Sore throat

>sore throat
>cough
>fungus growing on my balls
>cavities
>male pattern baldness
>acne
>underweight
>unemployed
>never touched a girl
Your turn

You forgot to mention age.

>18
>insomnia
>poor
>undatable
>alone

Seek medical help, use your job money to fund your teeth correction, WTF fungus, shave your head, don't look like a fool, eat right.

Go out and lift. Ez

>anyone can die tomorrow
>don't be a bitch
>work smart not hard
>don't self pity if you can help it

I don't know dude if you really feel like this all the time go join an institution like the army/Air Force or volunteer.

>use your job money
Nigger im not employed

This is better advice actually than what I wrote.

you should kys

>22
>alcoholic
>cant stop drinking
>shitty job
>still live with mom
>anxiety
>depression
>only leave house for work and alcohol
>havent hung out with my only friend since september
>spend all my time playing video games or watching movies
>body looks like shit due to alcohol and shitty food
>too much of a pussy to kill myself

>18
>depressed
>anxiety
>introvert
>shitty low pay job (£4 an hour)
>cant drive
>fucking irritating gf that imma break up with when i get my stuff and fuck her for the last time
>still contemplating how and when im gonna end my pitiful life

>fag
>fat
>ugly
>job makes me want to die
>antitalent in everything
>every free day i spend cutting my leg
>otaku
>i have never felt love

You're being payed below minimum wage, are you an illegal alien or somethings?

got laid but have issues getting people into me sometimes
i have COPD and diabetes at 21 (got the wrong end of the darwin stick because of selfish and bad gene parents)
i am depressed and constantly bored and cant find anything that stimulates me or cheers me up besides food drugs and attention
it will get better tho i guess

>Overweight
>Cavities
>Unemployed

nah, full born english white. my boss is just an asshole. and im too lazy to do anything about it. i really want to do something, but im too poor to get a lawsuit and i cant find another job

>17
>Job with my Family owned business
>no stable plans for college
>have a gf of 1 year
>great sex
life is good for now

shhh here is a litle secret life only gets worse

maybe for you user, mine is going to be great :3

>17
MODS MODS MODS

I hope you die from whatever you have. Mainly because you had some fucked up reason to save that picture and then repost it.

You don't deserve that life you have. Give it back.

>16
>met a girl I really loved
>loved Tennessee
>mom moves us to Kansas to be with ex junkie
>also my brother's dad
>they fight
>ODs on a lot of pills
>would have survived if he wasn't drinking that night
>mom still gets drunk and beats me
>can't leave the kids with her
>can't get separated in foster care
>can't kill myself.

>under 18
>b&

might not be the answer you want but she beats you because she can and she likes to hurt you, if you hit her back she might back off. worked with mine

>33
>already have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life
>great family
>nice apartment
>get to travel and bang 10/10 escorts
>overweight and single, but fuck it, I'm having too much fun to give a shit

Life's good tbh

I tried that a few months ago and she did stop for a while but the rest of my family hates me. I wasn't invited to Christmas or new years

>26
>Anxiety disorder
>Fat as fuck
>Neet life
>Sheltered and clueless
>Live with mom
>Had a string of girlfriends and a long-term relationship
>Can drive
>Have a small amount of savings

Eh, I'm knokcing around a 5/10 in life. I could sort my shit out but fat and lazy.

They hate you because you are a person that fights back, remember the apple doesnt fall far from the tree, they are likely just like your mother. better try to look for people that will love you and wont get off on torturing you, i did

How

>sore back
>slightly undereweight
>under-employed
>taking a shit
>about to take a shower
>have grillfriend playing vidya in the other room
>fucked her last night
>will probably fuck her before i go to sleep
>feelsgoodman.js

Are you me?

>be me
>be fat
>work out, eat less
>not fat
Life is gr8

reddit.com/r/raisedbynarcissists

look for people who have similar childhood to yours. offer each other the love and lack of sadism that should exist in a normal family. Also cut out your family, they're either mad you stood up for yourself and that makes em feel inferior or they love the idea that kids will just take the beatings and think you set a bad example by protecting yourself

>23
>alcoholism
>anxious and unsocial
>unemployed

>neet
>overweight
>several acne
>small penis, like a child
>never touched a girl
>i don't have any talent
>depressed
>socially awkward and boring
>no one to call friend
>felt love only once, and still do
>the girl i love loves me back, as a friend
>she sends me pics of her with her bf kissing her neck while in bed
>spend my days watching youtube and eating shitty food

>21
>have my own company
>functional alcoholic
>just got out of a 2 year relationship and already got 3 girls in line
>a bit too chubby, need to lose like 5kg

could be worse

>29
>inthepoo
>virigin
>high blood pressure
>fuck life

>average looks
>average height
>average weight
>average intelligence
It's like my name is supposed to BE Joe

33
Male pattern baldness starting to show
Little hairy body
Little fat on the belly
7" penis
Above average wife
Expecting my first child
Having fun running running a R&D office
Making good money...

Maybe? Here's some more:
>Had a cat, he died. I cried.
>Into D&D and tabletop.
>Like animu

Fucking truth

Forgotten the important part: I was stilk a virgin at 23...

>32
>normal body
>alcoholic
>don't like my job
>don't like my gf cause she cheats on me
>going on vacation with her in couple of days shit is akward
>should be looking forward for my vaciation but the situation kills it
>waiting till we return to sort things over and kick her out

>exposing african niggers for the backwards retards that they are
>bad thing

go back to your safe space

>extreme dating anxiety
>live w/parents
>

>linking to reddit unironically
>linking to a page on reddit for faggots who got beaten by mommy unironically

you can leave now, cuck

my mom hit me once

i kicked her down the stairs and broke her neck

she never hit me again

Accept everything, work out and get to the state called ataraxia. Youre nearer than most people will ever be. From there look for a goal and devour yourself striving for it. Dont go for happiness, go for the calmness. Die proud.

>18
>Barely any friends
>virgin
>Unemployed
>Skinny and weak
>Have a sense of humor no one can relate to
>However I'm working on trying to get my life on track tho.

6/10 life

>867
>immortal beeing, kind of vampire
>everyone I know is dead

>remove_trait immortal
RIP user. ruled from 867 - 2017

>Borderline Retarded
>Spaghetti whenever I talk to people
>Had 1 Gf

>Feelings of guilt
>Nightmares
>Cuckold
>Wife a prostitute
>Like DIY
>Take in strays
>Proud father
>Landscape gardener
>Dead

> 21
> athletic body
> good job for the government
> not shy
> Audi Q5 bought by myself
> allergy to nearly every animal
> sometimes problem with skin bc of the allergys
> had gf which has been deflored by me
> little dick

>Asthma
>Stacked on like 50lbs since kids were born

>Don't give a shit

>22
>single for 3 years
>insomnia
>fucked up heart rates due to insomnia
>gained 20 pounds
>can't grow beard
>but i am the best god damn cook in my town.

>6.5
>lightskin
>hate me being a part of black people
>kinda fat
>scared my dick is too small
>i can talk to girls but never try to advance
>go to the gym
>idk what i will be in 10 years

Cutting your leg? Wtf faggot?

>heroin addict
>schizophrenia

>20
>early stage trenchfeet
>bacterial infection in mouth
>dry scalp skin
>those dickspots
>-500 on my bank

>no throat
>extremely violent mouth expulsions
>dick and balls made of fungus
>infected cysts where teeth should be
>no scalp just skull
>face is literally one giant zit covered in zits
>so light I defy physics and turn black holes inside out like they're harambes goatse
>I pay my employer to work for them
>don't have a sense of touch
Some people have all the luck..

>20
>Insomnia
>Asperger's
>Isolation syndrome
>Depression
>Acne on back
>Phymosis
>Tip of the penis inflammed
>Living in a third world country
>Money issues
>Incapable of getting a job
>PC can't run Oblivion on medium
>Forced to live with mother
>No privacy
>No friends
>Kissless virgin