and i hate that he has to sit in that too small of a tank at the pet shop
Oh totes, sneks are good pets as long as you take the time with em

>her
>her
>she

Just stop, please

That is what Chara wants to be referred to as, who am I to disrespect her wishes? Males are better anyway imo.

I'm so happy he's even alive and that he doesn't want to endanger himself for now.

How is that foul? It just means she's better at wine than I am. Like I know I do innuendos sometimes but this isn't one.

Does it really matter?

YES

stop posting 3d and pick a avatar

When has Chara said the he wants to be called "she"

ya

Several times, actually. She doesn't make a big deal of it though, assumedly because people are asses.

You don't like the woman I'm posting? Can you recommend an avatar for me?

A few weeks ago, why?

>you will never make chara a she
JUST

Well I don't think it will change all that much

anything that is 2d
>She

Yep, sometimes the best you can get is the house to yourself for several hours. Otherwise it's give and take. At least there's always the man cave or late nights like this for some quiet and space. Never had snakes, but I had newts and turtles growing up. Now it's doggos.

That was definitely nice to hear, now it's back to patiently waiting and seeing what happens next. Maybe at some point he'll feel ready to reach out to you directly.

I'm a straight femanon, so I'll post my husbando instead.

hope so but I've been getting shit on my id more often
can barely buy beer now and I hate asking others

And my point has been made.

Chara doesn't even want to have HRT or SRS. If he wants to be refered to as a girl he'll have to become one...

>point

Chara is on the path to getting medical approval for HRT, actually. She's spoken about it a couple of times recently, keep up.

Tbh i just want this specific snek also im wprking on affording my own place bout 6 months to go.

Welcome. I don't think others mind as long as you have the money

Decided on my next cap

>She's

We'll have fun with it

Your trip made me really hungry.

I mind it , bit bothering

In time he can.
I'm happy that way for now.

That's sweet, What would you name it?
Well you lie most of the time so i can never tell!

Manga caps are a pain compared to animated

I wish I had some of the stuff right now, hungry too.

what is HRT and how does it work? i want to be like chara

But he said he didn't want HRT. Plus he's going to regret it when he turns out looking like an androgynous freak.
Also if he's trans, then he has gender dysphoria. That's a mental illness and he should not be able to make big decisions like HRT, SRS, etc.

We'll like you always say don't worry about it. Also she is a cute. I do them on my phone. It's not bad

Jake

Really? God, that sounds like a pain. I'm barely finishing the first volume of seven. Don't think I'll start the second volume tonight.

I'm not really worried
worse case I'd have to leave and she sure is

Yeah, you mentioned something a while back about looking into a house, right?

Likewise. Just takes time with his situation and all. I think he'll appreciate that you've been hanging around and waiting.

I actually am not doing a lie because Nui's mine

Yep need 6 months to get even with debt and rebuild credit

Sleep is a good
Claimeroni

I want to impregnate Patchouli.

youtube.com/watch?v=AMV_HprkrHI&t=1s

Nah zoom and click lock and home at the same time. Easy. That would still suck. Yeah im not sure why though. Patches how was the lazy day?

>debt monster
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

How much debt are you looking at? How about the credit?

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Hello everyone.

Tomoko.

I guess it would. maybe because of the legs and that one eye showing?

Simple and cute, kinda funny for a snek.
Liar liar you're on fire!

And I get Hanako? Tonight is going to be a nice little thingMaybe and Jesus that's lewd

I don't know.
Obviously I'm not the special person he needs.
As long as that person is doing their job, I'm fine with it.

>

Not as lazy as one would expect, in the end. I mean, I slept from like 6am-4pm (sorry for just nodding off) and then did some work and went to a going away party that I didn't realize was today
Very nice, all in all
Still on the phone?

woop woop, pull over that tome is too fat?

Isn't this 2D picture 2D already?

My husbando is Kougami from Psycho-Pass

Mentally Chara is female which already makes her female.

30k with the car 15 without, hadnt made payments on several accounts and am
playing catch up at the moment
>Jake the snake

Oh, I see. You don't do any editing after, huh

It's fine I just though about stuff for a bit. Oh a little party huh? Well that sounds nice. Yeah I'm on my phone still.Nah I feel most are solid enough

no
i meant a girl who is 2d

ya'll realize theres an anime thread? why is this gay shit all over Sup Forums

>Hamakaze claimed

>tfw no mexican or hispanic bf to whisper sweet spanish into my ear and let me run my fingers on his mustache

>claiming shielder

well I don't know where you were looking at to think its cute and not so lewd maybe she just needed help reaching a spot and you logged off before I reminded you to watch sunny and trailer park

How was your day, beautiful?

>mexican or hispanic bf
That's that good taste right there

lewd

Did you recommend me a character yet?

If I'm on fire it's because I'm holding Nui and she's hot

How are we all doing tonight?

This

Hi botes. I'm not sure why it's cute. Uh no you don't remove your underwear and then shove that area into someone's face to reach a spot. I'm at a friends right now anywaysI slept a lot. How about you?

not as lucky as you

yuno gasai -_-

>30K
Wew. But you have a plan to get that debt knocked down so you can get a place without stretching your budget, no? Don't make the mistake of buying too much house.

Pretty good as always. How is Chara?

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Anything in particular? You'd be hard pressed to call it a party, it was only 6 people, but it was still very nice, definitely. So you've presumably been at your friend's house this whole time?

>mustaches
>ever
why?

Chara doesn't act like a girl.
Mentally, he's a challenged

Tired and salty. How about you?

That sounds nice, i wish i could've joined you. It was alright, i worked and played games.

I don't know, maybe it was too hot then and some cleaning was needed
you can still watch them , and have a laugh together

lovely

Didn't even think of that, that just made it perfect.
You speak out of line again, liar!
Long time no see, i've been a rather sick.

How about you though.